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[Agarathium1066]

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Remember that no matter how low you are in life you are not the motherfucker 'celebrating' Valentines with a pokemon card and body pillow by eating cafeteria food then going to see Sonic the Hedgehog.

 

[Make America Dumb Again]

Remember that no matter how low you are in life you are not the motherfucker 'celebrating' Valentines with a pokemon card and body pillow by eating cafeteria food then going to see Sonic the Hedgehog.

Let’s just hope that he’s just joking, because his dignity will never be the same after this

 

[El Atrocidad]

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I'm pretty sure this is Mushkinpuff aka Trevor Pascarelli. Dude was discussed a bit in the Waifu culture thread a year or so ago.
Marnie is far from the only fictional character he has pretended to be in a relationship with by the way, and judging from his socials he trooned out too, so sadly he hasn't improved much since: https://twitter.com/mushkinpuff https://www.reddit.com/user/MushKinPuff/

>He still gets roasted for that time he brought his waifu pillow to the cinema

 

[Caligura]

This is the greatest r/politicalhumor post of all time.

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Phew, Hawaii isn't on the map. We're now back to being kangz n shiet.

 

[Crex Crex]

every regional reddit community is filled with commie faggots, pick any country and outside rare exceptions is all a bunch of faggy fifth columnists, like they are the only segment on any society that would invest time in reddit. And is always like that, there could be sicario killings three blocks away from them and they'd be more worried about complaining about ableism and trans inclusivity because they only parrot whatever american plebbit is sperging about.

R/Italy is probably the most rampantly communist community on reddit, second only to dedicated commie subs. Italian leftists still mooch off the legacy of the PCI (Italian communist party), so it's basically guaranteed that an Italian community on a leftist website will be full of tankoids. The only redeeming quality of Italian reddit is that at least they're not as caught up in identity politics and woke bullshit as the rest of plebbit.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

r/PublicFreakout - Hotel manager teaches kids a lesson after disrespecting employees

77,752 votes and 5,756 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

This subreddit's all about justice boners, but I swear 90% of the comments here are idiots jacking themselves off raw over some old nigger in full chimp-out mode:



A sample of the only sane comments I could find:

 

[AnOminous]

Marnie is far from the only fictional character he has pretended to be in a relationship with by the way, and judging from his socials he trooned out too, so sadly he hasn't improved much since:

Cheat on your waifu? She'll take your laifu with a knaifu.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This is the greatest r/politicalhumor post of all time.

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What I like about this nearly twenty old meme is how nobody consults the Canadians who would probably want to send Alberta and Saskatchewan to Jesusland in the deal.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

What I like about this nearly twenty old meme is how nobody consults the Canadians who would probably want to send Alberta and Saskatchewan to Jesusland in the deal.

So Jesusland has all the oil, farm land, ICBMs, and most of the largest military bases. United States of Canada has what? Californian avocado farms and Oregonian pot farms?

 

[Never Scored]

So Jesusland has all the oil, farm land, ICBMs, and most of the largest military bases. United States of Canada has what? Californian avocado farms and Oregonian pot farms?

Muslims.

 

[TVStactic]

Remember that no matter how low you are in life you are not the motherfucker 'celebrating' Valentines with a pokemon card and body pillow by eating cafeteria food then going to see Sonic the Hedgehog.

Ay, the movie was okay dude.
come on!

I'm pretty sure this is Mushkinpuff aka Trevor Pascarelli. Dude was discussed a bit in the Waifu culture thread a year or so ago.
Marnie is far from the only fictional character he has pretended to be in a relationship with by the way, and judging from his socials he trooned out too, so sadly he hasn't improved much since: https://twitter.com/mushkinpuff https://www.reddit.com/user/MushKinPuff/

>He still gets roasted for that time he brought his waifu pillow to the cinema

>trooned out
why am i not suprised?
feels like you are doing a bingo or a checklist of sorts about young dementia.

A sample of the only sane comments I could find:

>reddit worships black people
well since redditorians are mostly american...

 

[mdrop22]

An r/BreakingMom story in two parts:

TL;DR: I'm leaving the father of my child, hooray! He begged for me back and I told him no! Haha!


