A song to commemorate the life and death of rdrama.net:
The Jannyman
[Verse 1]
There once was a site full of prima donnas
The name of the site was ol rdrama
She died a slow death, I'll tell ya how
O b-low, my chud boys, blow
[Chorus]
Soon may the Jannyman come
To lock our threads and ban us some
One day, when the bannin' is done,
We’ll take our leave and go
[Verse 2]
She'd not been two weeks from reddit
When down on her a plague descended
The capy called all jans and swore
He'd coddle those redditeurs, huh!
[Chorus]
Soon may the Jannyman come
To lock our threads and ban us some
One day, when the bannin' is done,
We’ll take our leave and go
[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
The chuds fought back, they posted nigger
Suddenly the fagness got bigger
A femoid joined, this spelled the doom
Of a site packed full of simps, hey!
[Chorus]
Soon may the Jannyman come
To lock our threads and ban us some
One day, when the bannin' is done,
We’ll take our leave and go
[Verse 4]
The simps slack jawed, they said "awooga"
Bewitched by the gender of Judah
The jannies all among the number
To slide in their dms
[Chorus]
Soon may the Jannyman come
To lock our threads and ban us some
One day, when the bannin' is done,
We’ll take our leave and go
[Interlude]
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[Verse 5]
The jannies went full reddit one day
The simps had finally got their way
The chuds were placed into a ghetto
Hidden from the front page
[Verse 6]
The site was fast becoming a bore
No speck of non-metadrama any more
The jannies then turned back to their gore
And left her there to rot
[Chorus]
Soon may the Jannyman come
To lock our threads and ban us some
One day, when the bannin' is done,
We’ll take our leave and go