Careercow Red3blog / Brian Stuart - Angry, Bitter Trollshielding Fat "Activist" with Tons of First World Problems

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Why do these fat fucks only seem to eat crap?

Unemployment.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Why do these fat fucks only seem to eat crap? Frozen pizza and cookies, really? If I wanted to be fat, I'd get there by eating decadently, cooking with butter instead of olive oil, frying instead of baking, that sort of thing. He doesn't eat anything worth binging on, but he brags about it like eating fast food is some kind of feat.

I think likely food worth bingeing on still has some nutritional value and wouldn't result in such bad obseity and might even just lead to lower consumption in the long run whereas this crap is bad enough that even in moderation it causes obesity

 

[chimpburgers]

Asshat.

 

[chimpburgers]

Talking about comedian Eddie Izzard.

 

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I love how Red3's too stupid to understand Eddie Izzard is fucking around.

If he were any thicker, he's start getting bike lock and Google-Translate Spanish tattoos.

 

[chimpburgers]

 

[chimpburgers]

He's really bitching about dumb shit tonight.

 

[Trombonista]

Why is 600goingon700 not in the poll? Did he die recently?

Back on topic, has red ever documented a pizza that was worth documenting?

 

[chimpburgers]

Why is 600goingon700 not in the poll? Did he die recently?

Back on topic, has red ever documented a pizza that was worth documenting?

Honestly I've never read that thread or knew who that was but I might have to check it out sometime.

For that question I'm also gonna say fuck no.

He's doing some political sperging tonight. There's a lot more that he did earlier today. I might cap those too.

 

[Trombonista]

Popcorn for dinner? Are pizzas the only thing he knows how to cook?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I'be had popcorn for dinner before, with raw veggies on the side. But I'm not a sentient trash can like he is. He'll be hungry again in no time.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Popcorn for dinner? Are pizzas the only thing he knows how to cook?

He knows how to "cook" popcorn and cookies

 

[Hellfire]

We can only thank whatever powers that be that there are no pictures of this.

 

[AnOminous]

I'be had popcorn for dinner before, with raw veggies on the side. But I'm not a sentient trash can like he is. He'll be hungry again in no time.

Popcorn with brewer's yeast is one of my favorites for a popcorn "dinner." Tons of B vitamins and protein and other stuff and tasty.

I bet this lardass just dumps an entire stick of butter on it, the fat fuck.


What a total fag.

 

[VORX2121]

Popcorn for dinner? Are pizzas the only thing he knows how to cook?

Red3 is actually a vegetarian... believe it or not. Like I mentioned earlier in the thread, I don't think Brian is naturally a fat guy. I think he developed awful habits while married to his fat fuck ex-wife. He really isn't THAT fat. Certainly he is not a full blown food addict like the 300lb+ women he chases after. Honestly, I think his physique (like his politics) where somewhat cultivated in service of his twisted sexual proclivities.

 

[chimpburgers]

I felt like doing a full page screenshot this time with retweets included. I really love to hate this guy.

Spoiler

 

[Vorhtbame]

He's got a low threshold for "far right"...Then again, he probably thinks he's "moderate".

Also, the phrase "positively ridiculous" should never be spoken by a man outside of a Jane Austen novel.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope this guy somehow manages to livetweet and instagram when he falls into a flaming pit of acid somehow after his layers of fat almost save him after he falls into an uncovered manhole, where there's a flaming pit of acid underneath it, but the copious amounts of grease he exudes lube his passage through it, like a turd through an anus after a suppository, and he falls screaming into the flaming pit of acid.

My life would be complete if I could see that on Vine.

 

[Vorhtbame]

I hope this guy somehow manages to livetweet and instagram when he falls into a flaming pit of acid somehow after his layers of fat almost save him after he falls into an uncovered manhole, where there's a flaming pit of acid underneath it, but the copious amounts of grease he exudes lube his passage through it, like a turd through an anus after a suppository, and he falls screaming into the flaming pit of acid.

My life would be complete if I could see that on Vine.

So the first thing we do is lure him to Detroit.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I haven't seen any full body photos of him so I don't know whether he is actually morbidly obese or whether he just pretends to be