Reddit has a really fucking weird obsession with bidets, too. Actually it isn't even just bidets, it's just the act of taking a shit in general that they're obsessed with. Another thing I've noticed - and maybe it's unique to the Redditoid diet or because they all have ten varieties of ailment at any given time [hypochondria in reality] but they're pretty much always going on about how [normal, mundane food that many people eat every day] gives them the shits. Perhaps they just all have Crohn's disease or IBS but they seem to have inordinately weak digestive systems. Not to mention, given the content of a lot of the cooking & food-related subreddits, many of them seem to have the palate of a picky six year old. Maybe it's just fucking autism/Asperger's after all, but it's always been strange to me how they all hyperfocus on certain things in a way you almost never hear from normal people.
Much like their palate, many Redditoids have the sense of humor of a six year old kid, too - except typically much more profane. I wonder sometimes if they really do sit there and laugh until they cry at the contents of a typical Reddit thread: stupid fucking puns [repeated like 30 times by 30 different users], 'inside jokes' or references from old Reddit [I broke my arms and my mom jerked me off, le poop knife, etc.], the same tired old references to The Office, Friends or Seinfeld, so on and so forth. It's especially aggravating when you see someone who clearly needs help/advice and has NO idea what in the fuck they're doing [in a DIY sub for example] and the responses are the same lame, tired fucking Redditoid jokes everyone's seen a thousand times. Then again, I suppose if you go to Reddit for advice, you get what you deserve.
Reading any of the advice subreddits regarding ANYTHING to do with interacting with other human beings will quickly bring to your attention just how socially retarded, awkward and weird the average Redditoid is. The relationship advice subs are all basically just either creative writing exercises on the part of the OP to make [boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife] look so villainous they might as well have a woman tied to railroad tracks as they twirl their mustache, OP who has already made up their mind but just wants asspats from people as socially inept as they are and most of the advice is either scorched earth or biased.
"My [36F] husband [39M] fell asleep after work and didn't take the wet clothing out of the washing machine in time so now it stinks of mildew, how can I address this without sounding like a nag?" - GIRL DUMP HIM, NTA, YOU DESERVE BETTER QUEEN!
"When I [44M] got home from work tonight, I found my wife [42F] banging her black ex-boyfriend [29M] who just got out of prison, what should I do?" - My guess would be that you haven't been attentive enough to her needs, try couples' therapy or become a polycule!
"My neighbor's son just started driving and I didn't get my mail because his kid parked in front of my mailbox twice this week, how should I approach them about this?" - SLASH HIS FUCKING TIRES AND CALL A TOW TRUCK, NTA!
Much of it borders on fucking sociopathic and Redditoids have no idea how to deal with conflict in a reasonable way, always escalating immediately to the most brutal possible method of dealing with a given situation. Also, a lot of the relationship advice subreddits are full of dudes who just haven't realized that their spouse/girlfriend has checked the fuck out and the relationship is over, or guys who are trying really hard to convince themselves "it's actually polyamory and it's very normal, healthy and good!" when in reality their wife is just a hoe. Polyamory is really just another name for three or more fat, unfuckable ugly people sharing genital herpes, but don't tell the Redditoids that. They freak the fuck out over the vaguest hint that maybe if you're in a relationship, you shouldn't be whoring around with reckless abandon. There are particularly weird and dysfunctional corners of Reddit where Redditoids who have managed to reproduce will gleefully and openly talk about being "sex positive" and buying their daughter a dildo because "she's gonna do it any way might as well make sure she does it safely!" And of course, anyone who disagrees with any of this is a neckbeard incel who lives in their mother's basement. Who hurt you???
