reddit General

[The 25th Cyberman]

Theoretically (and I'm just saying theoretically) we could totally have a Reddit subforum like we do with Tumblr. Tumblr and Reddit are two sides of the same coin. Here, I made a little chart to help demonstrate that:
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And it would presumably attract just as many-if not more-trollshielders. Also, we've had this thread before.

 

[meatslab]

Sorry to necro, but r/relationships is a goldmine of fun stuff. I laughed pretty heartily at this one.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Sorry to necro, but r/relationships is a goldmine of fun stuff. I laughed pretty heartily at this one.

Heh, no problem, it's not really a necro considering I made this like 2 weeks ago.
Keep up the good work with your digging. o7

 

[Another Fellow]

I found this on r/malefashionadvice a few weeks ago, and I am now so glad I saved it. (although the OP was deleted, the title explains it all.) I might try to find more on MFA; that sub is like equal parts legit useful advice and hilarious autism.

 

[Wallace]

r/legaladvice is a good place to go looking for idiocy. Funny how people who ask for advice don't take it when it's something they don't like. This one made the lists over at r/drama, and it made me think of here.

 

[Lugal]

Theoretically (and I'm just saying theoretically) we could totally have a Reddit subforum like we do with Tumblr. Tumblr and Reddit are two sides of the same coin. Here, I made a little chart to help demonstrate that:
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I don't know if "two sides of the same coin" is exactly accurate. Plenty of subs seem to have the exact same batshit worldview that's associated with Tumblr. But I certainly get what you mean.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Every single person on reddit is a smug faggot and I seriously hope they all die alone and unloved.

all reddit users are lolcows

 

[Richard Stabone]

http://archive.is/S99kD

Pretty sure all of you knew about the r/news Orlando shitstorm, where r/news reported about the Orlando mass shooting, but after that it turned out that it's an Islamic attack, they immediately locked the thread and deleted posts about it. Response:

SomethingSensitive dug up who he was and he's apparently some fat brony in Texas named Nick LaGrassa.

https://www.facebook.com/nlagrassa

 

[Megapiss]

AWildSketchAppeared is a reddit celebrity who's accrued millions of dank upvotes & a marketing job from drawing crappy pictures of people's reddit posts. Recently he got rejected, and he didn't take it well

This is an adult male in his mid 20s

https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnar...tchappeared_burns_a_drawing_of_a_girl/d8knmy7

 

[melty]

Can we discuss why reddit is so bad?
I don't go there very often but when I do I always end up cringing, but I haven't thought about it enough to really put my finger on why it's so bad.
I have noticed whenever I post a question, they tend to answer the question they think I asked instead of whatever I actually asked, which is weird.
Also, my boyfriend gets upset when I mock him for using reddit, but he mocks me for going on here, except I don't really care because I already know this site is dumb.

 

[Spudnik]

Can we discuss why reddit is so bad?
I don't go there very often but when I do I always end up cringing, but I haven't thought about it enough to really put my finger on why it's so bad.
I have noticed whenever I post a question, they tend to answer the question they think I asked instead of whatever I actually asked, which is weird.
Also, my boyfriend gets upset when I mock him for using reddit, but he mocks me for going on here, except I don't really care because I already know this site is dumb.

Personally, I think it's easy to compare it to, say, 4chan in a way. 4chan is brutally honest, and often self-deprecating, they know being on 4chan makes you a loser. On the other hand, I'm convinced every Reddit user enjoys the smell of their own farts.

I will withhold judgement on whether or not the amount of "normies" has anything to do with the relative quality of reddit.

Also, I know this is a thread to post dumb/cringe reddit stuff, but i'll admit I thought this post was pretty funny:

 

[AnOminous]

This is an adult male in his mid 20s

Well that's not creepy at all.

Personally, I think it's easy to compare it to, say, 4chan in a way. 4chan is brutally honest, and often self-deprecating, they know being on 4chan makes you a loser. On the other hand, I'm convinced every Reddit user enjoys the smell of their own farts.

The difference between plebbit and 4chan is that plebbitors actually think their farts smell good while 4channers are proud of their ripe, utterly fucking putrid farts and enjoy the horror of the public.

