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[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Is there enough material for a thread on this guy. I love and miss weird little cows like this.

It's nice to find a low-level autist that's not trooned out or is into some weird sex thing. He's just happy watching Dragon Tales and seething about Trump.

 

[Drama Fan]

The most oppressed minority, Asexuals, fear the Trump era: /r/Asexuals (archive)
OP just knows that Drumpf's rape squads will be able to tell that you don't have sex so you can be targed for rape

Male Volcels need not worry. They will be safe in the groyper future or something

When talking about LGBT issues, it's generally females who dress like women who are most effected. I guess /r/Asexual is probably the rare subreddit not overrun by huns.

in the reply, another person in lots of danger- another AFAB that dresses normally, never leaves her house, and has a tiny flag on an end table

The primary needers of birth control are people that don't have sex, chud.

Rare Based comment followed immediately with the usual "no I'd just kill myself". I guess they're prepared to go Nick Fuentes mode on people at their door with pepper spray

 

[AngelicPanzer]

I can not understand even half of the terms these "people" are throwing around.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

So reddit stock is dropping and I think I know why

https://www.thedailybeast.com/hillary-pac-spends-dollar1-million-to-correct-commenters-on-reddit-and-facebook/

it's common knowledge at this point that the democrats market a lot on reddit through share blue astroturfing. With the election over I think the dems are not using their bots and shills anymore so reddit's activity is dropping. Reddit dropped 5% just today

Reddit CEO Steve huffman (or Spez) sold a bunch of his stock recently so I think he did that in anticipation of this.

I have said before reddit is dying, reddit is to social media what viacom is to entertainment, they are the smallest big dog, the poorest billionaire the small fish in the big ocean.

 

[Super Malario]

I can not understand even half of the terms these "people" are throwing around.

Be grateful, that means you are normal.

 

[Paul Ryan]

What are Reddit's financial prospects in light of their total inability to swing the election for Kamala despite being ground zero for her shills?

 

[Sprocket]

This is what long-term CNN exposure does to the human brain.

 

[Notorious AGP]

Welcome to reddit where common sense isn't allowed!:

 

[peepooman]

This is what long-term CNN exposure does to the human brain.
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Can you imagine the time and effort required to check every American's background going like five generations back? Left will talk about right-wingers being stupid and uneducated and about right-wing fear mongering, while their propaganda machine has retards shitting themselves about getting deported, despite being American citizens for generations.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Can you imagine the time and effort required to check every American's background going like five generations back? Left will talk about right-wingers being stupid and uneducated and about right-wing fear mongering, while their propaganda machine has retards shitting themselves about getting deported, despite being American citizens for generations.

It'd be a great way to remove all the damned Papists from this great nation! Why do you think they have their masses in Latin? It's so they can plan the conquering and destruction of True Americans, the Protestants! Once the Papists are gone we can go after an even bigger threat, the Free Masons.

 

[Mai]

Thousands of redditors fall for clear bait mocking them. Comments are predictable.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bIIJt

 

[glue eater]

 

[Free the Pedos]

Welcome to reddit where common sense isn't allowed!:

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Oh my God I wish

 

[peepooman]

Thousands of redditors fall for clear bait mocking them. Comments are predictable.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bIIJt

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I fucking love it. It's very heavy-handed, so on the nose, yet it doesn't cross that line where redditors can tell it's a mockery. Also if you look in the comments you can find republicans mocking and trying to argue with this guy. No matter their political leanings, redditors are retarded.

I will start off with the fact that I am not even American, I am a white college educated Canadian man, which makes it all the more shocking that I know more about what the USA needs than it's own citizens.

If you can't pay Maria or Santos 2 dollars an hour to pick your crops how are you going to eat? who is going to do housecleaning jobs? has nobody on the right even thought this far ahead?

This is so fucking good. I'm a fucking ESL retard and I could tell that it's satire after the second paragraph, and then I look a the comments, and see shit like this:

54% of American adults read at or below 6th grade level, that’s 11 years old. Also 21% of American adults are illiterate. I wish I was making it up.

Are you for real nigga?

People like this are in every country, and they're all allowed to vote. This is the real threat to democracy.

edit:

So obvious you had thousands of people agreeing with the message.

 

[Kyangyenki]

 

[Rubick]

It was common sense what anti-fag proponents where saying. But it's still surprising how right on the money they where in predicting all this shit.

Should have hung all the fags and other degenerates that came out of the closet

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Reddit is a parallel reality. Have you ever noticed how many of them pride themselves on the site being their only news source? Worse still, how many of them openly display or even say that they don't even read the news articles they comment on? Could you imagine only getting your info from misleading headlines on astroturfed subreddits, and forming your worldview around that?

Buddy that's literally A&N.

It'd be a great way to remove all the damned Papists from this great nation! Why do you think they have their masses in Latin? It's so they can plan the conquering and destruction of True Americans, the Protestants! Once the Papists are gone we can go after an even bigger threat, the Free Masons.

I've been enlightened

I fucking love it. It's very heavy-handed, so on the nose, yet it doesn't cross that line where redditors can tell it's a mockery. Also if you look in the comments you can find republicans mocking and trying to argue with this guy. No matter their political leanings, redditors are retarded.

I will start off with the fact that I am not even American, I am a white college educated Canadian man, which makes it all the more shocking that I know more about what the USA needs than it's own citizens.

If you can't pay Maria or Santos 2 dollars an hour to pick your crops how are you going to eat? who is going to do housecleaning jobs? has nobody on the right even thought this far ahead?

This is so fucking good. I'm a fucking ESL retard and I could tell that it's satire after the second paragraph, and then I look a the comments, and see shit like this:

Well, there a guy who's exactly like that, so i don't blame them for believing it to be legit

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Buddy that's literally A&N.

The difference between Reddit and A&H is on Reddit if you go to a left leaning subforum and say "Hey guys I voted for Trump! I want to argue why you should like him!" you will be banned on sight without question. If you go to A&H as a liberal you will get neg rated but you won't be banned. Hollywood Hulk Hogan famously is a liberal and has posted in many of the political threads on here for years without ever being banned.

 

[peepooman]

Women on reddit always end up with men who do gross shit. Can't tell you how many "my boyfriend doesn't wipe his ass" posts I've seen.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Hollywood Hulk Hogan famously is a liberal and has posted in many of the political threads on here for years without ever being banned.

HHH is literally dick rode because he basically blows out the newfag politispergs and that will never not be funny

His Reddit equivalent would have been shot on sight.