Careercow Red3blog / Brian Stuart - Angry, Bitter Trollshielding Fat "Activist" with Tons of First World Problems

[littlebird]

"#SnazzleFrump" - his attempt at a "cute" catchphrase for fat ugly people dressing up like normal looking people? Please tell me he invented this and it isn't a "thing"

 

[Hellfire]

"#SnazzleFrump" - his attempt at a "cute" catchphrase for fat ugly people dressing up like normal looking people? Please tell me he invented this and it isn't a "thing"

He seems to be the only one using it.
https://www.tumblr.com/search/snazzlefrump
http://red3blog.tumblr.com/post/116145147467/im-calling-my-aesthetic-snazzle-frump

I’m calling my aesthetic “snazzle frump”.

Tags: snazzle frump my phone is so angry I've made it regard snazzle as a word fat vanity fatspo glorifying obesity gpoy actual gpoy fatshion

 

[Sarcastic Username]

Goddamn, does every lolcow need to bring up how Brianna Wu worked for Trent Lott?

 

[chimpburgers]

Bernie Sanders is one of red3blog's triggers.

 

[Buster]

I would've thought he'd be pro-Sanders. Most people like him are.

 

[Xarpho]

I would've thought he'd be pro-Sanders. Most people like him are.

Nah, Hillary's trying to angle for the minorities, and given Brian's self-loathing nature, he would happily be behind Hillary Clinton, since that's what his idols like, AND Sanders is an old white male.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[chimpburgers]

I would've thought he'd be pro-Sanders. Most people like him are.

You'd be surprised. I've seen people like this have some real issues with Sanders and his fans. There are many people out there that aren't like this guy who do support Sanders and don't like SJWs at all.

 

[Hellfire]

So this is a thing. https://www.tumblr.com/search/fatspo coloring book

 

[chimpburgers]

He's right, no one cares but he feels compelled to open his fat mouth anyway. He is a narcissist.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Christ, this is worse than Wu's drivel. Why do people of his ilk feel the need to use Twitter as a personal blog?

Please, Brian, just go outside.

 

[Buster]

What the hell's he even saying at this point? What does SSBBW mean? HSBBW? Speak english, man!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

ha ha, "beautiful man"

 

[chimpburgers]

What the hell's he even saying at this point? What does SSBBW mean? HSBBW? Speak english, man!

I'd imagine that it has to do with BBWs (Big Beautiful Women) and the guys into them or something about baseball too. I don't know which.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BBW

This idiot never shuts up.

 

[zedkissed60]

I'd imagine that it has to do with BBWs (Big Beautiful Women) and the guys into them or something about baseball too. I don't know which.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BBW

This idiot never shuts up.

This is one of those phony white guys who goes on endlessly about the plight of African Americans, but chooses to live in a suburb that has almost none of them (less than 1% of the population of his zip code), yet labels his location as the core city (which has AAs making up fully 1/4 of its population).

 

[Vorhtbame]

See, the stated policy of government officials that they want to see white people driven out of South Africa, and look the other way when entire families are horrifically murdered? That's not genocide. Genocide is when some black guy in the inner city gets shot after he violently assaults a police officer.

Incidentally, the irony of these cows referring to young black men as "boys" while denouncing racism is just too delicious.

EDIT: It's probably necessary that I point out my opposition to police brutality and the awful tendency to resort to lethal violence. I shouldn't have to, but such is life.

 

[chimpburgers]

What the fuck is he talking about now?

 

[Trombonista]

NRSC claimed that Tammy Duckworth doesn't "stand up for veterans," even though she is a veteran and lost both legs in Iraq. It was a horrible tweet, but I feel Brian is overstating his reaction to it.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

Good find. Talk about unwarranted self-importance.

I swear his Twitter icon makes him look like a fat, nerdy, clean-shaven Che Guevara with a bowl cut.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

Sorry for the double post, but yeah, he still does it. Even has a tag for it:
http://red3blog.tumblr.com/tagged/white-guy-cartoons
He's as insufferably smug as I remember.

...Why don't they have noses??