E.g. Alison Rapp tweeting literally every time she farts. Like anyone wants to know.

 

[WireSponge]

/r/offmychest

Offmychest doesn't exactly fit the plebbit formula, but it's still a cow community. In the land of neckbeards, offmychest manages to be a reddit safe haven for the SJWS on the site, and while I'm not too familiar with all the drama over it the mods of the sub seem like potential cows themselves, and the sub has become infamous for autobanning everyone who makes a post on a sub the mods deem "problematic." If you read the sub rules, the amount of buzzwords alone should tell you the mindset of these people.

Spoiler: Some sub rules

1. Do not insult, antagonize, interrogate or criticize the OP. Be respectful. Do not give advice if the NAW (No Advice Wanted) flair/tag is active on a post. Unsolicited advice will be removed from these posts.
   • Unsolicited advice will be removed if the OP adds the NAW flair. If you want the NAW flair, submit your post as usual, then click the 'flair' link under the post body. A drop down menu will appear, choose NAW and you're done! Or message the mods and we'll do it for you.
2. This is a safe space for people of any and all backgrounds. Oppressive attitudes and language will not be tolerated. Any content that is deemed sexist, racist, transphobic, homophobic, classist, ableist, or intolerant of certain religions will be removed and the user banned. In addition, slut-shaming, victim-blaming, body-policing are not allowed. Promotion, recruitment and astroturfing for communities which violate this rule both on and off Reddit will also result in a ban.

/r/The_Donald

Filling the opposite end of the spectrum, we have /r/The_Donald. It's supposed to be a general Trump supporter thread, but in reality it's just the Reddit equivalent of /pol/. Every single dumb meme we use here when talking about Trump, done without a hint of irony here.

Spoiler: Sub rules

1. No Spamming.
2. No Trolling or Concern Trolling
3. No Racism/Anti-Semitism.
4. No Releasing Personal Information or Doxxing.
5. No Vote Manipulation, Brigading, or Asking for Votes.
6. No Dissenters or SJWs.
7. No Posts Related to Being Banned from Other Subreddits.
8. No Posts About Subreddit Suggestions or Concerns (Use Modmail Instead).
9. No Posts About Trump Assassination Threats (Send screenshots and anArchive.is link to the FBI).
10. AfterBerners (Former BernieBots) MUSTAssimilate.

/r/MGTOW, "Men Going Their own Way," is the latest in the long line of incel and redpiller Subreddits. Not exactly new content, since we already have multiple threads on different Reddit redpill communities, this one hasn't come to Kiwi attention yet so I thought it was worth mentioning.


CAUTION: THIS NEXT SUB IS TECHNICALLY SFW BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE CAUGHT WITH THIS SHIT ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN
/r/popping is a sub for videos of people popping their various zits, blackheads, cysts, etc. Not exactly cowlike in lulz potential, but it's pretty close to the weird fetish communities you see in community watch. They don't think of it as sexual, apparently it's more of a relaxation thing, but regardless it's a weird niche community that might be of interest to people here.

Reddit's biggest problem is the userbase's ego. People there seem to think of themselves as superior to most despite the fact that they're mostly neckbeards and fedoras. This is already bad in itself, but much worse are the consequences. The worst thing about Redditors by far is the amount of moralfaggotry they do. As a group of enlightened individuals, Redditors believe that they have an infallible moral code, and whatever they disagree with is 100% immoral, haram, and degenerate. Everything is in black and white, no nuance, no exceptions. This can be easily seen on the default subs already, but hands down the places with the worst moralfaggotry are
/r/SubredditDrama and /r/iamverysmart. /r/SubredditDrama is a subreddit for, well, documenting subreddit drama, which admittedly is a pretty good idea and watching it for entertainment. In practice, however, it's just Redditors circlejerking about how much better they are than the assholes creating drama. /r/iamverysmart is ironically a subreddit for mocking these types of people, but is infested with them itself, creating one of the most unintentionally hilarious communities on Reddit. This went full-circle when a thread was made about one of the comments on the subreddit, creating a chain of people bragging about how much better they are than the subreddit bragging about how much better they are than people bragging about how much better they are than everyone else.

