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[Hugbox Kommissar]

Some people just don’t have the capacity to correct their mistakes, let alone learn from them.

Case in point: He’s literally shitting his pants with excitement over the prospect of buying a hotel in some nigger and crime infested, corrupt dump of a shithole because “OMG! It’s RIGHT NEXT to the highway” and he can have rooftop parties.

You can tell he's ngmi because he immediately started fighting with the city council instead of wining and dining them.

 

[Fapcop]

You can tell he's ngmi because he immediately started fighting with the city council instead of wining and dining them.

Agreed.

The local political elite is probably going

“Shiiiat… Wat’s da matter wit dis cracker? Nigga is slow on da uptake or sumthin’?!”

They did all their usual tricks and basically all but told him outright “You need to bribe us in some manner” but the sped just started showing up to the meetings and in general acted like an autist who doesn’t understand how anything works.

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

straight from the wiki:
Hailing from England, Bridget was born to a wealthy aristocrat,[2] soon after her twin brother, in a town convinced that male twins brought misfortune. The townspeople were so embedded in this superstition[6] that they insisted the younger of any set of male twins be put to death or given up for adoption. Bridget's parents were unwilling to lose one of their children, and so they chose to raise Bridget as a daughter instead of a son, hiding her sex from the public eye.[7]

edit: of course the pronoun is now changed by someone

also his entire story in the old games was that he didn’t like being considered feminine so he became a bounty hunter to prove his masculinity. he wanted to make money and bring it back to the town where he was born to show them that their superstitions were wrong.
the ending in the new game basically says “yeah none of that shit mattered lol”.

 

[Yamamura]

/r/fuckcars: "No one needs a truck because you can carry 2x4s in a small hatchback if you fold down the rear seats and lay them diagonally so they intrude upon the front passenger area."
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Bonus, someone argues that even a two-door hatchback is too much vehicle for that load, a bike works just as well with a trailer!
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Source (Archive)

This is exactly the same type of arguments they use for the gun debate. They always work their way down to the lowest denominator in an endless spiral.

"Why do you need an automatic rifle? Why do you need a semi automatic pistol? Why do you need pepper spray? Why do you need to defend yourself?"

I love how they consume themselves. The only thing that would make it perfect is if someone asked the last guy why does he need a motorcycle when he can carry the 2x4s and just walk.

 

[BelUwUga]

Agreed.

The local political elite is probably going

“Shiiiat… Wat’s da matter wit dis cracker? Nigga is slow on da uptake or sumthin’?!”

They did all their usual tricks and basically all but told him outright “You need to bribe us in some manner” but the sped just started showing up to the meetings and in general acted like an autist who doesn’t understand how anything works.

In fairness to the fine joggers of Pine Bluff, they provide some very comprehensive and explicit instructions on doing business there:

At the subtlety-named "Doing Business" (archive) webpage of the city site. Maybe the asshat that cannot follow clear and defined processes, who instead begins buying up the impoverished town, came across as abrasive and alienated leadership? Would you want to deal with someone rapid-firing puzzle pieces because they cannot navigate a nearly-linear flowchart?

 

[Overcast]

also his entire story in the old games was that he didn’t like being considered feminine so he became a bounty hunter to prove his masculinity. he wanted to make money and bring it back to the town where he was born to show them that their superstitions were wrong.
the ending in the new game basically says “yeah none of that shit mattered lol”.

So… why does he dress like that then anyway?

Besides the obvious “lol trap” I mean.

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

So… why does he dress like that then anyway?

Besides the obvious “lol trap” I mean.

@edricluffie's post explained the lore reason but yeah the actual reason is just "trap"
in the old games he would get mad at people who thought he was a girl and would constantly correct them, which (from what i've read, strive is shit so i don't play it) he still does in the new game too in everything except for the one "bad" ending

 

[Chris Mclean]

Guys guys! You are being ridiculous sure young people are being priced out of the housing market because the corprate class wants to import millions of slave labourers and sure you can't even afford as a good a home as your parents, their parents or their parents! But guess what! If you scrap and penny pinch you too can buy a shoebox from some chinese guy and just hope that the market just will go up and up!

You guts are so silly! Paying 500k for an apartment outside the city limits is completely normal!

 

[Nazz]

Newsweek has been lazily recycling r/AmITheAsshole posts for months now, all with essentially the same format.

Here are two articles from just today:

https://archive.ph/eAM5j

https://archive.ph/ayCQa

And heres another, written about that bisexual pride post featured a little further upthread:

https://archive.ph/U3bto

These articles get reposted as if they're actual news on sites like msn, making sure to do their part to drip feed reddit-tier opinions to unsuspecting boomers.

As I said before, they're all written in the same format, in such a way that I would not be shocked to find out these are just AI generated articles. Structure is usually as follows: clickbait title, then reference to the post, including username and a brief summary of the OP, then a far too broad background on some minute aspect of the story (e.g. if the OP is about something they did at a wedding, there'll be like 3 paragraphs about the history of weddings), then finally the consensus and a selection of upvoted comments from reddit users. At this point I hope they are AI generated because I shudder to think what a braindead "journalist" is getting paid to churn out this schlock.

