The one time I peeped in they were all circlejerking about some woman posting selfies cosplaying as him in his polo shirt. They constantly try to pull off gay ops and they usually fail because Chris only acknowledges people who can’t guve him something he wants.
I blame faggots like turkey tom and Geno Samuel for the attention they draw to these cows to where the faggots on reddit can follow.
In a /r/kingcobrajfs thread about Clint taking away Josh's shotgun multiple people hope for Cobes to accidentally blow his head off on stream. They of course default to the same bulltshit justifcation every person who wishes death on a lolcow uses and call him a pedophile. Considering the amount of times Josh has been swatted I don't think it's a big reach to say these people are being serious when they are saying this shit.
The hatred and anger the Alogs have for Cobes has no end. Here, a retard spent $200 on door dash to "troll cobra" and sent it to the wrong apartment. Spending 200 dollars of your own money on Christmas really showed him, huh?
In a misguided attempt to show he loves animals Cobes today let a caged cat out that was left unattended in his apartment complex. Stupid and bad behavior no doubt but the response from the subreddit is fucking psychotic. Keep in mind rabies has a 99% mortality rate and is a horrific way to die. Jort_Sandeaux has to be one of the top Cobra alogs. He always says unhinged shit like this.
In a misguided attempt to show he loves animals Cobes today let a caged cat out that was left unattended in his apartment complex. Stupid and bad behavior no doubt but the response from the subreddit is fucking psychotic. Keep in mind rabies has a 99% mortality rate and is a horrific way to die. Jort_Sandeaux has to be one of the top Cobra alogs. He always says unhinged shit like this. View attachment 5607877
Their major go to in terms of justifying their insane behavior is always “he needs to be held accountable”. They think they’re like internet Punishers. Even if they what cobra said is true it’s not anybodies place to “hold him accountable” and make him “face consequences”. They’re always justifying it like “We need to get his channel banned to hold him accountable for his actions. We need to get him evicted to hold him accountable for his actions.” insane shit
Their major go to in terms of justifying their insane behavior is always “he needs to be held accountable”. They think they’re like internet Punishers. Even if they what cobra said is true it’s not anybodies place to “hold him accountable” and make him “face consequences”. They’re always justifying it like “We need to get his channel banned to hold him accountable for his actions. We need to get him evicted to hold him accountable for his actions.” insane shit
The punisher comparison really does fit. The way I've described them is wannabe internet vigilantes. When the alogs say "I want Josh held accountable!" that roughly translates to "I want Josh to suffer for doing something I disagree with". That's all they are saying. Me personally I think Josh getting yelled at by the cat owner would be a fine punishment. He did fuck up and should know what he did was wrong. The alogs on the subreddit think he should get rabies and die horrifically.
There is a 50/50 chance he made it up. Virtually every story Josh tells that he thinks makes him look like a good person or a badass is something he made up. In his mind he could have just thought "Maybe if I tell a story about freeing a cat all the people calling me an animal abuser will be owned!"
I'm officially reddit famous you guys! The comments are the predictable "How dare you defend that fish lipped pedophile who kills animals for fun!" then the classic "Kiwifarms users are lolcows themselves!". I will say the guy in the thread saying how our main Kingcobrajfs thread can turn into nonstop seething about reddit has a point. The purpose of documenting this stuff was never to turn the main thread into "let's be angry about retards on reddit" it was just to point out how retarded some of the alogs are.
That only happens when there's no Cobes content because, for instance, some subhuman redditor got his account shut down for saying a naughty no-no word.
I'm officially reddit famous you guys! The comments are the predictable "How dare you defend that fish lipped pedophile who kills animals for fun!" then the classic "Kiwifarms users are lolcows themselves!". I will say the guy in the thread saying how our main Kingcobrajfs thread can turn into nonstop seething about reddit has a point. The purpose of documenting this stuff was never to turn the main thread into "let's be angry about retards on reddit" it was just to point out how retarded some of the alogs are. View attachment 5614369
What fucking planet are these faggots living on where we're the sickos for treating Cobes like a human being while they actively try to ruin his life? They act totally out of a sadistic intent to cause distress masquerading as an autistic sense of justice.
