Recreating my iconic walking to the tree - 07/03/20 - her gunt flopped out

[Spedestrian]

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Thanks, these are the perfect ingredients for a three-course meme!

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

I don't really follow ham planet like a lot of y'all haydurs, just sorta check in every once in a while like when she makes the front page. This bitch has gotten so fucking fat that she looks like someone wearing a hollywood tier fat suit. Somebody mentioned earlier her ankle to foot ratio disparity, it's difficult for my brain to even accept that as actual body parts. This bitch has fucking shopping bags full of thick british pudding for ankles. And good job you disgusting, leaky fuck on using your pendulous momentum to wobble a short distance that even a toddler learning to walk could manage. I bet she smells fucking like fucking death y'all.

This is 100% rhetorical but how the fuck do you let yourself get to that point?

Amber claims to have a food addiction. That is false. She has an eating addiction.
She loves the feeling of shoving grotesque amounts of food down her throat, it's the only thing that satisfies her next to buying shit from wommart. Couple that with how she knows that the fatter she gets the more she makes and the more she makes the more she can eat. That's why she rarely eats anywhere even remotely fancy, chains that give her the most food with the least work on her part are the best for her. If she ever tries to resist her gluttony, the binge monster will take over.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

i'm actually surprised Amber is still able to walk just fine

You say "walk." I say waddle.

No way in hell she "walks" like a normal hooman bean. It's amazing she remains upright at all.

Wobble like a Weeble and don't fall down!

 

[Maxliam]

You say "walk." I say waddle.

No way in hell she "walks" like a normal hooman bean. It's amazing she remains upright at all.

Wobble like a Weeble and don't fall down!

I remember growing up and a friend's cousin weighed nearly 400 pounds. He worked as a corrections officer and he walked fairly normally for someone that fat. Granted I think under the layer of blubber there was probably quite a bit of muscle since he did lift weights and walked a lot for his job. I heard he was losing a lot of weight after I had left town and heard he had fairly muscular legs from years of carrying so much weight.

That makes this all the more crazy that Amber can walk/waddle upright as much as she is doing. It's pathetic for us able-bodied folks but it's pretty impressive for a disgusting fat body like her.

 

[Angry Shoes]

You know because this is the Internet that she has fetish followers who are into feeding and landwhales. I wonder how long they've been waiting for her to drop a video like this to cum to.

 

[变性黑鬼]

That makes this all the more crazy that Amber can walk/waddle upright as much as she is doing. It's pathetic for us able-bodied folks but it's pretty impressive for a disgusting fat body like her.

I'm telling you, there is a jacked Amber underneath that blubber.

Imagine if she dropped weight and got skin surgery, and this is what is showing you Wommart hauls on YT.

 

[Maxliam]

I'm telling you, there is a jacked Amber underneath that blubber.
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Imagine if she dropped weight and got skin surgery, and this is what is showing you Wommart hauls on YT.

Seriously if someone fat walks fairly often, they actually have some strong ass legs that have to adapt to carrying so much weight. A friend of mine who was like this could outsquat a lot of people because while he ate enough food to feed a small village at each meal, he had to walk a lot for his job. When he got into shape, his legs looked like this lady's. It was unreal how jacked they were because we were so used to seeing them sheathed in fat.

 

[KillDeer]

She has now worn that exact same pair of black legging pants every single day for about 4 years.

 

[KiwiKunt]

Genuine question
If ALR (or anyone her size) were to suddenly shift their weight to one leg, would their ankle/leg break?

I saw just a small clip in a promo for My 600lbs... where a women said she stepped out of the shower and her calf broke

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Whenever I'm craving junk food or try to convince myself not to exercise, I'll just come to AL's board. It gives me all the motivation I need and then some.

 

[orelpuppington]

all the worm's eye shots of her when she's carrying the camera really do show how freaking huge she is and i hate it

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Good God it feels the mother brain theme should be playing when she walks toward the camera.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

I never understood, but why don’t fat people just buy bigger pants to tuck the gunt in, instead of it letting it hang?

