Careercow Red3blog / Brian Stuart - Angry, Bitter Trollshielding Fat "Activist" with Tons of First World Problems

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[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Redblob's hands are too weak to snap an iPad. He should sit or step on it instead. The documenting pizzas thing is so pathetic but I don't even feel bad for him.

 

[Trombonista]

How do the pizzas he documents keep looking worse?

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

If he loves pizza so much why can't he make healthier homemade ones with whole wheat and less grease? Maybe he's one of those fats who believe pizza is a vegetable.

 

[Emperor Julian]

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I assume he's talking about the fact martin basically stated you're more likely to get what you want if you're nice about it than ranting and burning stuff.
Seeing his response too ups I can see why this would go over his head.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

I assume he's talking about the fact martin basically stated you're more likely to get what you want if you're nice about it than ranting and burning stuff.
Seeing his response too ups I can see why this would go over his head.

His brain is clogged with pizza grease.

 

[AnOminous]

If he loves pizza so much why can't he make healthier homemade ones with whole wheat and less grease? Maybe he's one of those fats who believe pizza is a vegetable.

Because he is a bottomless fount of plebbery. Half the time it's some shitty generic store pizza.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Because he is a bottomless fount of plebbery. Half the time it's some shitty generic store pizza.

I think that's the saddest part he's destroying his body for the most bland shit imaginable. He can't even chalk it down to laziness because there are healthier ready made meals. He actually likes eating total crap.

 

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[Trombonista]

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Should have documented it.

 

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"circles of fat liberation"

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Male feminists are a lot like social darwinist spergs, all the rest of the rest of their kind deserve to die except for them because REASONS

 

[Trombonista]

The app made him look a bit like Melissa McCarthy.

This is the best-looking pizza he's ever documented.

 

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[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

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I've seen $3 frozen pizzas from Aldi that looked better than that.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I've seen $3 frozen pizzas from Aldi that looked better than that.

There are Dollar Tree pizzas I'd rather eat.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I've seen $3 frozen pizzas from Aldi that looked better than that.

The unfrozen take and bake ones ALDI has for $8 or whatever it is aren't bad for $8. Certainly better than whatever this fag is eating.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

I want to thank Powers That Be for dragging this thread to be featured. Red3 was "my" lolcow from ancient times, I totally forgot about him. So I went back to first page and noticed it starts pre-Trump win.

I could taste the salt via forum pagination.



EDIT: wait, I think I was being exceptional, it wasn't a featured thread, I just saw it on a frontpage. Uh.

 

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