OP sure needs improvement, but I do think these "communities" bear discussion outside the lolcow threads to put an end to frequent thread derailment, and I don't think each one merits its own thread.
They are somewhat similar to the "Sons of Kojima" (DSP A-logging club which I think operated on Discord) from some time ago, except far worse.
When I saw the Cyraxx subreddit I wondered why the members didn't just join up here. That quickly became clear to me - these groups exist not to laugh at the cows, but to ruin their lives while at the same time trying to maintain a veneer of social respectability.
The amount of naked spite, contempt and sheer hatred on display is frankly disturbing.
They do not even have the insight to realise that if they succeed in their efforts, their cow will be gone and so will the reason for their "community" existing (sure, they can gloat for a while and I suppose some retard can try following the ex-cow around while vlogging).
Another thing: if this behaviour is what they are willing to put on display in public, what kind of people are they in private? (I'm speaking about things like secret Discord or Telegram groups here)
Sorry if this doesn't belong in the thread, but this is the aspiring lolcow / "catboy" redditor who has been sending cobra kratom for over a year now. Apparently he wasn't lying when he told Josh he was the founder of the company (according to their socials).
Is this "man" handing Cobra free samples of kratom, or selling?
For those unaware, Kratom, or, more accurately, an alkaloid found therein [Mitragynin/hydroxymitragynin] is an atypical opioid.
It gained popularity as an aid to quitting heroin (you would switch from heroin to kratom, then taper off that). Later it got popular as a "legal high", which is pretty much all that it is used for now. It is far more addictive than prospective users often assume.
Because kratom contains many pharmacologically active substances, it can cause undesirable effects in addition to the obvious one of dependence, including liver failure and hypogonadism (possibly the reason that the "catboy" has such an androgynous appearance).
If he's handing it out, I assure you that that will stop at some stage, and the catboy/pusher will have gained another long-term "customer".
I don't know what the legal status of kratom is in the USA - it is illegal to sell in many countries, including Thailand and Malaysia(excluding with prescription), the area it is indigenous to.
In either case, I'm surprised, but probably shouldn't be, that this amoral little fucker is hawking it so blatantly on reddit.
I will say the guy in the thread saying how our main Kingcobrajfs thread can turn into nonstop seething about reddit has a point. The purpose of documenting this stuff was never to turn the main thread into "let's be angry about retards on reddit"
Does he have a point? The thread is only 3 pages long, and I don't really see much seething.
I think you're being too nice/giving them too much credit.
The fact that they would cap your comment when it's like the most innocent and innocuous thing ever, shows what they really are like. Unhinged.
The joy Cobes has brought people who can relate to him is more than any a-log will ever contribute to society.
Does he have a point? The thread is only 3 pages long, and I don't really see much seething.
I think you're being too nice/giving them too much credit.
The fact that they would cap your comment when it's like the most innocent and innocuous thing ever, shows what they really are like. Unhinged.
The joy Cobes has brought people who can relate to him is more than any a-log will ever contribute to society.
Not this thread the main kingcobrajfs thread got into a bad cycle of becoming "look what the subreddit is saying today!" every 20 pages or so which would derail the whole thing and was the reason we have this offshoot thread specifically dedicated to the alogs. To be totally fair though when people are literally trying to get his main channel deleted it makes sense to be talking about it.
This is why I thought #dropkiwifarms or whatever that gay ass hashtag warcry was a load of bullshit because I've always found Reddit to be such vicious, blood thirsty place. Absolutely joyless.
In a /r/kingcobrajfs thread about Clint taking away Josh's shotgun multiple people hope for Cobes to accidentally blow his head off on stream. They of course default to the same bulltshit justifcation every person who wishes death on a lolcow uses and call him a pedophile. Considering the amount of times Josh has been swatted I don't think it's a big reach to say these people are being serious when they are saying this shit. View attachment 5599009
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/18tzw28/daddy_took_away_the_shotgun/kfh8218/
Archive: https://archive.is/tvjxv
No he’s not. People just like to joke he watches Cuties and shit. The closest pedo thing he’s ever done is that he admitted to telling a disabled girl around his age to take her top off and he jacked off in front of her when he was in school.
