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So because I'm slow and gay at reading threads, I just now got to this post. I checked on this person to see if there are any other horrifying borderline-schizo posts and... *loud sigh* of course they post to r/teenagers. [A]


Random 14-year-old wants u/femboy-ethnostate's eggplant instead:


They claim to be "15" in a post that got removed, but is still viewable from their profile. Reveddit caught it.


As well as:


Kinda weird that they think you can restore the effects of a circumcision: [A]


The jokes truly write themselves:


Big brain Reddit moment: [Needs archived]


They never answered what the fuck they're talking about:


Gaiz, leftists are HATED:


Overall, quite a horrifying, yet average for Reddit, specimen. I hope they are not a real person because I have a hard time wrapping my head around a "15-year-old" being so coom addicted that they are into beastiality of all fucking things. Then again, they're a furry so I guess it's only 2 steps over when the community does a half-assed job of keeping NSFW away from kids. I have a feeling this person will troon out in a couple of years, given that the big thing troons tout is "body dysphoria." They already hate their tiny penis and I'm sure they will naturally attach lopping it off as the next step like furry = beastiality. I'm speculating on if this person is part of the groomed troon pipeline or not. What do you think, Farmers? Will this person make a seethe post in a couple years, crying about how their parents didn't let them troon when they were 12 and thus will never pass?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I'm speculating on if this person is part of the groomed troon pipeline or not.

i just naturally assume everyone on r/teenagers claiming to be 15 are really just 30 yr old groomers instead.

 

[Moguro Fukuzou]

Yikes, how is snitching this celebrated now?

I couldn't give a fuck if all gyms go under if it helps bring us back to "normal".

I highly doubt this person has ever even stepped into a gym so of course they don't care. One of the things I've found super amusing with all the Covid stuff is how you can see this weird sort of hatred for gyms from those that don't understand the importance of them anytime people complained about them having to close. Not only are gyms good at keeping you in shape and healthy physically, but it also does loads to improve your mental health. For many people going to the gym has been the one thing helping their mental state not completely spiral during the last couple years, yet you have these people that don't care or understand that.

That's not even talking about how places like reddit seem to have a strong hatred of gymbros, yet from everyone I've heard from they are some of the nicest most helpful people that'll gladly show new people the ropes. I've even heard of them telling people to fuck off and leave if they find them recording or making fun of overweight people trying to get fit at their gyms.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I highly doubt this person has ever even stepped into a gym so of course they don't care. One of the things I've found super amusing with all the Covid stuff is how you can see this weird sort of hatred for gyms from those that don't understand the importance of them anytime people complained about them having to close. Not only are gyms good at keeping you in shape and healthy physically, but it also does loads to improve your mental health. For many people going to the gym has been the one thing helping their mental state not completely spiral during the last couple years, yet you have these people that don't care or understand that.

That's not even talking about how places like reddit seem to have a strong hatred of gymbros, yet from everyone I've heard from they are some of the nicest most helpful people that'll gladly show new people the ropes. I've even heard of them telling people to fuck off and leave if they find them recording or making fun of overweight people trying to get fit at their gyms

Plebbit and UWU social media in general: "hey y'all, remember to take good care of your mental health, because taking care of yourself is sooo important"

Normal person: "Ok, like doing exercise and going out"

Plebbit and UWUs: "Eww no, thats fatphobia, i meant like buying succulents on amazon, eating ice cream without care and procrastinating from work when you have the feels"

I've even heard of them telling people to fuck off and leave if they find them recording or making fun of overweight people trying to get fit at their gyms.

generally this is true, people in gyms tend to be very understanding and helpful with newcomers. The only time i ever saw anyone jocking about another person in a gym setting was because the dude in particular had spent weeks using the machines wrong but refused anyone who kindly offered him help so he became a bit of a meme.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

I highly doubt this person has ever even stepped into a gym so of course they don't care. One of the things I've found super amusing with all the Covid stuff is how you can see this weird sort of hatred for gyms from those that don't understand the importance of them anytime people complained about them having to close. Not only are gyms good at keeping you in shape and healthy physically, but it also does loads to improve your mental health. For many people going to the gym has been the one thing helping their mental state not completely spiral during the last couple years, yet you have these people that don't care or understand that.

