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We live in a reality where this is how you explain that you have had your penis and testicles removed and inverted into a wound that requires constant vigilance to prevent healing and closing. You send an eggplant emoji with an arrow pointing to a taco...

Every day is getting harder and harder.
 
Redditors love their heckin niggerinos
They just pretend to until they realize that most of them are conservative, religious, and hate LGBT.

HELL, even r/BlackPeopleTwitter is mostly white people, yes, even in the "country club" threads they fake being black. You know those threads where you have to "prove" to a moderator that they're black before posting? They've sent moderators photoshopped pictures of their own arm, or bought a black dude off of Fiverr to take the verification picture for them. I'm serious.
 
Can somebody sit me down and explain to me, like the retard that I am, what exactly is the obsession with troons and thigh high socks? I tried googling it but all I got was shemale porn and my search algorithm can't take another pasting.
Troons are caricatures of women who fetishize everything about women. They take anything stereotyped to be feminine(especially attractive feminine things) and amplify because clearly thats what being a woman means.

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Everyone in America has to suffer because of this one Redditor that chooses to not put any effort into wanting to not work at all.
The absolute retardation of modern leftist;

Work and make $25000-30000 a year pretax so you can pay $17000 a year for daycare.

In that case it doesn't make sense for the second spouse to work as basically all of their pay cheque will be going towards Childcare.
Its almost like society had this figured out 70 years ago.
 
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Neither of them are incorrect though, the best way to tear down a society or a government is to exploit it and be a completely unrepentant leech and adopt the mother of all "fuck you got mine" attitudes. Look at all the illegal immigrants, old people, and welfare recipients that strain our society already.
 
Neither of them are incorrect though, the best way to tear down a society or a government is to exploit it and be a completely unrepentant leech and adopt the mother of all "fuck you got mine" attitudes. Look at all the illegal immigrants, old people, and welfare recipients that strain our society already.
Taxation is theft.
 
I always brag about committing tax evasion on Reddit so I can't plausibly deny that I was doing it intentionally down the line.

Imagine being a 5'5" incel who wants some bitches desperately and seeing this post
 

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r/Minecraft jannies continue to double down on retardation while hiding behind a faceless mod account.

A user comes in posting about his dead girlfriend. Note this was deleted, unknown when but probably after all the following happened.

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Then he posted an update, finishing the build she started. Unfortunately for him, he violated one of the subreddit's arcane rules about update posts, so his post was deleted and he was told to comment on his original post for reasons.

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He appeals the ban and gets told, I shit you not, "You milked the death of your girlfriend for enough karma at this point."

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To be fair, he probably is milking it for karma like every redditor would. But it's hilarious the jannies are so offended a redditor was redditing that they went out of their way to remove it, and didn't consider the optics of the dead girlfriend. One wonders why they couldn't just leave the post alone and what kind of maladjusted basement dweller cares enough to delete it.

PhoenixSC video about this:

Reddit mods and sane social interaction don't mix.
 
I found another! I need to just make a thread for these kinds of posts at this point.

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The most expensive brands they could possibly buy, largely junk food too. They're upset by the price, yet make the worst choices when grocery shopping. There's no reason this should have cost more than half of what they paid, redditors are consistently their own worst enemy.

In all fairness, if the cat were included I'd pay 80$ too.

(for context this is Canadian dollars)
 
I found another! I need to just make a thread for these kinds of posts at this point.

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The most expensive brands they could possibly buy, largely junk food too. They're upset by the price, yet make the worst choices when grocery shopping. There's no reason this should have cost more than half of what they paid, redditors are consistently their own worst enemy.

In all fairness, if the cat were included I'd pay 80$ too.

(for context this is Canadian dollars)
Cute cat, one of the few things Plebbit is good for.

What subreddit is this from? I browse r/Frugal and they're actually pretty good at grocerymaxxing.
 
Cute cat, one of the few things Plebbit is good for.

What subreddit is this from? I browse r/Frugal and they're actually pretty good at grocerymaxxing.
/r/newbrunswickcanada/
A provincial Canadian subreddit. They're extremely good sources for this kind of nonsense. r/Frugal knows what's up most of the time and a lot could probably actually learn something from them.
 
/r/newbrunswickcanada/
A provincial Canadian subreddit. They're extremely good sources for this kind of nonsense. r/Frugal knows what's up most of the time and a lot could probably actually learn something from them.
r/Frugal is honestly really good.

Also r/Frugal_Jerk is great too lol:
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If it weren't reddit, I'd be sure they were taking the piss, and even though it is, I suspect it. Throwing in the ramen noodles was a nice touch if it is.
I suspect it too, but the whole account seems way too genuine, so I guess we'll never know.

For context on prices regardless that huge tub of margarine alone is already 17$ right off the bat, so it really could have cost him this much.
 
This is all relying on the assumption that this story isn't made up by a trust-fund communist basement dweller like most similar stories on reddit are.
This story has a crazy amount of holes in it. Like is her husband not contributing or something? Why does an extra kid pop out of nowhere?

Redditors lie for updoots all the time though. Complaining about high healthcare bills in the US is your pathway to high karma. Yeah I work in the system I know it sucks but, uh, you didn't get charged $200k for a lap appy.
 
This story has a crazy amount of holes in it. Like is her husband not contributing or something? Why does an extra kid pop out of nowhere?
How shameful of her husband not to raise his wife's child. You'd think the boyfriend would be contributing though.
 
I’d really like to screen shot r/Kanye posts after Ye did an interview with Alex Jones on Infowars, but I know it will just be threats of people threatening to burn even more Yeezy sneakers and removing tattoos of his name on his body.
And for some reason, claiming that Ye lost his “blackness” because he doesn’t follow the narrative, while condescedingly claiming that he needs help and take his pills because he’s a schizo.
 
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