Reaction Alert Notifications for Kiwi Green Accounts

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I hereby promise to buy Kiwi Green for any and everyone who ever signs up!

I'm a super rich billionaire so this is totes possible. BTW I do have a bridge to sell if anyone is interested in an awesome deal. PM for details!

 

[JamusActimus]

I like the name. Kiwi green has a nice ring to it but I've gotten used to the newfound peaceful silence of the bell.

Kiwi green sounds like a soda that Dear Sneeder would drink and get diabetus from.

Edit: Thanks for the drink rating @Buffalo Chicken Sandwich very cool.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Null is becoming Lowtax. When are you gonna start charging for signups Null?

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Nice try Null, but I'm not giving you a cent until you release your sex tape with Chantal.

Give the people what we want.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

SELLING CHEAP REACTIONS. PAYMENTS AVAILABLE IN BTC, LITECOIN, MONERO

Looking for stickers? We got them all: Medal, information symbol, thinking emoji, upvote, downvote, trashcan, moai statue, jigsaw puzzle piece, top hat...

Bundle purchase bonus and fidelity rewards program.



GET YOURS WHILE THEY'RE HOT

 

[Kami Neko]

I feel so elite. Just kidding, I know it’s April 1st.

 

[Love Is Blue]

null just flew over my house. he had a pretty strong smell of cheese

 

[Pissmaster]

I CANT BELIEVE NULL COULD BE SO GREEDY THATS IT I AM GOING TO GO ON STRIKE FOR THE NEXT 3 MINUTES AND WE SHALL SEE HOW THE FARMS FARE WITHOUT MY WONEDERFUL PRESENCE

 

[Mad At The Intranet]

Eat shit Kiwi Green peasants. I get notifications every time Null takes a dump.

t. Kiwi Gold Member

 

[Lou Sassle]

Null trying to be funny for April fools day. Jokes on him. Probably 5000 of us would actually donate $20 to get those notifications back.

 

[Water 2.0]

Jokes on you, I've already paid a Venezuelan in Runescape gold to watch my account and send me reaction score alerts through carrier pigeon.

 

[Fred Jones -Traplord]

Absolute pompous potato peasant null, you should of charged to get it disabled. Maybe thats the next step

 

[Swiss46]

I want my money back @Null

 

[Male Feminist]

Can any Kiwi gift me Kiwi Green?
Edit: Thank you, kind farmer! cheers!

 

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[TV's Adam West]

Null trying to be funny for April fools day. Jokes on him. Probably 5000 of us would actually donate $20 to get those notifications back.

Most of them can't afford it.

 

[Lokenstien]

Everyone who bought a Kiwi Green Account today should get a Pink Triangle and the signature "this user paid 20 USD to be notified about stickers" tomorrow.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

nice try Josh, but I'm still hood-niggamaxxing, I'm not gonna pay a single cent to support the Farms. I VILL enjoy ze forum for free und I VILL be happy

 

[TV's Adam West]

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[Magnum Magazine]

This! So much this!

Edit: Thanks for the Green, kind Kiwi!