 

[Bull]

I'm 99% sure Merari01's real name is Joost Eggelaar.
I was looking through Dumbsford's twitter. Dumbsford was an alcoholic reddit powerjanny who Bardfinn and drewiepoodle convinced to troon out, most likely leading to his early death in 2019.
https://twitter.com/Dumbsford/status/1023432722994417665
The disturbing tweet above was liked by someone called J E Eggelaar. https://twitter.com/JEEggelaar (archive)
J E Eggelaar is located in the Netherlands and has an interest in X-Men, comics, and Tori Amos like Merari. He fanboys over Contrapoints in his tweets. Compare the tweets to Merari's official twitter account https://twitter.com/Merari00001 (archive)

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The guy in the framed photo is Dumbsford

On Facebook there's a user called Joost Eggelaar who uses the same muppet profile pic as Merari. https://www.facebook.com/joost.eggelaar (can't get archive to work)
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https://instagram.com/eggelaar
Empty Youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLntuqv5CSaENBGLYlWm-aw (archive)
https://www.trustpilot.com/users/568e53c80000ff0001fa1e1a (archive)
Google reviews (archive) Most of his Google reviews are in Eindhoven, so that's likely the city he lives in.

Looks like Joost completely locked down his Facebook account, changing his profile picture and making everything “Friends Only”

https://www.facebook.com/joost.eggelaar

I would say /u/Merari01 certainly know his identity made its way onto this forum.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Looks like Joost completely locked down his Facebook account, changing his profile picture and making everything “Friends Only”

https://www.facebook.com/joost.eggelaar

I would say /u/Merari01 certainly know his identity made its way onto this forum.

Too little too late, Joost.

Thats the thing about narcissistic predators like the League Trolls. They never shut the fuck up. Always having to be fighting someone, trying to control others, oversharing and resorting to tactics they never think will be used against them.

And it's not just us Mango Ranchers who think he's a scumbag. He's gone after the chans, picked fights on Twitter, and Reddit hates him. (Which is funny because a lot of them condone his behavior.)


Whole lot of people are gonna be happy this fuck got exposed. Maybe some people even near to the nice city of Eindhoven.


Great fucking work to everyone who pulled this off.


Put on some Queen, baby, because Another One Bites the Dust.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Remember how I said these people are stuck in the 90s with their unhinged hatred of Christians?

https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/vnva9y/oh_how_fun/ (A)

 

[Susie Vass]

Looks like Joost completely locked down his Facebook account, changing his profile picture and making everything “Friends Only”

https://www.facebook.com/joost.eggelaar

I would say /u/Merari01 certainly know his identity made its way onto this forum.

This is like when reddit kept removing articles with that pedo admin's name in it. All it did was confirm that everyone had the name of an employee correct.

 

[Dave.]

I've made a bit of an observation reading some of these posts on reddit, but why do they always speak hyperbolically? Is every person who cuts you off in the road the FUCKING STUPIDEST PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN AND HE SHOULD BE HUNG FOR HIS FUCKING STUPIDITY?

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

Is every person who cuts you off in the road the FUCKING STUPIDEST PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN AND HE SHOULD BE HUNG FOR HIS FUCKING STUPIDITY?

yes

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Remember how I said these people are stuck in the 90s with their unhinged hatred of Christians?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/vnva9y/oh_how_fun/ (A)

Lmao a tranny goth furry. The loser is still you.

 

[_Samson_]

not even sure r iwantout counts as funny so much as sad; it’s a sub for people who want to emigrate and much like you would have guessed at least half of the posters are ladyboys who want to leave the USA (where they are being persecuted!) for europe despite not knowing any foreign languages, not having any education, having « mental health » problems. shocking it doesn’t seem anyone who posts there ever follows up with their plan beyond whining to strangers on the internet, possibly because western europe won’t give crazy people with no money or skills a visa for cutting their dick off - shockingly, people think that’s equally crazy there while additionally europeans tend to be more racially prejudiced

 

[JJLiautaud]

A quick based reddit moment

 

[quaawaa]

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Redditors seethe when people point that out. /r/badhistory (a sub where commenters compete on having the worst historical take possible) flies into a rage at the slightest mention of TIK, a YouTube historian who made a 5 hour video showing that National Socialism is socialism and that Fascism is not the same thing as National Socialism.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Redditors seethe when people point that out. /r/badhistory (a sub where commenters compete on having the worst historical take possible) flies into a rage at the slightest mention of TIK, a YouTube historian who made a 5 hour video showing that National Socialism is socialism and that Fascism is not the same thing as National Socialism.

The one big argument that they have is that the Nazi regime quickly sided with the big industrialists over the workers and purged the strasserists i havent watched tiks video in full but thats a pretty big hurdle to jump for the "red" Nazi group and a big win for the the "white in a red suit" view of nazism