And then we have /r/ProRevenge, probably the most fucked up example of moralfaggotry on the Internet, at least in terms of non-niche communities. Now, I'm sure most people interested in Reddit enough to read this thread already know about its much more popular sister sub, /r/pettyrevenge, and it's honestly one of the best subs on the site. Simple stories of an asshole having their day ruined as a former of petty revenge, it's fun, lighthearted, a good time, and in the end nobody gets hurt. I feel this is necessary to point out because it is the exact opposite of what /r/ProRevenge is. Stories from /r/ProRevenge fall into 2 distinct categories. The first category is OP getting the subject of the post sent to jail after they commit a crime relating to OP. You may notice that this is not revenge, it's reporting a criminal for a fucking crime and is in no way related to what most people would consider revenge. These stories are retarded, but that alone wouldn't be too horrible. The second type of post is where the real questionable shit comes in. This type of story is where someone is an asshole or does something shitty, and OP makes as much of an effort to ruin their life as possible. These threads are essentially an echo chamber where all the antisocial neckbeards on Reddit congratulate each other for their "pro revenge" in an attempt to feel better for being such slimy pieces of shit.

I'm going to post some of the more fucked up ones to end off the post, and before I do so I want to point out that I'm getting all of these from the first several pages of the top threads list. These are all threads people massively approved of, and the most disturbing part is that it isn't a small community, some of these threads have 5000+ karma. And while a lot of these sound like they're probably /r/thathappened type stuff, it's important to remember that with a community this large some of these stories are bound to be true. They're all fairly long, so spoiler ingredients them for length.

Spoiler: My sister is a bitch so I ruined her academic future lol

"My family gets together at a rural-ish cabin. I had agreed to give my younger sister a ride to the airport on Sunday, since she was on a short break from college. and had important classes and tests to get back to after Thanksgiving. I'd also agreed to lock up the cabin for my parents, since they had to leave on Saturday to get back to pressing work matters.

During the post-dinner bullshitting on Thanksgiving, my sister decided to give me shit about the bad couple months I'd had. A long-term girlfriend of mine and I had broken up and the company I worked for folded. This went beyond normal sibling shit-flinging, including her saying something to the effect of "Who'd date or hire a worthless failure loser like you anyway, bitch? Your girlfriend was probably fucking your boss and dumped you both when she learned you were both failures."

She was called out on her crude remarks by several family members, but refused to apologize. I seemingly let it slide. I had plenty of emergency funds, had a few job prospects lined up (was hired shortly after and got a nice salary bump, actually) and was okay with being single. Her vehemence was out of left field though, and uncalled for.

Sunday morning, I waited for her in the kitchen with a bottle of Jack Daniels.

"Hey, Heather." I said when she entered the kitchen. "Wanna apologize for your shitty comments the other night?"

she laughed. "About your being a dickless failure? Nope. Now let's get going I have a flight to catch."

"Fair enough!" I responded, and poured myself a double, then knocked it back.

"What the fuck are you doing?" she screamed. "*I have a plane to catch!"

"You sure do!" I responded, cheerfully. I paused, and repeated the pour-and-slam. "Well, fuck, it looks like I've had too much to drink to drive! I guess we'll have to wait until you're fucking civil, won't we?"

She pulled put her phone and screwed with it for a few seconds before I said: "There aren't any cab companies or ubers around here. I'm your only ride. So you can apologize for being a bitch, or you can miss your flight."

"Fuck you!"

I grinned and took another shot.

In short: I got absolutely shitfaced, she missed her flight, missed some tests, and her GPA plumeted. It was fucking hilarious."

I'm sure his parents must be very proud of him potentially seriously damaging the future of one of their children. What a stand up guy.

Link to thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/4zs8vl/its_not_wise_to_be_rude_to_your_ride_to_the/

Spoiler: My workplace has to save costs what assholes

"I used to work in loss prevention for a regional chain of electronics stores. Let's call it Shit Store. My job was basically to patrol the store in plain clothes and detain someone if I caught them trying to steal. I've worked private security before so this was a pretty nice gig.

Shit Store's corporate policy, for reasons I cannot quite comprehend, mandated a weekly quota of shoplifter apprehensions, which we called "stops." We needed to have at least 3 stops a week. Usually we had about 10, just shy of 2 per day, and obviously most of the stops involved expensive electronics. We paid our own salaries many times over and saved the company an astronomical amount of money.

