Ready Player One

The book blows! It's a geeky version of Hunger Games with even less fun:

The hero finds over 9,000 dollars in an Atari 2600 game named "Adventure". It was an Easter Egg inside a VR simulation some really rich douche bag made a really long time ago that nobody found. The hero get a blow job from his girlfriend because he's now rich.

And the whole thing is pretty much like this:

 
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Jaws was a pretty awful book from everything I've heard and Spielberg made it into a classic. If anyone can make this decent, it's him.
I dunno. I mean the book is pretty much something Seltzerberg would write if they wanted to be completely serious. I have no idea how, besides the visuals, Spielberg would save this thing.
 
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So Mike from MST3K and one of the other guys fr as they went from rifftrax did a podcast about the book as they read it, going into it expecting not to like it.

http://372pages.com/

I picked it up myself and my god. 20 pages in and I'm facepalming. So cliche and it just oozes with TBBT-type nerd references. To think I decided to read this instead of trying out the Wheel of Time books.
 
So Mike from MST3K and one of the other guys fr as they went from rifftrax did a podcast about the book as they read it, going into it expecting not to like it.

http://372pages.com/

I picked it up myself and my god. 20 pages in and I'm facepalming. So cliche and it just oozes with TBBT-type nerd references. To think I decided to read this instead of trying out the Wheel of Time books.

Welp, guess my Friday night is set.
 
So Mike from MST3K and one of the other guys fr as they went from rifftrax did a podcast about the book as they read it, going into it expecting not to like it.

http://372pages.com/

I picked it up myself and my god. 20 pages in and I'm facepalming. So cliche and it just oozes with TBBT-type nerd references. To think I decided to read this instead of trying out the Wheel of Time books.
It's honestly kind of a shame, since I feel like the core premise has a lot of potential even with the 80s references left in tact. The reclusive inventor of the VR world that's basically replaced IRL dies, and leaves everything behind in a scavenger hunt. Since he was a neckbeard who grew up in the 80s, everything ties into that and general pop culture. Logically, that should make everything a ball-buster, since it's... What, 2050 or so in the novel? Nobody would really give a shit about shit like an obscure Mazinger dub or Adventure. The whole thing could be done as a jab/satire of nostalgiawank very easily.

Only Cline is a hack, so instead of that, we get a nonsensical future where everyone is wanking off the 1980s, despite it barely being in living memory, and everything is "MEMBEH TRANZOR Z/DELOREANS/JOUST".
 
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Careful - they expect you to read this shite along with them. Says so in the description for each Podcast they make.

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JOKE'S ON THEM, I ALREADY READ IT COVER TO FUCKING COVER
 
It's honestly kind of a shame, since I feel like the core premise has a lot of potential even with the 80s references left in tact. The reclusive inventor of the VR world that's basically replaced IRL dies, and leaves everything behind in a scavenger hunt. Since he was a neckbeard who grew up in the 80s, everything ties into that and general pop culture. Logically, that should make everything a ball-buster, since it's... What, 2050 or so in the novel? Nobody would really give a shit about shit like an obscure Mazinger dub or Adventure. The whole thing could be done as a jab/satire of nostalgiawank very easily.

Only Cline is a hack, so instead of that, we get a nonsensical future where everyone is wanking off the 1980s, despite it barely being in living memory, and everything is "MEMBEH TRANZOR Z/DELOREANS/JOUST".
He literally had part of a chapter talking about jerking off.
 
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Everybody on the internet is shitting on this movie and subsequently finding out that it was a book and shitting on it. I love it.



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Not even Bright could make Wade a better protagonist.
I'm more surprised why Chucky is there. Were they really stretching that hard for 80s references? What's next? Rock Lords? Alf? Convince Paramount to get the Transformers or Ninja Turtles in there?
 
I think Spielberg is just desperate to be a relevant director again, his last few movies have been ignored by most people, culminating with the gigantic flop of The BFG (i don't know if the movie itself is good or bad, i haven't seen it), he probably believes that making something filled with pop culture references will bring everyone to see his movie.

Also, his next movie is going to be Indiana Jones 5, that just reeks of desperation.
 
I hope Family Ties is in the movie like in the book. If it's not I'll be so mad!
 
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