Off-Topic Real life experiences with Crustpunks

[AnOminous]

How many people are actually crustpunks instead of being just smelly, ugly weirdos?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

How many people are actually crustpunks instead of being just smelly, ugly weirdos?

They are the same thing

 

[VLAD]

A crust punk is a very specific subspecies of smelly ugly weirdo. Most smelly ugly weirdos aren't proud of what they are.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Most smelly ugly weirdos aren't proud of what they are.

I guess every smelly ugly weirdo I ever met was a crustpunk then since they all seemed proud to me

 

[Billy of Hills]

Crustpunks aren't smelly, ugly weirdos. They're smelly, ugly, autistic weirdos. We wouldn't want to make the smelly, ugly weirdos look bad.

 

[gophergoober]

Denton

They all hang out at andys!

Fucking Crustpunks are the worst people to arrest. I arrested one for shitting on a street corner right across the street from a fucking school, we ended up searching him and found 2 needles and a baggy if heroin and he shit himself in the back of the patrol car and his dog had rabies and his girlfriend was strung out on painpills. I ended up arresting her two days later in a shitty shotgun house strung out on Vicodin while naked and masturbating on me and fellow deputies, the house was trashed it had stolen pill bottles all over the place, dirty needles and was freezing because they had no heat and it was about 23 degrees that night and the kitchen had molded pizza that had grown outside onto the counter and blood was all over the bathroom from blown out veins from them being to shitfaced to shoot up.

 

[Big Nasty]

Not really a crustpunk story, more of a dirty hippie story: 10 years me and some folks were on a road trip and we picked up these two hitchhiking barefoot hippie chicks for a ride. They were hardly attractive (Fedsmoker would probably bang though) and the smell was musty. When we stopped to eat, they refused to enter a McDonalds, because that's an un-hippie thing to do, preferring instead to squat outside on the pavement and smoke weed. One of them was literally offering one of the guys sex in exchange for his Zippo lighter. He declined, of course.

 

[Salted caramel tears]

I've seen some heading that way years ago in Dunedin (though there's a very thin line between crustpunks and students down there), but never seen any up in Auckland. All they get there is homeless people begging for cash.

Well I'm from Auckland and one could consider the loser anarchists who I came across during my UNI days as crustpunks. Because whenever there was a political figure giving a guest lecture etc a few of them would come out and start handing out flyers and would try to bludge some money and cigs off students.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Just the word "Crustpunks" tells me all I would ever want to know about such filthy beasts.

 

[Ravenor]

We don't have many Crust punks where I live what we do have is Trust punks who dress and try and act hard as some form of rebellion towards there parents while in Uni and they are some of the biggest posers on the planet (an very much the kind of person ADF associates with) the differences are many but subtle, those are not a well worn pair of combats they got for a fiver from a surplus shop oh no they are £100 designer combats from a skate shop, that's not a batterd old leather jacket they found in a skip it's a designer biker jacket made to look old, that's not a old pair of boot's it's a pair of DM's Made in England that cost a silly price, and the bag's normally whatever is popular on Pinterest recently, if they are into art it's always Copic markers etc.

The big one is Drinking habits, Give a Trust Punk a bottle of Newcastle Brown they will taste it and react as if you just gave them a bottle of liquidised rottweiler shit mixed with piss, and ask quickly go back to whatever flavor of WKD is popular or a pint of micro brewed organic GMO free ale and it's always in a safe bar never a real dive bar, it's quite funny seeing a lad trying to look like a big an tough punk who will rip your head off soon as look at you spark up a Marlborugh Red using a Zippo dressed head to toe in brand names drinking a alcopop and then get's all excited when a band like MCR comes on the duke box.

a few of them would come out and start handing out flyers and would try to bludge some money and cigs off students.

You know what that's what really pisses me off, if you have a vice at least be able to support it yourself rather than trying to beg it off others.