Until one week. Saturday rolled around (our schedule weeks ran Sunday-Saturday) and all loss prevention personnel were called into the office. There were four of us. The store manager told us that only two stops had been made for the week, so we had not met our quota. He contacted corporate and they told him to give all loss prevention personnel the entire next week off to save on costs. An extra cashier would be scheduled to stand by the door as a deterrent. (I later learned that other stores were implementing this policy in order to phase out plain clothes LP altogether.)

As you can imagine, a week of no pay did not exactly go over well with us. It was particularly bad timing for me. My rent was due, my dog had some vet bills, and my nephew's birthday was coming up. I, and all of my co-workers, did everything to fight this. We talked about how we usually met our quota many times over, How we paid our own salaries with all the stops we did, how much money we had saved the company, how laughably ineffective an untrained cashier standing by the door would be... but it all fell on deaf ears. By the end of it the manager was clearly flustered but insisted that we just stay home the next week. "Think of it like a vacation," he said. We all had paid time off available but of course he said that we couldn't use it. "It's about cutting losses for the company," he said.

Cutting losses, oh dear. If only he knew the shit I was about to pull...

We all went home feeling pissed and wronged. But before I even set foot in my door, I had the vague beginnings of a plan for vengeance.

The Revenge

Now, I had a few friends, or I guess acquaintances, who were a bit shady. They were generally straight-laced, but they themselves had friends who were even shadier. Dealers, addicts, and even a few gang members if the rumors were true. They usually hung out in one of three parks in the city limits, so after blowing off some steam at home, I began to make my rounds.

The conversation with each group followed a pretty set pattern: I would say hi but look a little pissed, they would ask how I was doing, I'd say something like "Not too good I guess, Shit Store just gave the entire loss prevention team the week off to save money! I'm gonna miss out on an entire paycheck!" A few would probe a bit and I would verify that, yes, anyone could walk into the store and take shit without having to worry about an undercover LP watching them.

I knew that my plan was beginning to take hold when someone I hadn't talked to posted on Facebook asking if it was true that Shit Store had no loss prevention this week. Word gets around fast. All I had to do now was head to the store, grab a 30 pk of beer, and slowly drink the week away while shit went down.

People lost their fucking minds. A shit load of product went missing every day, and not just little things-- people were apparently walking out with giant flat screen TVs and refusing to stop for the lowly cashier by the door (that usually wasn't paying attention anyway). Tablets, laptops, netbooks, and consoles vanished into thin air. Several cell phones from thedisplay case even went missing.

I would not hear about this till later, though. All I know is that on Wednesday, hardly halfway through my unpaid week off, I got a call from work. I let it go to voicemail and couldn't help but crack a smile when I listened to it. It was the store manager asking me to come in and work a full shift because of "problems they'd been having." You could almost hear the desperation in his voice. I knew my little scheme had worked. But sadly, I chose not to respond or come in for work that day. Even if I wanted to, I was pretty deep into a 6-pack at the time.

I got another call the following day, which this time I answered. Gee boss, I'm so sorry but I'm actually eight hours away at the beach right now. I thought going out of town would be a good idea since you said to treat this like a vacation. (Actually I was still in my PJ's, drinking coffee and watching Breaking Bad.)

The following day I did not get a phone call. Shit Store had bused LP personnel in from other stores and had a police officer stand by the door. I'm sure the police department was happy to oblige, I can only imagine how many calls they got from Shit Store over the past week.

When I went back after my week off was up, there were two new policies that were tacked right on to the bulletin board: at least one LP associate must be on the floor from open to close, and the quota was changed from # of stops per week to amount of money saved in a month, a much more flexible and reasonable quota that the four of us would have no problem meeting. Well, three of us actually, one of my fellow LP's made use of their week off by getting a new job, and good for them.

I never did learn the hard numbers on how much money hemorrhaged out of that store. I do know that it was in the six-figure range.

I thought about getting a new job myself, but it didn't prove to be necessary. I guess a company that cuts all LP's for a week must have deeper financial problems, because the whole chain folded two months later. I then got to spend my days drinking beer, watching Netflix, andgetting paid unemployment for it. I ended up landing a new job with a private security firm that paid much better.

