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[AmazingEagle]

I’d really like to screen shot r/Kanye posts after Ye did an interview with Alex Jones on Infowars, but I know it will just be threats of people threatening to burn even more Yeezy sneakers and removing tattoos of his name on his body.

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And for some reason, claiming that Ye lost his “blackness” because he doesn’t follow the narrative, while condescedingly claiming that he needs help and take his pills because he’s a schizo.

The word blackness makes me wanna eat the forbidden cotton candy in the attic.

 

[One Quick Post]

r/Minecraft jannies continue to double down on retardation while hiding behind a faceless mod account.

The jannies have already apologized.


Link / Archive

There are 398 comments already and they are greatly displeased. I checked out the account of the user that posted the apology and he's completely uninteresting but worth noting that he's been posting obsessively about Minecraft on Reddit for 7 years. He also posted to r/brighton, so he's possibly British.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

r/gay is about as horrifying as you'd expect

Bonus points for making me want to be the shooter

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

r/Minecraft jannies continue to double down on retardation while hiding behind a faceless mod account.

A user comes in posting about his dead girlfriend. Note this was deleted, unknown when but probably after all the following happened.

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Then he posted an update, finishing the build she started. Unfortunately for him, he violated one of the subreddit's arcane rules about update posts, so his post was deleted and he was told to comment on his original post for reasons.

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He appeals the ban and gets told, I shit you not, "You milked the death of your girlfriend for enough karma at this point."

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To be fair, he probably is milking it for karma like every redditor would. But it's hilarious the jannies are so offended a redditor was redditing that they went out of their way to remove it, and didn't consider the optics of the dead girlfriend. One wonders why they couldn't just leave the post alone and what kind of maladjusted basement dweller cares enough to delete it.

PhoenixSC video about this:

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Reddit mods and sane social interaction don't mix.

Who ever would have thought of all the horrible, degenerate subreddits that exist, the worst mods would be on the forum for a simple harmless game?

I found another! I need to just make a thread for these kinds of posts at this point.

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The most expensive brands they could possibly buy, largely junk food too. They're upset by the price, yet make the worst choices when grocery shopping. There's no reason this should have cost more than half of what they paid, redditors are consistently their own worst enemy.

In all fairness, if the cat were included I'd pay 80$ too.

(for context this is Canadian dollars)

Are Canadian prices really that out of control? Even name brand, that wouldn't cost more than about $30 where I am. Which google tells me is about $40 leaf dollars.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

r/gay is about as horrifying as you'd expect

Bonus points for making me want to be the shooter

Hey gay kiwis do you fags really have to go through this much trouble to butt fuck each other? Being straight is great.

 

[Catler]

Are Canadian prices really that out of control? Even name brand, that wouldn't cost more than about $30 where I am. Which google tells me is about $40 leaf dollars.

In most of the country? Yah it's actually that bad for name brand stuff. It's much, much cheaper to buy store brands in most cases.

The margarine is 17$, the ramen is 0.75/pack, 14$ for the flour, the fake cheese is 9$, 25$ for the shit coffee(!), and I can't find prices for the rest. These prices are all directly from a grocery store's website.

So we're already at 68$ in things with known costs and depending on province some of that stuff is taxable.
Seriously though who the fuck needs more than a kilo of margarine? You can get a kilo of true and honest butter for almost the same amount.

r/gay is about as horrifying as you'd expect

Bonus points for making me want to be the shooter

Everyone knows r/askgaybros is the real gay sub because it makes troons seethe.

 

[Shard]

Who ever would have thought of all the horrible, degenerate subreddits that exist, the worst mods would be on the forum for a simple harmless game?

Minecraft had been horribly and irreversibly ruined ever since they added in bees.

 

[Sanity]

And for some reason, claiming that Ye lost his “blackness” because he doesn’t follow the narrative, while condescedingly claiming that he needs help and take his pills because he’s a schizo.

Do redditors think that race is a social construct?

 

[RussianParasite]

Redditors do understand that they wouldn’t get their funkopops for Christmas if a massive (which it would have been) strike halted rail operations across the US, right?