I honestly think she may not be ABLE to buy bigger pants. IIRC, she’s in ‘size 5’ (XXXXXL). She has probably fucking sized out of clothes.
Holy fucking shit.

 

[Daisy]

Good God it feels the mother brain theme should be playing when she walks toward the camera.

Or this:

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

i'm actually surprised Amber is still able to walk just fine despite her weight clearly making her supposed to be bed-bound by now.

I wouldn’t call that walking ‘just fine.’ I’d call it a hell of a waddle though.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Gimme alarmn clocks, I dun care. Been busy all day.

(sstuff)which is like getting an aircraft carrier to speed

(holds up finger ,pauses, lowers finger)
I'm almost embarrassed to have been beat to this comparison, especially given my line of work. Kudos on the apt description.

Genuine question
If ALR (or anyone her size) were to suddenly shift their weight to one leg, would their ankle/leg break?

Yup.

Spoiler: PL grossness

Not outside normal BMI, and I managed to rip every muscle attachment in my hip during a hard run due to pivoting mid-step. Happened during my initiation season. Got to spend the rest of it doing yoga and pushups because I could hardly walk for the next two months.

 

[Pizza Steve]

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When I was at my tubbiest, this is the kind of view I would see if I ever took a picture of my bare gut from below. It was a real wake-up call. I look much better now, thank goodness.

This is just her "tricep" region.

I have to hand it to hand it to Amber, I would probably be even more out of breath if you put a giant fatsuit on me that weighed as much as she does, and had to walk around that tree. I wonder why she just can't get addicted to exercising? She doesn't even need a gym, or even home weights. All she has to do to achieve a massive deadlift is to stand up, and she manages to do this (I assume) several times a day. Feels bad man.

The only way I can visualise what it must feel like is at 500lbs she's carrying approx 4+ of me around, 24/7.

If she controlled her food intake, even a little, the weight would quickly drop off at her size = build up stamina by being able to walk for longer = more weight loss = more walking could be done. Yeah, it takes effort but bloody hell that effort would be less than hauling 500lbs about.

btw congrats on your weight loss!

You guys make me want to hate fat people. Seriously. They should be torn asunder LOL. Fecesbook banned me for 24 hours because of my "offensive post" which wasn't even offensive... Like yeah.. I'm normally an asshole... but I've never been banned from posting. Me and my naivete. Retard speds won't let me hear the the end of this...

What’s with the spergs in this thread talking about how much skinnier they are to Al. Show us your legs girls if you’re so much skinner.

 

[PittyKitty]

Idk, might be just my paranoia. But Amber yelling in her neighborhood about how boring is walking for her is obnoxious as fuck. I really hope she only did that shit for the camera to try be funny and she doesn't actually yell like that around her neighborhood when outside and not recording

Thank god eating doesnt feel boring for her.

Most surgeries require you to bathe with a special anti-microbrial soap the morning of the procedure to reduce the risk of infection. I say they'll slap the soap-sprayer attachment on the pressure washer. Or dump the bottle in the kiddie pool out back and let Becky grab the deck brush.

Soap?
You would need to dunk her whole in pure acid to dissolve this years of dirty build-up.

This is 100% rhetorical but how the fuck do you let yourself get to that point?

Narcissistic personality, abandonment issues, lack of proper parenting, special kind of cunningness (is that a word?), lower than average IQ, absolute inability to follow any rules, childish stubborness and absolute lack of self reflection or inability take any advice (even given in good will) or god forbid critism and act upon it.

 

[变性黑鬼]

What’s with the spergs in this thread talking about how much skinnier they are to Al. Show us your legs girls if you’re so much skinner.

Because when I gaze upon the hamplanet, I feel really, really grateful that I'm not her.

 

[SweatPee]

She has now worn that exact same pair of black legging pants every single day for about 4 years.

Imagine what they must smell like