I ran into my shadier acquaintances showing off their new iPads a few days after this mess. I think I know how they got them.

TL;DR You cut the hours for all LP personnel, I let the shadiest people in town hear about it."

"I guess a company that cuts all LP's for a week must have deeper financial problems, because the whole chain folded two months later."

A company cutting costs for financial reasons may be having financial problems? I'm shocked!
Real talk though, maybe that 6-didget figure of product you got stolen has something to do with it, douchebag.

Link to thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/4u9yuh/cutting_hours_for_loss_prevention_personnel_is/

This last one is especially long since I go through comments as well, so special alert to anyone who doesn't want to read long stuff.

Spoiler: PRO REVENGE (on a small child)

"This is a tale of elementary school pro revenge. I was in fifth grade, and I will be frank with you, no one liked me. I was chubby and socially inept. This revenge begins with myself and a classmate we will call Jimmy.

Jimmy didn't like me. He made a sport of harassing me, and I being the delicate ten year old flower I was, was naturally distraught on account of his behavior. He would exclude me from activities and lunch groups, but the final straw was on Valentine's Day. Jimmy enacted a diabolical plot, and I did not receive a single Valentine in my shoebox. I was crushed.

After the Valentine snub he made sure he rubbed salt in my wound by asking to see my valentines and then laughing when I said I didn't have any. I wasn't about to take that sort of cruelty lying down, so I hatched a plot. I spent days and days talking up this new candy type breath spray I had. I went on and on about how delicious it was, and how my dad got it abroad and you couldn't get it here. Of course jimmy was intrigued and asked to sample it. I declined, and explained that it was so special and rare that I just couldn't spare any.

One day before lunch I was talking about how delicious it was and could see the hunger in little jimmy's eyes. I pulled my bottle of glasses cleaner out of my backpack and slipped in my desk all fake sneaky like. I knew he had seen it. It was about ten minutes after this that my plan came to fruition. I was walking down the hall and heard a hullabaloo of sorts, so being a curious young lass, I asked what the fuss was about. Turns out jimmy had snuck into my desk and drank my glasses cleaner, and by the time he realized his horrible mistake he had swallowed enough to make himself quite ill. An ambulance was called and that little bastard never bothered me again.

As a side note: as an adult, I now realize how dangerous this was.

TL;DR- A kid bullied me so I poisoned him."

You could argue this one is excusable since they were a kid who didn't know the dangers, but if they really regretted doing that do you really think they would post it to a subreddit called "prorevenge?"

Link to thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/49xr4p/bully_me_enjoy_your_poison_breath_spray/

The real goldmine here though is the comments. Now, let's see what these perfectly reasonable adults have to say about this event.

"Dangerous? Don't care. Pro, pro revenge."
5th-grader's insides being dissolved by cleaning agent? Don't care. Pro, pro revenge.

A reply to the previous comment

"Agreed. Malicious revenge. +1.

Bullying someone is fucking dangerous. Deal with it."
Yeah, that small child should have known better! That 5th-grader deserved to get poisoned!

Spoiler: Image (comment chain)

You know what else can scar you for life? DRINKING CLEANER AND HAVING TO GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL.

"Bitch had it coming. His family would never be able to prove anything if he had died."
I honestly have no idea what to say about this. They're literally saying the kid would have deserved it if the girl killed him. There are no words.



This sub is the only thing on the Internet that actually makes me angry when I read it. The logic that OP is okay because didn't lead the kid into drinking the cleaner when she directly stated that she was leading him on so she could spray cleaner in his mouth makes no sense. The fact that there are people who think this little kid getting sent to the hospital is justifiable because he was acting like a prick quite frankly disgusts me. They're talking about him like he killed or raped someone, the fact that so many people think this is okay is horrifying to me.

One last thing to leave this on a more lighthearted note, I'll give a shout out to /u/apricotjam from the thread. Dude's one of the best trolls on Reddit and he's got some real baitposting chops, I recommend reading through some of their history if you want a good laugh, and if you want more I'm pretty sure /u/iloveallmothers is a sock they have, but the sock mostly posts on wrestling subs so you might want to skip over it if that doesn't interest you. Now with that out of the way, here's what they posted in the thread.

