Recreating my iconic walking to the tree - 07/03/20 - her gunt flopped out

[PettyBitch]

her giant incontinence pad is poking out like the entire video, but you get a solid glimpse of it around 9:15 when she bends over. goddamn gorl.

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So, that's what was on her ass the whole time; it looked like a hole. How is a pad OUTSIDE of her pants? How is it stabilized and catching the blood if it's that fucking far back and not seemingly attached to underwear? What.... I fucking need answers.

 

[Beetus Knuckles]

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She reminds me of the creature from It Follows, only Amber is incessantly shambling after her next binge.

 

[Mandaark]

circa 7:10 Fat AL called Twinkie to cross the road while a car was coming. About 2 seconds after Twinkie made it to the other side of the road a Jeep went flying by. Idiot

The Jeep slowed down, but not because of Twank
They slowed down to look at the beached whale in the front yard lmao god I'm like MOTI about it but also loling because you can just picture them looking over and being like "WHOAAAAA" and suddenly slowing on the vid

I'm glad Becky had enough sense to take Twank in when she could no longer supervise.

So, that's what was on her ass the whole time; it looked like a hole. How is a pad OUTSIDE of her pants? How is it stabilized and catching the blood if it's that fucking far back and not seemingly attached to underwear? What.... I fucking need answers.

It's a combo of going commando and the giant holes in her leyggins
Moving around, sweating, bleeding, dropping piss driblets - the pad slid out of place and was squeezed out a back hole by the sheer force of her mass against the elastic.

Tbh it makes sense why she wears no panties - just a waste of money and an added inconvenience during each accident. Plus infections.

Edit:
Also hey haydurs! She has on actual shoes not some busted out flats she deserves atleast a half an asspat

 

[KiwiKunt]

Becky was so not into doing this - she belched right at the beginning she looked miserable and she left half way through and didn't come back -

also I have a feeling that the reason she moved around the back of the house was because she became aware of the same white car passing her several times and I think someone shouted something


Edit - Is it just me or is Amber's resting facial expression one of pure evil?

 

[Moonpie]

Hambeast sock. Clearly giving herself away in this one. How would anyone but her know if she was in the road or not and how close or far the camera was?

Twinkie is totally fine you booolies. The camera was wayyyyy too far away to see how close the cars are. Dispecful haydurs.

 

[变性黑鬼]

How many lbs of fat do you think is in one of Amber's arms? I'm trying to figure out whether one of her arms has more body fat than my entire body

 

[PettyBitch]

The Jeep slowed down, but not because of Twank
They slowed down to look at the beached whale in the front yard lmao god I'm like MOTI about it but also loling because you can just picture them looking over and being like "WHOAAAAA" and suddenly slowing on the vid

I'm glad Becky had enough sense to take Twank in when she could no longer supervise.



It's a combo of going commando and the giant holes in her leyggins
Moving around, sweating, bleeding, dropping piss driblets - the pad slid out of place and was squeezed out a back hole by the sheer force of her mass against the elastic.

Tbh it makes sense why she wears no panties - just a waste of money and an added inconvenience during each accident. Plus infections.

Edit:
Also hey haydurs! She has on actual shoes not some busted out flats she deserves atleast a half an asspat

But having an extra barrier to stabilize the pad so all the fluids don't go all over the one pair of leggings you still have... Like, you put a towel OUTSIDE of the pants that you need to wear all the time, but fuck trying to keep them clean in the first place? Nah, bruh.

LOL, whatever tho. Discussing the logistics doesn't change that it's fucking disgusting, no matter you slice it*.

*her endometrium

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Her ankle balls are bigger than her tits. LUL

 

[Fascist Ferret]

yea, THIS
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is really fucking NOT ok.

she casually turns around to see her "beloved fur baby" about two inches from a speeding car and doesn't even flinch. as if she could have averted anything anyway... her only reaction is; as she is turning around with twinkie still by the roadside - "she's smart".

...

there is so much wrong with this idk where to start. but i will give her this; twinkie is definitely smarter than her.

I think she said "she's smart" to justify the fact that she's not freaking out/reacting properly to twinkie almost being run over. She's trying to justify her laziness and carelessness because she knows it's fucked.

And you KNOW if twinkie had gotten run over, we would be treated to an embellished sob story about how twinkie got out and they couldnt have caught her before she got hit. How awful, not only does she have cancer but now her poor fur baby is dead too... bolth through no deliberate fault of the poor victim herself!!

