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Reddit's pozzed enough without your help, thanks.
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Are you allowed to be on Kiwi Farms? Since you apparently live in a freedom hating progressive communist shithole that sucks authoritarian cock.
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Where the fuck do you even think you are?
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Not on reddit so im good
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He complains about hate speech and people advocating for stoning gays on Reddit, yet here he is advocating for the execution of furries. I don't like furfags either, but you're a fucking hypocrite, dude.
Jimothy
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You really seem like you'd be a perfect fit for reddit, though.
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Maybe he should post on one of those subreddits that does nothing but complain that reddit sucks.
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I fail to see the issue
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newfag, lurk more
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>these two
>white supremacist subreddits
Always know that MAGApedes and the exceedingly rare "fascist community" ≠ white supremacy. I left out AltRightChristian out of this equation because it's debatable, but stay classy, newfag. Sound like the type of guy that makes bait threads/posts on /pol/ and /ptg/.
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Some fucktard with a shield next to its name will burst into threads for any reason, at any time and announce "You have been shadowbanned", make a new account. You cannot possibly anticipate or predict when or why they will take this action when you look at their comment history.
We used to drown people like this at birth or at least when it became apparent they were pulsating masses of autism. That practice needs to come back in vogue
I've never wanted so badly for world war 3 to start so autistic fuckers like this die out.
User has been marked for waste of oxygen and resources.
Action taken: permanent shunning from society.
We used to drown people like this at birth or at least when it became apparent they were pulsating masses of autism. That practice needs to come back in vogue
I've never wanted so badly for world war 3 to start so autistic fuckers like this die out.
User has been marked for waste of oxygen and resources.
Action taken: permanent shunning from society.
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The europoor cries out in pain as he strikes you
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True. At least most of us above the mason-dixon line have all our fucking teeth.
"I don't know, officer! Some guy burst in, said shadowban this! and shoved his phone up his ass!"
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I heard from a source that just today Reddit was down in some parts of the US and Europe, to the point where it became a spergfest elsewhere. I could provide some screencaps but it probably won't be related to the thread, you know, since most of them are from Twitter.
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Holy shit how can someone seriously post that shit on the internet
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NOPE NOPE NOPE THE LAND OF A THOUSAND NOPES WHY IS THAT A SUBREDDIT
NOOOOOOOO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THIS IS DISGUSTING DOX ALL OF THESE BASTARDS RIGHT NOW[S/m] I’m going to have sex with my mom Friday.
My mom (4and I (23) have been extremely close growing up. I haven’t seen my dad since my little brother (1
I never got into any big colleges after high school so I just work and take some community college classes now and then. But, I always encouraged my little bro to do better than me, and he did. He got accepted to a university out of state during the fall. When he left, it was just me and my mom.
My mom is the best. She is pretty cute for her age and I always deep down considered her a milf easily. But she also has a cute personality and humor. I never went through a phase of be annoyed or embarrassed by her, and she always gave all her love to me and my bro. When my brother left, my mom and I hugged and cried like parents letting go of there child.
A couple of days after my brother left, I came home from work and find my mom watching our home videos when I was like 6 or so and brother was still a baby. She was quietly crying on the couch and I got emotional. I sat down with my mom and she laid her head on my shoulder, cheering up a little. I put my arm around her and she felt so soft and cozy.
She starts telling me how proud she was of both me and my brother, and was feeling a little empty at home without my bro. I told her how much she means to me and that I love her. And I told her that Id never mind if she wanted to date someone, and I told her now was a good time since the house was kinda quieter.
My mom started laughing flustered of the idea of another man in the house, acting like she doesn’t want it. I started to tease her, saying things like”I won’t call him dad.” And “His visiting curfew will end at 9pm, and no kissing, young lady.” She was still flustered and said, “The only person I want to kiss is you!” And started to attack me with pecks on the lips. I was playfully saying to stop! stop! And she kept kissing and laughing. For a split second, her lips make it inside my opened mouth and kinda made things weird.
It wasn’t like a French kiss or anything, but she started saying sorry. I told her it wasn’t a big deal. She was still apologizing, “you were telling me to stop!” I told her that I obviously didn’t mean it and that I like her kisses. I told her to ease the awkwardness and give me another peck for good night. When she tried to kiss me again I jokingly opened my mouth and gasped. She stopped and got annoyed lol. She said to do it for real. She was sitting criss-cross-applesauce on the couch facing me. We both leaned in and kissed for a few seconds.
Don’t know what it was. Maybe the vibe of the room or the weather, but after we kissed, we looked at each other for a moment and there was TENSION. She looked so....hot! With her eyes staring at mine, and her lips slowly forming to a smile letting out a faint giggle. No words spoken, we just went again for another kiss. She exhaled from her cute little nose and I couldn’t resist how much I found her attractive at that moment. I started french kissing her lips and she joined immediately. Super heat of the moment thing, but damn was it heated.
This beautiful woman that I care so much for, was licking my tongue. She was whimpering and started moaning, and every time she did, I felt the vibration from her voice in my mouth. My hands were exploring her body. Nothing too extreme, I was grabbing her sides above her waist and her hair. She stopped kissing and lifted her chin and neck, allowing me to kiss her neck. She began to wonder if we should stop. I honestly could’ve made love to her right there, but I stopped and took it sloooow.
I knew at that moment that if we stopped and left each other alone, it would be awkward and probably make this a one time thing. So I decided to talk right there on how she felt about this. She was more happy than ashamed. She didn’t want to admit it at first, but this was the first time in over 15 years she kissed another person. I told her that I could make out with her all day, and maybe being alone together wasn’t a bad thing.
She asked how far I would want to take things. I didn’t know how to answer so I just kept up the transparency and told her I’d go all the way with her. We’re both adults and no one is taken advantage of, and I love her.
Long story short, she felt similar about the situation and wanted to take it easy. For the first month, all she allowed was making out. Nothing passed that. As the weeks went, we started flirting more and touching passed boundaries. I like to smack her butt when she’s holding something, like the laundry or the dishes.
After thanksgiving, my brother visited for a week and we had to stop until he left. But, after he was gone, my mom wanted to take things further and explore our bodies. She let me see her breast and allow me to finger her and lick her titties. Her boobs are so soft and I like to fondle them when we make out. She wanted to see me masturbate and started giving me handjobs. It was awesome. After Xmas we started sharing the bed. But no sex.
We didn’t know what exactly we were waiting for at a certain point. We were going on dates, we called each other babe and became more romantic. I never push it, so I decided to tell her I want to make love. She said she wants to also. So now this Friday we are going out on a dinner date and then have sex.
Any details I didn’t mention about myself or my mom I’ll include in my next post after Friday. If you have any questions, I’ll include the answers too. Wish me luck.
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Both of those posts just absolutely reek of being completely falsified, especially the second one. I wouldn't be surprised if these are just the plots to some porno or hentai the poster was reading/watching before writing those. You're getting particularly mad over some trashy shit that's one step removed from starring bloody Albert Einstein.
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Fairly sure I-... Issac, my friend, read that on literotica back in the day.
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You’d have to be so fucking pathetic to karma whore on r/incest. I highly doubt any real stories of incest are as glamorous as the one I found.