Of course not, no thinking about the consequences of anything, you NAZI!!!

Reddit: “We need way more government intervention in markets, yay socialism!!”

Government intervenes in market

Reddit: “No not like that reeeeeee!!!!!!”

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

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Redditors do understand that they wouldn’t get their funkopops for Christmas if a massive (which it would have been) strike halted rail operations across the US, right?

That sub, and several others, are massively AGAINST the government forcing the workers into what amounts to slavery sans the whip.

 

[Argrabius]

That sub, and several others, are massively AGAINST the government forcing the workers into what amounts to slavery sans the whip.

I am not surprised that a Redditor believes he can avoid the consequences of a nationwide strike during a economic crisis by buying potatoes (which infamously spoil to the point of lethality within 2 weeks time unless you freeze them) a week in advance.

 

[RussianParasite]

That sub, and several others, are massively AGAINST the government forcing the workers into what amounts to slavery sans the whip.

I think you’re missing the point. Those subs very much applaud government interference in business practices and free market trade… until they don’t. Also, the government isn’t forcing anyone to work for a rail company— they are free to seek employment elsewhere. It’s literally not “slavery sans the whip,” lmao.

It would be dumb to create yet more supply chain issues and spike inflation again because a minority (4 of 12) of unions didn’t ratify the tentative agreement between them and the rail companies.

 

[Catler]

potatoes (which infamously spoil to the point of lethality within 2 weeks time unless you freeze them)

So why are millions of people not dying from having non-frozen potatoes stored? No one uses a bag of potatoes within two weeks.

Potatoes are considered to store very well over long terms.

 

[Vesperus]

I am not surprised that a Redditor believes he can avoid the consequences of a nationwide strike during a economic crisis by buying potatoes (which infamously spoil to the point of lethality within 2 weeks time unless you freeze them) a week in advance.

Two weeks? The fuck are you doing with your potatoes, keeping them in a sauna?

 

[eDove]

Two weeks? The fuck are you doing with your potatoes, keeping them in a sauna?

To be fair, since the wuflu started, every bag of potatos I've bought from a store rot way quicker than they should.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

POTATO DEBATE​

(which infamously spoil to the point of lethality within 2 weeks time unless you freeze them)

Make sure not to freeze your potatoes without cooking them or when you thaw them they'll start to turn black and not taste very good.

I found another! I need to just make a thread for these kinds of posts at this point.

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The most expensive brands they could possibly buy, largely junk food too. They're upset by the price, yet make the worst choices when grocery shopping. There's no reason this should have cost more than half of what they paid, redditors are consistently their own worst enemy.

In all fairness, if the cat were included I'd pay 80$ too.

(for context this is Canadian dollars)

Part of me actually kind of enjoys the rising price of food because for the first time it makes people who are frugal shoppers/creative cooks who avoid spoilage seem cool and punishes the fats.

I can believe all that food cost $80, especially when you include the cat. We don't approve of eating cats around here, but maybe Canadian culture is different so I won't judge.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

To be fair, since the wuflu started, every bag of potatos I've bought from a store rot way quicker than they should.

That's because the stores have been selling the older ones first.

You now, the ones kept in a cool dry place for like a fucking year before going to the store.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

To be fair, since the wuflu started, every bag of potatos I've bought from a store rot way quicker than they should.

That’s probably a supply chain issue but I’ve noticed it with every single thing that’s not stuffed with preservatives and salt. Well.. even chips are going stale quickly now that I think on it..

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I am not surprised that a Redditor believes he can avoid the consequences of a nationwide strike during a economic crisis by buying potatoes (which infamously spoil to the point of lethality within 2 weeks time unless you freeze them) a week in advance.

bro what the fuck

The whole idea of root veg is you store them in a root cellar (a cool but not necessarily cold, dark place, preferably also rather dry) and they can last you through the whole damn winter.

 

[AnOminous]

potatoes (which infamously spoil to the point of lethality within 2 weeks time unless you freeze them)

u wot m8? r u avin a giggle?