 

[变性黑鬼]

When I was at my tubbiest, this is the kind of view I would see if I ever took a picture of my bare gut from below. It was a real wake-up call. I look much better now, thank goodness.

This is just her "tricep" region.

I have to hand it to hand it to Amber, I would probably be even more out of breath if you put a giant fatsuit on me that weighed as much as she does, and had to walk around that tree. I wonder why she just can't get addicted to exercising? She doesn't even need a gym, or even home weights. All she has to do to achieve a massive deadlift is to stand up, and she manages to do this (I assume) several times a day. Feels bad man.

 

[Daisy]

yea, THIS
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is really fucking NOT ok.

she casually turns around to see her "beloved fur baby" about two inches from a speeding car and doesn't even flinch. as if she could have averted anything anyway... her only reaction is; as she is turning around with twinkie still by the roadside - "she's smart".

...

there is so much wrong with this idk where to start. but i will give her this; twinkie is definitely smarter than her.

Yeah, I noticed that too. Distance or not Twinkie was way too fucking close to the road and I wish someone had been there to report Amber to the police or animal control because holy negligence, Batman.

 

[变性黑鬼]

report Amber to the police or animal control

Aren't you just signing Twinkie's death sentence though? The dog would just be taken away, put in a kill-shelter, and run out the clock until it's sleepy time.

 

[kiwirevolving]

I wouldn't risk letting my dog run around freely in an area where cars pass by regularly even at gunpoint

Especially breeds like Twinkie, she isn't exactly small and it's gonna be harder for drivers to notice her

Idk, might be just my paranoia. But Amber yelling in her neighborhood about how boring is walking for her is obnoxious as fuck. I really hope she only did that shit for the camera to try be funny and she doesn't actually yell like that around her neighborhood when outside and not recording

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I doubt there are many occasions when she's outside & not recording for show. Other than that, she's quickly waddling to the car to go buy food & trinkets.

 

[Masta]

I never understood, but why don’t fat people just buy bigger pants to tuck the gunt in, instead of it letting it hang?

 

[kiwirevolving]

Uncomfortable because you sweat more especially in the summer

 

[mekalekahi]

I can't get over how comical the shoes look. Not because shes wearing a dress and yoga pants with what looks like basketball shoes, but how big they look.

How many years has she "had asthma" and yet doesnt have a fucking inhaler or anything? She doesnt have asthma but I always laugh when she casually tells people that she has asthma no inhaler, apnea and no machine and bulged/slipped disk and admits that she never takes painkillers. Same with the lymphedema/lipedema, she has made zero effort to have it treated its just a "situation"

 

[kiwirevolving]

I can't get over how comical the shoes look. Not because shes wearing a dress and yoga pants with what looks like basketball shoes, but how big they look.

How many years has she "had asthma" and yet doesnt have a fucking inhaler or anything? She doesnt have asthma but I always laugh when she casually tells people that she has asthma no inhaler, apnea and no machine and bulged/slipped disk and admits that she never takes painkillers. Same with the lymphedema/lipedema, she has made zero effort to have it treated its just a "situation"

Same with her sleep apneea

She refuses to get a CPAP machine so she doesn't fucking stop breathing at night and instead just sleeps in a sitting position, hence Mt. Pillimanjaro exists

 

[pr3nt177]

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I have to hand it to hand it to Amber, I would probably be even more out of breath if you put a giant fatsuit on me that weighed as much as she does, and had to walk around that tree. I wonder why she just can't get addicted to exercising? She doesn't even need a gym, or even home weights. All she has to do to achieve a massive deadlift is to stand up, and she manages to do this (I assume) several times a day. Feels bad man.

The only way I can visualise what it must feel like is at 500lbs she's carrying approx 4+ of me around, 24/7.

If she controlled her food intake, even a little, the weight would quickly drop off at her size = build up stamina by being able to walk for longer = more weight loss = more walking could be done. Yeah, it takes effort but bloody hell that effort would be less than hauling 500lbs about.

btw congrats on your weight loss!

 

[Daisy]

Aren't you just signing Twinkie's death sentence though? The dog would just be taken away, put in a kill-shelter, and run out the clock until it's sleepy time.

My bad, I was being optimistic in assuming they'd take Twinkie to a no-kill rescue center and make finding her a new home a priority.