Pepper Jack
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Recreating my iconic walking to the tree - 07/03/20 - her gunt flopped out
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That ass shelf is heinous.
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Quickie live recap (will be edits, FYI)
Big Al is recreating her walking to the tree. If we don't remember the last time, she helpfully adds that two minute clip to the beginning. Guess she couldn't come up with two more minutes of new material.
Way to pad the video, Big Al, so you could stretch it over ten minutes to get ads in, goddamn.
Blah balh, all the usual complaints about her health. Take your fucking complaints about your health issues to your fucking doctor, you stupid bitch.
Says the original wlk to the tree was shared a lot and had memes made, and that's booolyeeen. It is not booolyeeen - if you will (and fuck, where the hell does she get these phrases she has no idea how to use) - to comment on your overall unhealthiness, morbid obesity, and lack of movement.
Damn, her arms. How do you wind up with upper arms as large as someone's thighs but have relatively small, if fat, lower arms?
"I'm bored!" Yeah, because walking back and forth to a tree is not interesting. You have a phone. Audible has an app. How about listening to a book?
"It's so hot and I'm so bored! This is why I prefer dancing." Then why the fuck didn't you just walk to the tree and back to prove to the haydurs you can walk, and then go whatever stupid dancing you do?
@13:47 Nice angle, you idiot. FFS, again with the asthma. If you have asthma, where the fuck is your emergency inhaler?
Scenery change! Now we're huffing and puffing our way to a tree in the BACK yard.
Stops the tree walks to look at her damn watch, heart rate, blah. She doesn't even know what the optimal heart rate is. No ResearchLynn on that one, I guess.
Has to walk back around the house to go inside. Do you not have a fucking back door? What's behind that door you don't want us to see?
Talks to the fucking wind trying to be cUte aNd qUirky. You are neither.
As usual, she's proud of herself for walkeeeen and while she was talkeeeen to us, she was standeeeen. She hopes we are proud. You know, at one point, we might have been. But that shi sailed long ago when you were being a royal bitch to anyone suggesting you get your shelf ass out of bed and into motion.
That's it. Not her standard signoff, even. FFS, your job is SO EASY but you can't be bothered to even give your standard goodbye? One of your biggest issues, Big Al, is your lack of consistency, and it always will be.
The end.
TL;DW: She walks to the front tree a handful of times, and then walks to a tree in the backyard, complaining that it's hot and she's bored.
Big Al is recreating her walking to the tree. If we don't remember the last time, she helpfully adds that two minute clip to the beginning. Guess she couldn't come up with two more minutes of new material.
Way to pad the video, Big Al, so you could stretch it over ten minutes to get ads in, goddamn.
Blah balh, all the usual complaints about her health. Take your fucking complaints about your health issues to your fucking doctor, you stupid bitch.
Says the original wlk to the tree was shared a lot and had memes made, and that's booolyeeen. It is not booolyeeen - if you will (and fuck, where the hell does she get these phrases she has no idea how to use) - to comment on your overall unhealthiness, morbid obesity, and lack of movement.
Damn, her arms. How do you wind up with upper arms as large as someone's thighs but have relatively small, if fat, lower arms?
"I'm bored!" Yeah, because walking back and forth to a tree is not interesting. You have a phone. Audible has an app. How about listening to a book?
"It's so hot and I'm so bored! This is why I prefer dancing." Then why the fuck didn't you just walk to the tree and back to prove to the haydurs you can walk, and then go whatever stupid dancing you do?
@13:47 Nice angle, you idiot. FFS, again with the asthma. If you have asthma, where the fuck is your emergency inhaler?
Scenery change! Now we're huffing and puffing our way to a tree in the BACK yard.
Stops the tree walks to look at her damn watch, heart rate, blah. She doesn't even know what the optimal heart rate is. No ResearchLynn on that one, I guess.
Has to walk back around the house to go inside. Do you not have a fucking back door? What's behind that door you don't want us to see?
Talks to the fucking wind trying to be cUte aNd qUirky. You are neither.
As usual, she's proud of herself for walkeeeen and while she was talkeeeen to us, she was standeeeen. She hopes we are proud. You know, at one point, we might have been. But that shi sailed long ago when you were being a royal bitch to anyone suggesting you get your shelf ass out of bed and into motion.
That's it. Not her standard signoff, even. FFS, your job is SO EASY but you can't be bothered to even give your standard goodbye? One of your biggest issues, Big Al, is your lack of consistency, and it always will be.
The end.
TL;DW: She walks to the front tree a handful of times, and then walks to a tree in the backyard, complaining that it's hot and she's bored.
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Pepper Jack
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Necky and Amber walkeeeeen!
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I need a video idea... oh yes, let me walk to that tree... AGAIN
This is so pathetic
This is so pathetic
Frogamber
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The only iconic thing about the first "walk to the tree" video was the dumb imovie music she used to put over all her clips that became a meme/staysi's theme.
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You expect her to get more than half the reasons for what people hate her for and make fun of her for?
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She's probably wider than a 200 year old oak at this point.
literally low-key
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Pulling her pants down multiple times so we wouldn't see her ankles. Oh, Amber, we've seen them already.
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Asthma? I don't hear wheezing just huffing and puffing.
Watching her move really brings home just how humongous she really is.
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It really irritates me when she refers to a gynecologist as a gyno.
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She didn't even recreate the route properly!
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Forgive me for sounding like an idiot, but don't most people do that? I've heard that reference a lot outside of the Amberverse.
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She claimed in the title that her original video was iconic, and I said it wasn't, other than the way people made fun of her use of that music. I have no idea what you're trying to say to me with this reply.
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Can someone do a side by side?
Also that shit in her buttcrack was pissing me off. It looked like some sort of debris, not a hole in the leggeeens.
Also that shit in her buttcrack was pissing me off. It looked like some sort of debris, not a hole in the leggeeens.
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must be an old video, I caught a chubbs in there. looks like she's limping/avoiding weight on her bad layyyg when she's walking around the trees.
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I have absolutely no sympathy for these cows anymore. When Amber got her cancer diagnosis, I said that no one deserves cancer, whelp: well done Amber, you've made me question my morals and integrity, and I can now say that some people do deserve cancer.
Have fun with these high definition pics, they're the only things I can provide without going full MATI:
Becky needs a dermatologist, stat.
And Amber's arm is fucked, lol.
I bet my left tit that all of those pits in her arm are caused by poor healing. I've seen nicer cutters' arms.
Thank you to @Pepper Jack for these wonderful screenshots.
Have fun with these high definition pics, they're the only things I can provide without going full MATI:
Becky needs a dermatologist, stat.
And Amber's arm is fucked, lol.
I bet my left tit that all of those pits in her arm are caused by poor healing. I've seen nicer cutters' arms.
Thank you to @Pepper Jack for these wonderful screenshots.
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The Lychee Queen
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lol I bet those holes to oblivion were blasted through when her chum bucket exploded. I guess she can't afford new ones, since she's so careful with her money and all.