That's not even talking about how places like reddit seem to have a strong hatred of gymbros, yet from everyone I've heard from they are some of the nicest most helpful people that'll gladly show new people the ropes. I've even heard of them telling people to fuck off and leave if they find them recording or making fun of overweight people trying to get fit at their gyms.

The amount of people on reddit in particular who were saying "just go for a jog if exercise is so important to you", because that's totally the same as powerlifting and people can just switch disciplines overnight. These people obviously never lift a finger to the point where they can't imagine enjoying exercise, never mind it being important for their wellbeing.

 

[Willie Thrills]

I don't think the Yanks want what went down in the North. You where lucky if you just had to get stitches.

They genuinely don't, they seem to think civil conflict is "camping in the woods"

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

They genuinely don't, they seem to think civil conflict is "camping in the woods"

Aye, I don't think the Yanks have it in them to be as brutal as we are, there are fellas that had their faces peeled off and thrown in the city's river. American's have to train their soldiers in torture enhanced interrogation techniques, the average northerner can literally skin you alive persuade you at a flip of coin. Even our children know how to make a patrol bomb by the age of 11, and they love a good riot.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

i just naturally assume everyone on r/teenagers claiming to be 15 are really just 30 yr old groomers instead.

I remembered when Reddit hired the troon whos dad was a groomer , that was one of the main admins of r/teenagers and made other people like the dad as mods. It would not surprise me if most of the posts are bait to feed the mod's desires.

 

[chiobu]

The Herman Cain Awards sub's reaction to being reported on the media is hilarious:

MOTHERFUCKER UNLESS YOU WENT TO MED SCHOOL you don't get to HAVE an opinion YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID FUCK.

It's essentially victim blaming. The people who are tired of assholes spreading lies, misinformation and memes are fed up and mocking those people on the internet. And a lot of the media's response is "why aren't you fixing the problem?". I didn't realize the victims of a group doing something shitty was that they are required to fix it on behalf of those idiots.

They know it's bullshit, but they've reached the final stage of their denialist bullshit: blaming everyone else for their stupid, arrogant, contrarian, stubborn bullshit. It's killed (officially) almost 700,000 people in America. They know they're endangering people's lives. Everybody knows someone: an acquaintance, or coworker, or friend, or family member who has died of Covid. They know it's just a small inconvenience to be vaxxed and wear a mask in crowded rooms. This is the hill they literally want to die on because they've wrapped up too much of their identity in it.

I would add that this sub is filling a void that, in a healthy media landscape, would be filled by daily front-page stories documenting how specific individuals' consumption of disinformation killed them--and how their dissemination of it killed others. There are very rare instances in which politeness and decorum no longer are a good in themselves, but rather a harmful acquiescence to forces that endanger a society's survival. This is one of those times.

Yeah - how are there not hundreds of these stories every day? Filmmaker/Journalists… please work with hospitals and pay patients if you have to so you can get cameras into hospitals. The world is not seeing what’s really happening.

The sub will however provide a forever document for psychologists to study for many, many years to come.

Journalists who want a hot take: I know how these award winners feel about me. I voted for Obama, Clinton, and Biden. I live in a large coastal city with my Latino immigrant gay-married husband and neither of us has been to church in 30 years. I know they hate me and everything about me. They tell me every single day, repeatedly. I'm not cheering these deaths. But neither am I shedding any tears. And it's really hard not to fall into the mindset of thinking the world gets a little better with every one of them that croaks. How is the world not better off with one less hateful, bigoted, homophobic racist spewing their bile at everyone all the goddamn time?

r/HermanCainAward - A gentle reminder to any journalists who will/want to write about this sub: NONE OF US WANTS THIS SUB TO EXIST.