 

[VLAD]

The big one is Drinking habits, Give a Trust Punk a bottle of Newcastle Brown they will taste it and react as if you just gave them a bottle of liquidised rottweiler shit mixed with piss, and ask quickly go back to whatever flavor of WKD is popular or a pint of micro brewed organic GMO free ale and it's always in a safe bar never a real dive bar,

Anyone who'd turn down a Nukie Brown is nobody I'd want to be associated with.

 

[gophergoober]

Anyone who'd turn down a Nukie Brown is nobody I'd want to be associated with.

Too right man, that because Newcastle is a fucking amazing beer.

The big one is Drinking habits, Give a Trust Punk a bottle of Newcastle Brown they will taste it and react as if you just gave them a bottle of liquidised rottweiler shit mixed with piss, and ask quickly go back to whatever flavor of WKD is popular or a pint of micro brewed organic GMO free ale and it's always in a safe bar never a real dive bar, it's quite funny seeing a lad trying to look like a big an tough punk who will rip your head off soon as look at you spark up a Marlborugh Red using a Zippo dressed head to toe in brand names drinking a alcopop and then get's all excited when a band like MCR comes on the duke box.

Real crust punks, drink at divebars and do cocaine/meth/crack in the bathroom, drink cheap ass beers especially Schlitz and PBR and well drinks. They smoke bugler and roll their own cigarettes or smoke shitty wildhorse cigarettes. I have had many interactions with Crustpunks some horrifying and some interesting.

 

[Ravenor]

Anyone who'd turn down a Nukie Brown is nobody I'd want to be associated with.

True that, I'm partial to a few bottle's of Nukie myself the problem with these idiots is they equate money to quality and still wouldn't know a good beer if it bit them in the arse.

Real crust punks, drink at divebars and do cocaine/meth/crack in the bathroom, drink cheap ass beers especially Schlitz and PBR and well drinks. They smoke bugler and roll their own cigarettes or smoke shitty wildhorse cigarettes. I have had many interactions with Crustpunks some horrifying and some interesting.

Exactly, but these Trust Punks (the kind Phil associates with) actively seem to avoid anywhere that has a rough reputation. There is a bar in my City that's got a reputation as The Alternative bar, it's the one place you can find Communists, Neo Nazi's, Old School Punks, Goths and anyone else having a drink and it's completely 100% safe and awsome and the only two rules of the place are Politics stay outside and if you cause trouble you will be ejected by the other patrons by force if necessary and seeing as this bar is 130 years old and has always been a counter culture establishment right from the beginning that say's a lot (especially when you considered that some of the people who have frequented the place have been quite influential people in world politics).

The trust punks avoid this place like the plague because of it's reputation and clientele, and stick to the Cuban Revolutionary bar that doesn't like you tipping the staff, Charges way over the odd's for a drink (£3.50 for a watered down pint of Fosters) and pay's minimum wage and is ran by a holding company owned by a national chain of eateries should tell you all you need to know, to them a Dive Bar is something that happens on your Daddy's Yacht on it's yearly trip to the Mediterranean.

 

[gophergoober]

True that, I'm partial to a few bottle's of Nukie myself the problem with these idiots is they equate money to quality and still wouldn't know a good beer if it bit them in the arse.



Exactly, but these Trust Punks (the kind Phil associates with) actively seem to avoid anywhere that has a rough reputation. There is a bar in my City that's got a reputation as The Alternative bar, it's the one place you can find Communists, Neo Nazi's, Old School Punks, Goths and anyone else having a drink and it's completely 100% safe and awsome and the only two rules of the place are Politics stay outside and if you cause trouble you will be ejected by the other patrons by force if necessary and seeing as this bar is 130 years old and has always been a counter culture establishment right from the beginning that say's a lot (especially when you considered that some of the people who have frequented the place have been quite influential people in world politics).

The trust punks avoid this place like the plague because of it's reputation and clientele, and stick to the Cuban Revolutionary bar that doesn't like you tipping the staff, Charges way over the odd's for a drink (£3.50 for a watered down pint of Fosters) and pay's minimum wage and is ran by a holding company owned by a national chain of eateries should tell you all you need to know, to them a Dive Bar is something that happens on your Daddy's Yacht on it's yearly trip to the Mediterranean.