"who gives a shit how dangerous it was. if that was me i would've have mauled him and his parents to death. dirty fucking cuntslime. i would've battered his skull into the ground with an iron pipe and then pissed in his eye sockets. fuckwit rapist"
Very dynastia-esque. Quality stuff.

 

[Autistic Phil Collins]

The one thing I've noticed about Reddit is how the majority of the user base thinks that they can't possibly be wrong, ever.

 

[Another Fellow]

/r/ProRevenge,

My "favorites" are the ones where there's a legitimate problem and they approach it as dickishly as possible. Example:

Spoiler: Duplex Destruction

link

EDIT: I just want to thank all of you that have left comments of support and upvotes. I'm surprised this got so much attention, but I'm glad you all enjoyed my explanation of these events. If anything else happens I'll be sure to update this post. As of right now I'm living in a new place with quiet neighbors and a landlord that stays out of my business, so I couldn't be happier.

A little over a year ago I moved to a smallish town. I found a decent duplex out on the outskirts, plenty of room for just myself.

When I spoke to the landlord (or landlady I guessed) she had implied that she'd had quite a few other people look at the place, but that these weren't the sort of people she wanted moving in. It was heavily implied, though never explicitly stated, that she wouldn't allow minorities to move into her duplexes. I really didn't care, as it was none of my business, and as long as I could get the place I was happy.

So, I moved in a week later, and at first, all was well. I work Tuesday through Saturday, 8-5 every week, though I frequently get off later than 5. My job consists of driving a company truck and going to customers' houses to fix their shit. I sometimes deal with as many as 10 different people a day. At the end of the day the only thing I usually want to do is go home and veg out in front of my computer. The last thing I want to do is interact with other people or have to deal with a bunch of noise.

Unfortunately, my neighbor was running her own daycare next door, watching as many as 10 or 12 kids in her little 1000 square foot unit. She would allow these kids to run wild.

My typical Monday (which was one of my weekend days) would consist of waking up at about 7am to the sounds of kids banging on walls and jumping on furniture and hearing my neighbor scream at the tops of her lungs. This would go on all day until about 7pm, with no respite.

Now, I knew when I moved in that she ran her own small daycare, but I didn't think it would be a problem. After all, I used to watch kids as well, only I was good at it, and I made sure the kids I watched were well behaved. Naturally I assumed that someone running their own daycare would have the skill to control the kids. Not so.

After a few weeks of this I ended up losing my patience. I knocked on my neighbor's door and engaged her in small talk. I didn't want to immediately tell her to shut the fuck up, so I just made it seem like a friendly chat. During the small talk I realized that this bitch was nuts. This was the first time we'd ever talked and within just a few minutes she was telling me that she had an STD.

I quickly forgot her name, but I always refer to her by the nickname I gave her: Crotchrot.

Well, after a few minutes of conversation with Crotchrot I decided to broach the subject of excessive noise. I started out by asking her if I was noisy, and assuring her that if I ever became noisy she could ask and I would quiet down. She assured me that she never heard a peep from me. She then asked me if she was noisy, to which I replied that there was an awful lot of noise during the day while she was watching kids.

Now, I'm still trying to keep things civil and friendly, but things start going off the rails. She apologizes and tells me that running a daycare is noisy business. She explains that this is her only source of income, and she has no choice in the matter.

I ask her if she's able to keep the kids from banging on the walls at the very least, to which she replies that she's one person with 10 kids, and she can't be everywhere at once.

At this point I realize that being Mr. Nice Guy isn't working. This filthy bitch is just going to keep making excuses and avoiding the issue rather than actually try to do something about it. I suggest that she either hire on some help or take some lessons to learn to better deal with young children. She suggests I move somewhere else, and that it was stupid to move in when I knew the next door unit was a daycare.

Well, at this point I'm just pissed. This bitch does a shitty job of running a daycare and handling children and has the nerve to call me stupid? I decide to go to war. Before going back into my own unit I make one more statement: "Do you have a license to run a daycare?..."

