reacting to hate comments 3/29/19

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What’s healthier?

  • Orange juice

    Votes: 94 39.8%

  • Orange chicken

    Votes: 142 60.2%
  • Total voters
    236
and if she's not here to have a pretty face and look good for us then why the hell did she buy all of that makeup? just to blow money?
 
The comeback about IQ sent me over the moon with laughter. Something a teenager would say which is Ambers maturity age.
 
This video basically:
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Tnx @It's just a prawn bro for improving my work btw
 
I'm late as fuck to this, but my god, those craters on her face, they are probably never going to heal, like the scratch on her arm. Have fun trying to convince people your immune system isn't compromised with it's effects on full display on your moonface, Amber. Also, perhaps someone more computer savvy than myself can make a new gif of all the neck jiggles from this video. Lot of material to work with here.
 
DubbleBubble said:
Aside, on the great OJ debate running through the thread... Look the vast majority of American juices are trash, if you actually bother to look at the nutrition info that carton of "100% Real Juice!" is actually 100% orange juice flavor. Meaning it's sugar water, it's a neat little trick they can legally do, and even the ones with real juice in them often do have a ton of added sugar, or are from concentrate with all the nutritious bits removed.. 'for flavor'.

But something that most americans also don't understand is you really aren't supposed to drink juice straight, that's a ton of sugar even if it's real. You're supposed to mix it about 1/3 juice and 2/3 carbonated water so you aren't getting the full blast of beetus, and it also helps mellow the strong acidy taste of stuff like OJ... But fuck it, people like ALR would chug a gallon all at once as a snack between meals.
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I disagree about the "aren't supposed to drink juice straight" and would say it's more about our ever expanding portion sizes. It's pretty obvious when you look at old school "juice glasses" that are tiny compared to what most people expect now. Every now and then I'll see or hear people complain about the tiny portion if they happen to find a diner that still uses them.

Portions in general are absolutely insane here.
 
Every now and then there's an amusing comment hidden in the wasteland of "Got here faster than some overused Amber reference":
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Also, I enjoyed the inclusion of Pillow Mountain in the background, silently judging Big Al as she sassed all the haydurs and put them in their place. Those propped-up, filthy pillows carefully arranged so she doesn't choke to death on her own fat:
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No need for a CPAP machine, she doesn't have sleep apnea Honey Boo Boo!
 
497 said:
and if she's not here to have a pretty face and look good for us then why the hell did she buy all of that makeup? just to blow money?
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Talking about makeup, she bought all that shit (so kyuuuuuut boo boo), but it's been two videos since then, and we still haven't seen her with a mask of foundation and fake eyelashes.

Wonder why... mmmmmh.
 
She gonna explode said:
The sad part is she DID prepare her answers beforehand and this is as good as it gets
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I mean... she is the same person who thinks of herself as a very talented writur (maggots on a train, anyone?), as a stunningly beautiful gorl, and as a tragically empathetic individual. She probably thinks all of her 'sassy' words are gold, something humanity should treasure until the end of time.

She edited the video and, instead of seeing the normal, stunning Amber, she saw a stunning Amber that also speaks like Jeffree Star.
 
Dainty600lbGorl said:
I'm late as fuck to this, but my god, those craters on her face, they are probably never going to heal, like the scratch on her arm. Have fun trying to convince people your immune system isn't compromised with it's effects on full display on your moonface, Amber. Also, perhaps someone more computer savvy than myself can make a new gif of all the neck jiggles from this video. Lot of material to work with here.
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She doesn’t heal because she’s got the ‘beetus.
 
This is a person who seems to get really fucked up by the hate comments. I get it. It sucks when people say mean shit, but pretending you don't care when you really do is just stupid. People see through that shit.
 
Whale Lake 2 said:
Talking about makeup, she bought all that shit (so kyuuuuuut boo boo), but it's been two videos since then, and we still haven't seen her with a mask of foundation and fake eyelashes.

Wonder why... mmmmmh.
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I think in the last video (sitting in the car waiting for Becky) she had some eyeshadow on but it didn't come out that good. If she managed to get the eyelashes on it would be a disappointment if she still doesn't look like the filters she uses
 
DubbleBubble said:
Aside, on the great OJ debate running through the thread... Look the vast majority of American juices are trash, if you actually bother to look at the nutrition info that carton of "100% Real Juice!" is actually 100% orange juice flavor. Meaning it's sugar water, it's a neat little trick they can legally do, and even the ones with real juice in them often do have a ton of added sugar, or are from concentrate with all the nutritious bits removed.. 'for flavor'.

But something that most americans also don't understand is you really aren't supposed to drink juice straight, that's a ton of sugar even if it's real. You're supposed to mix it about 1/3 juice and 2/3 carbonated water so you aren't getting the full blast of beetus, and it also helps mellow the strong acidy taste of stuff like OJ... But fuck it, people like ALR would chug a gallon all at once as a snack between meals.
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Or you know, not drink juice because that shit is for babies. Drink scotch until you're inappropriate and make every situation awkward.
 
For the record, no, juice, specifically in america is not good for you. I can equate the taste to gummy bears, only in liquid form. However, I am now curious if the worst juice any of us can find is as bad for you as diet soda. I've seen coco cola eat through rust and it's actually good for cleaning various counter tops.

I was initially under the belief that orange juice won't be as bad for you as diet soda, but now I'm curious if I am correct or not
 
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