Cuban revolutionary bar? lol wow that pretty crazy and this bar with commies and Neo Nazis they live peacefully in harmony? I find this interesting, here the crustpunks just have house parties there is a place here called the fur palace that has stuffed animals pinned to the walls and multiple rooms and with beds and the occasionaly crackpip broken on the ground, we crashed a party there once and there was about 20 Hipoint pistols (which are cheap as shit pistols at about 120 to 150 dollars) and they would give them to fellow punks for when they travel.

We usually find a crust punk dead in a empty lot or construction site that was either murdered/raped/Overdosed.

 

[DavidFerrie]

They all hang out at andys!

Fucking Crustpunks are the worst people to arrest. I arrested one for shitting on a street corner right across the street from a fucking school, we ended up searching him and found 2 needles and a baggy if heroin and he shit himself in the back of the patrol car and his dog had rabies and his girlfriend was strung out on painpills. I ended up arresting her two days later in a shitty shotgun house strung out on Vicodin while naked and masturbating on me and fellow deputies, the house was trashed it had stolen pill bottles all over the place, dirty needles and was freezing because they had no heat and it was about 23 degrees that night and the kitchen had molded pizza that had grown outside onto the counter and blood was all over the bathroom from blown out veins from them being to shitfaced to shoot up.

Sounds about right. I knew one cranksterette who told me her favorite thing to do was to get high on meth and masturbate for hours.

Here's a local story about what these types are capable of, and how dumb they are when their crimes go beyond mere nuisance-level.

 

[Salted caramel tears]

We don't have many Crust punks where I live what we do have is Trust punks who dress and try and act hard as some form of rebellion towards there parents while in Uni and they are some of the biggest posers on the planet (an very much the kind of person ADF associates with) the differences are many but subtle, those are not a well worn pair of combats they got for a fiver from a surplus shop oh no they are £100 designer combats from a skate shop, that's not a batterd old leather jacket they found in a skip it's a designer biker jacket made to look old, that's not a old pair of boot's it's a pair of DM's Made in England that cost a silly price, and the bag's normally whatever is popular on Pinterest recently, if they are into art it's always Copic markers etc.

I wouldn't be surprised if a good number of crust punks are just simply bored middle class kids who are think that roughing it out for a short period of time will make them all hardcore.

 

[Psycho]

I was homeless for about six months and there were crustpunks in a lot of the shelters. They kinda remind me of Phil, in that they all seem to be homeless because they make terrible life choices and never seem to acknowledge those mistakes. The only difference between them and ADF is that Phil posts his mistakes on facebook for the world to see, while these people keep it to themselves.

 

[njm00ch]

When i moved to Austin, Texas and seeing the vast amount of "crusts" and homeless people, my friends and I started a game called "Forced Poverty / Optional Crust". Basically, it's played by betting if they are homeless by choice or out of their means. You play rock, paper, scissors, and whoever loses has to talk to him to figure out. Whoever guesses correctly gets a free drink from the loser

 

[pickledance]

Being in the shit part of Canada we don't get too many willing homeless, too cold for them to deal with, but I do have a story that my tattoo artist friend told me:

In the studio she used to work at there were also pierces and they's set a vary basic rule for those getting shit done down south, "don't have sex for 2 weeks after." Normal people would be fine with this but they'd get punk types who'd fuck in their shit cars in the parking lot before coming in, knowing they wouldn't be having sex for 2 weeks after. Now bare with me a sec for an anatomy lesson: when a cooch gets an impact of some kind it clenches, that's the natural reaction in pretty much any scenario. So these crusty-ass bitches would come in for their clitoral hood piercing and the second the needle goes in would clench and queef out the cum they just took all over the work area. They got so many of these that they reascended the "no sex for 2 weeks" rule just so they didn't have to deal with the multitude of punk and white trash queefers.

 

[melty]

I'm not really clear on the difference between crustpunks and regular homeless hippies?