Well, it turns out that Crotchrot is good friends with landlady, and at the beginning of the next month when landlady comes to collect rent, she serves me an eviction notice, giving me 30 days to leave. Her explanation is that I'm causing tensions among the other tenants and being a troublemaker. Keep in mind, the only other tenant I've spoken to has been Crotchrot.

Well, neither of these bitches know who they're fucking with. I'm the last person to just roll over and take it in the ass, especially when I feel that something unjust has been done.

I do my research and learn about my state's childcare laws. I learn that there is a limit to how many children an unlicensed facility can care for, which is also based on how many caregivers there are. I also learn that there are certain requirements, such as state workers inspecting the facilities and doing background checks on the caregivers.

All of that licensing information is public domain, so I do a search, and sure enough, my neighbor is unlicensed and illegally watching children.

After that I do some research on housing equality laws in my state. Turns out it's illegal for anyone, even a private owner, to discriminate against potential tenants on things like race, sex, religion etc.

First things first; I call up the department of child protective services and report my neighbor. I explain that she's unlicensed, that she's clearly unable to handle the children she's watching, and that I frequently hear banging and yelling coming from her unit, which has me concerned for the safety and well being of the children (a bit of a fib there, but I figured I should spice it up a bit.)

Well, much to my surprise it only takes about an hour before two CPS agents and a couple of police are pulling up in front of the duplex. They force Crotchrot to call each of the parents to come pick up their children, then explain to the parents that if something were to happen to their children that they could be held liable for leaving their children with someone who isn't equipped to handle them. Crotchrot ends up getting slapped with a hefty fine and an order to appear in court. For the first time since I moved into that duplex, I was happy for the thin walls. I just sat there drinking a few beers and listening to all the chaos. It went on for hours. I slept like a baby that night.

So, phase one of Operation Duplex Destruction was complete.

I'm putting this part separately because holy shit:

Crotchrot was ruined. I'd destroyed her only source of income, permanently, caused her financial distress in the form of a fine, and got her in trouble with the law.

It was time to proceed to phase two. By now most of my stuff was packed and I'd found a new place to live a few miles down the street. A couple weeks after moving to my new place I invited a few of my coworkers over to have a few beers, though I had ulterior motives. It just so happens that I invited two black coworkers, and a white coworkers. After we'd had a couple beers I explained the real reason I wanted to get together. I'd been working on a plan to get back at some racist cunt of a landlady, and I was ready to put the plan into action. Fortunately, me being such a likable guy

and on great terms with all my coworkers, they were more than happy to go along. I went ahead and had one of my black coworkers call up the landlady and ask about her "for rent" listing and set up a time to meet her and check the place out. I instructed my other black coworker to wait a couple days and do the same, and instructed my white coworker to wait until the end up of the week to do the same.

A week and a half came and went. During that time all 3 of my coworkers had met with the landlady to check out the unit. She told my two black coworkers that she'd already found another tenant, and sent each of them on their way. But when my white coworker showed up later that week, she told him that she hadn't found anyone to rent yet, but that she'd had some "unsavory characters" show interest.

Well, this was more than enough for me. I got in touch with my state's Commission on Human Relations department. I explained that I had referred a few friends to check the place out, and that the owner of the properties was blatantly refusing to rent to minorities. I also called up the NAACP and explained the situation to them.

It's now been about 2 months since all of that happened. I checked back with the NAACP this morning to ask for an update on the situation. Racist landlady was slapped with a fine, and is currently being sued by the NAACP for tens of thousands of dollars.

Operation Duplex Destruction is a success!

TL;DR: Racist landlady and STD infected babysitter next door causing me no end of grief. I set out a masterful plan to ruin them both. Both of them now wish they'd never met me.

I'm legit curious to know what kind of autism you have to have to include the details I bolded while painting yourself as the good guy. A "they FEAR ME now!!!!!!!! " kind of ending is a surefire way to lose all credibility.

 

[melty]

Another average day on reddit

 

[alex_theman]

Another average day on reddit
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My soul for a :deviant: rating.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Another average day on reddit
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Ewww, never use toys that's been up your butt in your vag.

 

[Yog-Sothoth]

Another average day on reddit
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Wonder if it was a six inch fox dildo.

 

[Unique Otter]

Here's a better question: Why use toys when you have the real thing?