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[SneedEyeMitch]

The sub will however provide a forever document for psychologists to study for many, many years to come.

Buddy, you have no idea.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Aye, I don't think the Yanks have it in them to be as brutal as we are, there are fellas that had their faces peeled off and thrown in the city's river. American's have to train their soldiers in torture enhanced interrogation techniques, the average northerner can literally skin you alive persuade you at a flip of coin. Even our children know how to make a patrol bomb by the age of 11, and they love a good riot.

The majority of liberals and leftists have never experienced any sort of conflict or war. They also hate their parents and grandparents, so they refused to listen to grandad's stories of how the Vietcong made his POW buddies eat their own chopped off fingers.

Were actual physical war to break out in any of the West, these people would be fucking toast. The men would either be dead or slaves, and the women property or sex slaves.

Ironically, the ones on the left side of the spectrum most likely to survive would be the gangbangers who already live in urban shitholes. When you got bullets flying through the extremely cheap drywall of the projects on a nightly basis, a civil war is just one more way for you to get street cred and hoes.

 

[Willie Thrills]

Aye, I don't think the Yanks have it in them to be as brutal as we are, there are fellas that had their faces peeled off and thrown in the city's river. American's have to train their soldiers in torture enhanced interrogation techniques, the average northerner can literally skin you alive persuade you at a flip of coin. Even our children know how to make a patrol bomb by the age of 11, and they love a good riot.

I think they do, it's just that the fat LARPing fags online are not even remotely inclined towards that sort of violence. Chubbers can't even lift a paving slab without hiring Mexicans to do it for them, imagine these fat cunts trying to investigate something.

 

[Mr Snek]

Ironically, the ones on the left side of the spectrum most likely to survive would be the gangbangers who already live in urban shitholes. When you got bullets flying through the extremely cheap drywall of the projects on a nightly basis, a civil war is just more way for you to get street cred and hoes.

I've been saying this for years, even if they're not the smartest the black gangs do understand power and how hierarchies work and in the event of leftists forming a community of their own, they'd rule it within a matter of days. And after that city block claimed independence the other year, I think CHAZ was the name, I feel justified in that thinking.

 

[Squid Diddler]

Hilarious, someone's wife developed a White Saviour complex:

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Must be exhausting living like that..

An update was posted. The OP says his wife claimed to experience an extremely overt racist attack, and is now traumatized.

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Anyone else think this sounds extremely fake? If the wife has recently been unable to stop pointing out any and all imaginary racist incidents, why would she have kept the biggest and most egregious to herself for TWO YEARS? Yeah she says "oh I just wanted to protect you" but what if the husband got attacked later for the same reason? Also, if the kid was sleeping in the car/carseat, how the fuck did the teenager in the parking lot even notice what race a 1 year old was? A 1 year old is not likely to sleep through a shopping trip and being transferred into a car in the middle of the day unless they're extremely exhausted for some reason. If she didn't see the kids face, how did she know it was a teenager? This shit has more holes than a cheese grater.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

An update was posted. The OP says his wife claimed to experience an extremely overt racist attack, and is now traumatized.

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Anyone else think this sounds extremely fake? If the wife has recently been unable to stop pointing out any and all imaginary racist incidents, why would she have kept the biggest and most egregious to herself for TWO YEARS? Yeah she says "oh I just wanted to protect you" but what if the husband got attacked later for the same reason? Also, if the kid was sleeping in the car/carseat, how the fuck did the teenager in the parking lot even notice what race a 1 year old was? A 1 year old is not likely to sleep through a shopping trip and being transferred into a car in the middle of the day unless they're extremely exhausted for some reason. If she didn't see the kids face, how did she know it was a teenager? This shit has more holes than a cheese grater.