TL;DR: I was assaulted on my first day of vacation because I tried to hook up with some random guy I used to know immediately after leaving my husband! Oh no "bromos", how could this happen to me?

For the love of God just figure it out with your husband/boyfriends if you have kids. Especially if you're as bad at judging character as this female redditor. Also having a first date inside the man's apartment is the dumbest thing I ever heard. I bet this lady would go hiking on a first date too

 

[Baloney Face]

Remember that no matter how low you are in life you are not the motherfucker 'celebrating' Valentines with a pokemon card and body pillow by eating cafeteria food then going to see Sonic the Hedgehog.

I say it's some guy doing shtick, and no way to know anything about how he really lives.
OTOH, he does own an anime pillow.

 

[moocow]

PSA: Women will be striking I think

Didn't people like this try to "cancel" someone a few years ago for reacting to another women's strike by saying "at last, the office will be quiet and productive for a day" or something to that effect? I can't imagine whatever strike this group proposes is going to inconvenience anyone in the slightest.

More drama on /r/psychotherapy, the sub for mental health professionals. They're in the process of going private, now it looks more urgent given this new twitter account that is trying to dox the posters.

What does "in the process of going private" mean? (not aimed at you, but at redditors who use this language)

To "go private," you go (as a moderator with adequate access permissions) to the subreddit's settings page, click the little checkmark that says "private," and click "Save" at the bottom of the page. There is no "process" to "be in."

What's so fucking hard about that that people routinely act as if switching a sub to private mode is some gargantuan task that takes weeks of careful planning?

It's similarly infuriating every time some random shithead mod yells at/about the admins for "not providing tools" for this and that. What tools? What, specifically, do people complaining about that actually want? Nobody has ever adequately answered that question. It's like most of them don't even actually know what they want that's currently missing, but they just want to bitch that the admins haven't given them anything shiny and new to play with for awhile (i.e. "what have you done for me lately?"). The few attempts I've ever seen to actually answer that question always yield the same scary answer: they basically want more ways to automate suppression of wrongthink.

I guess some of the recent developments in the medical field where vaccines that have more net negatives than positives are recommended across the board makes me a little more skeptical as a whole.

One politically-driven fuckup doesn't ruin a scientific discipline. Penicillin didn't stop working because various Shaolin Shakes vaccines, all rushed out the door prematurely, have hurt people.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Remember that no matter how low you are in life you are not the motherfucker 'celebrating' Valentines with a pokemon card and body pillow by eating cafeteria food then going to see Sonic the Hedgehog.

And you forgot best part posting yourself on the internet doing it.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Phew, Hawaii isn't on the map. We're now back to being kangz n shiet.

So Hawai'i becomes the Hawaiian Kingdom again? Is anyone from the official dynasty even alive at this point?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So Hawai'i becomes the Hawaiian Kingdom again? Is anyone from the official dynasty even alive at this point?

Yes, and there are several people who call themselves claimants.

It's a bit like the French royal family - the family's still around, and they do claim the throne, but monarchist organisations like Action française don't have that much support and not many people care about the royal family.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

R/Italy is probably the most rampantly communist community on reddit, second only to dedicated commie subs. Italian leftists still mooch off the legacy of the PCI (Italian communist party), so it's basically guaranteed that an Italian community on a leftist website will be full of tankoids. The only redeeming quality of Italian reddit is that at least they're not as caught up in identity politics and woke bullshit as the rest of plebbit.

i bet they are still crying over Passolini or any of the other degenerate pedo scholars that popped up during those decades. I believe only the french had a more insane left wing thank Italy.

So Hawai'i becomes the Hawaiian Kingdom again? Is anyone from the official dynasty even alive at this point?

Reject modernity, embrace Ooga Booga

 

[Fetish Roulette]

This is the greatest r/politicalhumor post of all time.

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Why does this guy want Manitoba, Alberta, and Saskatchewan? It seems like they'd fit in better with "Jesusland." Also, I'm not sure PA and WI would be as good for liberaltopia as they're made out here to be either.