And who was this teenager who called her a traitor for having a hapa child? thats right, Albert Einstein.

Then everybody clapped

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

maybe it was a teenaper

also I've been avoiding the gym for a couple weeks after a road trip full of cheap motels got me out of the habit, definitely going today after the reddit/gym talk.

 

[AnOminous]

I've even heard of them telling people to fuck off and leave if they find them recording or making fun of overweight people trying to get fit at their gyms.

This is actually how Milo Yomamabopolos pissed off gymbros, by doing exactly that. He was trying to slither his way into their confidence.

I've been saying this for years, even if they're not the smartest the black gangs do understand power and how hierarchies work and in the event of leftists forming a community of their own, they'd rule it within a matter of days. And after that city block claimed independence the other year, I think CHAZ was the name, I feel justified in that thinking.

They also have a sharp eye for weakness and aren't afraid to exert dominance.

 

[DumbDude42]

An update was posted. The OP says his wife claimed to experience an extremely overt racist attack, and is now traumatized.

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Anyone else think this sounds extremely fake? If the wife has recently been unable to stop pointing out any and all imaginary racist incidents, why would she have kept the biggest and most egregious to herself for TWO YEARS? Yeah she says "oh I just wanted to protect you" but what if the husband got attacked later for the same reason? Also, if the kid was sleeping in the car/carseat, how the fuck did the teenager in the parking lot even notice what race a 1 year old was? A 1 year old is not likely to sleep through a shopping trip and being transferred into a car in the middle of the day unless they're extremely exhausted for some reason. If she didn't see the kids face, how did she know it was a teenager? This shit has more holes than a cheese grater.

this would be a far-fetched story even if it was a mulatto child we're talking about here, and with a half asian kid it's even more outlandish, for two reasons:
first, racism against asians is extremely uncommon among whites. virtually all of it is directed at niggers, jews, muslims, and various third worlders (in descending order of importance)
second, distinguishing a half white half asian toddler from a regular white toddler is quite a feat, they look extremely similar. this sometimes persists all the way into adulthood, even king hapa himself (elliot rodger) would be seen as a regular white guy by looks alone, if he hadn't broadcast his hapa heritage everywhere barely anybody would have known. i don't believe random teenagers who saw that kid sleeping inside the car would even recognize it as hapa.

tl;dr story is fake, wife made it up to retroactively justify herself

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

The sub will however provide a forever document for psychologists to study for many, many years to come.

Lmao no, the subreddit will be suspended/banned and you won't ever be able to see a single post from them again.

Maybe I'll go on The_Donald to see what posts got them banned? Oh wait, I can't.

 

[Antichamber]

I highly doubt this person has ever even stepped into a gym so of course they don't care. One of the things I've found super amusing with all the Covid stuff is how you can see this weird sort of hatred for gyms from those that don't understand the importance of them anytime people complained about them having to close. Not only are gyms good at keeping you in shape and healthy physically, but it also does loads to improve your mental health. For many people going to the gym has been the one thing helping their mental state not completely spiral during the last couple years, yet you have these people that don't care or understand that.

That's not even talking about how places like reddit seem to have a strong hatred of gymbros, yet from everyone I've heard from they are some of the nicest most helpful people that'll gladly show new people the ropes. I've even heard of them telling people to fuck off and leave if they find them recording or making fun of overweight people trying to get fit at their gyms.

When Reddit watches movie they identify with the Jewish writer's self insert. They're losers who will never get the girl and they know it. They're angry at gym people because they're trying to improve themselves which makes Reddit piss it's self in rage.

Gyms aren't utopias you make them out to be either. Go outside and use the real world for exercise instead of a playground for adults. Gyms are full of attention seeking whores, asshole wannabe chads and every kind of dickhead the world has to offer. Exercise helps your mental state, but so does not living in a grey hellhole where you have to step on a machine to go for a walk. Get some fresh air, touch grass and see a tree.