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The tranny flag keeps expanding and taking over territory. The UK flag keeps having to move itself because it was unfortunately neighboring it.
Do they realize this video makes them look parasitic instead of "thriving and flourishing?" Sort-of apt, when you think about it.
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u/Chtorrr (Cassidy Good) apparently banned a sub called r/HaveMoreChildren. According to the mod, who she shadowbanned, it was just a bunch of articles about birth rates. Wasn't even a race thing about having more white children.
I guess losers who are bound to die alone - because cats and plants don't count - would want everyone else to be as miserable as they are.
I guess losers who are bound to die alone - because cats and plants don't count - would want everyone else to be as miserable as they are.
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I was wondering if this would make it's way over here, but have been too busy to write something up. Kodemage is a colossal faggot, you can find posts on /r/freemagic going back years talking about him. All the typical janny stuff; powertripping over pointless rules, sperging over proxies, story as old as time.
For those out of the know, the only people who sperg out about proxies (which Wizards of the Coast even is okay with for personal/non-commercial purposes) are people with expensive collections of cardboard who fear proxies devaluing their precious paper shards.
Oh, and he smells bad:
The full image is even better btw:
Someone made some great copypasta about him. Long AF but great read :
Part 1
"Credit card!" yelled ubernostrum as he ran his oversized commander card through kodemage's equally oversized asscheeks.
It was humiliating but felt good enough that he never complained too much about it. These were changing days and he needed to learn to be comfortable with every part of his body. After selling his collection of Shadowborn Apostles he nearly had enough money to pay for his gender reassignment surgery. He would have had enough if his stupid mother didn't take away his allowance. Her reasoning was that now that kodemage was a big girl that xir could start to take care of xirself. Kodemage liked the idea of new independence so xir begrudgingly agreed to fund the procedure himself.
"Just a couple hundred dollars more and I'll be ready." Xir thought about selling the new EDH deck that he just completed but that deck represented xir new tranny lifestyle. It was a transform/double faced deck which featured cards that couldn't be defined by binary terms. For some reason xir felt that a sacrifice theme would work well for the Tranny deck but couldn't explain why. Anyway xir needed some cash and the local LGS was the perfect place to find some new Johns with fat wallets.
It would be between rounds of Friday's FNM when the stage would be set. An expertly crafted gloryhole had been carved over the past week in the restroom, covered by Wotc's forced diversity flyers. Now to find some customers...
Kodemage shyly walked over to the EDH table where the freemagic mods were sperging over triggers and whether to ban the best members. Xir hated their alt-right leaning and how they mocked xir on the daily. But push aside xir ego and focus on the funding. Once xir was complete then a new life could begin.
"Hey BracerFag! The women of this local LGS are happy that you are too much of an incel to bother them. You probably couldn't even pleasure a woman with that tiny little [[Isochron Scepter]] in those jeans." Kodemage set out the bait and hoped that BracerCrane would be hooked...
"Fuck you Kodecuck! I've been compared to [[Traxos]] on more than one occasion." BracerCrane gloated with a cocky smile and a glance that held for seconds too long. Yes.
"I gotta use the little xir's room. You better wait until I'm finished since last time your McShit's smell nearly choked me to death." Kodemage made sure to swag xir's hips as he waddled to the restroom. Moments after sitting down in the stall did the entrance door to the restroom swing open and the adjacent stall became occupied.
Even through the gloryhold Kodemage knew it was him. The crust and bile that caked the member was signature of that mod. It was disgusting but made it even hotter.
"Hurry the fuck up fag! I passed my turn with mana up for counters. They will be waiting for me" whispered BracerCrane.
Tears ran down xir's cheeks and the salt added just the right flavor to make this qualify as fine dining. Kodemage became to hum his favorite tune, "Material Girl" The rhythm of which sent a sensation through BracerCrane's body and made him finish in seconds. "Seems my stamina has improved since last time. See you later stupid <3" BracerCrane said as he threw a twenty over the stall door and proudly walked back into the game room.
Kodemage licked his lips with a smile from ear to ear. He knew that once his transformation was complete that she would be the girl she was always meant to be. The door swung open again and xir knew that this would be a long and wonderful night.
It was humiliating but felt good enough that he never complained too much about it. These were changing days and he needed to learn to be comfortable with every part of his body. After selling his collection of Shadowborn Apostles he nearly had enough money to pay for his gender reassignment surgery. He would have had enough if his stupid mother didn't take away his allowance. Her reasoning was that now that kodemage was a big girl that xir could start to take care of xirself. Kodemage liked the idea of new independence so xir begrudgingly agreed to fund the procedure himself.
"Just a couple hundred dollars more and I'll be ready." Xir thought about selling the new EDH deck that he just completed but that deck represented xir new tranny lifestyle. It was a transform/double faced deck which featured cards that couldn't be defined by binary terms. For some reason xir felt that a sacrifice theme would work well for the Tranny deck but couldn't explain why. Anyway xir needed some cash and the local LGS was the perfect place to find some new Johns with fat wallets.
It would be between rounds of Friday's FNM when the stage would be set. An expertly crafted gloryhole had been carved over the past week in the restroom, covered by Wotc's forced diversity flyers. Now to find some customers...
Kodemage shyly walked over to the EDH table where the freemagic mods were sperging over triggers and whether to ban the best members. Xir hated their alt-right leaning and how they mocked xir on the daily. But push aside xir ego and focus on the funding. Once xir was complete then a new life could begin.
"Hey BracerFag! The women of this local LGS are happy that you are too much of an incel to bother them. You probably couldn't even pleasure a woman with that tiny little [[Isochron Scepter]] in those jeans." Kodemage set out the bait and hoped that BracerCrane would be hooked...
"Fuck you Kodecuck! I've been compared to [[Traxos]] on more than one occasion." BracerCrane gloated with a cocky smile and a glance that held for seconds too long. Yes.
"I gotta use the little xir's room. You better wait until I'm finished since last time your McShit's smell nearly choked me to death." Kodemage made sure to swag xir's hips as he waddled to the restroom. Moments after sitting down in the stall did the entrance door to the restroom swing open and the adjacent stall became occupied.
Even through the gloryhold Kodemage knew it was him. The crust and bile that caked the member was signature of that mod. It was disgusting but made it even hotter.
"Hurry the fuck up fag! I passed my turn with mana up for counters. They will be waiting for me" whispered BracerCrane.
Tears ran down xir's cheeks and the salt added just the right flavor to make this qualify as fine dining. Kodemage became to hum his favorite tune, "Material Girl" The rhythm of which sent a sensation through BracerCrane's body and made him finish in seconds. "Seems my stamina has improved since last time. See you later stupid <3" BracerCrane said as he threw a twenty over the stall door and proudly walked back into the game room.
Kodemage licked his lips with a smile from ear to ear. He knew that once his transformation was complete that she would be the girl she was always meant to be. The door swung open again and xir knew that this would be a long and wonderful night.
Part 2
Xir was complete. The tranny operation went off without a hitch and Kodemage could finally walk again after the post-surgery recovery. But xir’s new life wasn’t all roses and wine because misogynists took every opportunity to harass and demean him whenever possible. Just yesterday xir was nearly sent to jail for the crime of using a public restroom. Some woman-hating mother complained to the police about Kodemage talking to her young daughter while taking a shit. Xir was going to be locked up for months until the judge decided to lower the sentence to mandatory psychological counseling. Kodemage couldn’t forgive such a transphobic display from the judge but at least xir could attend FNM.
She would be the first female to attend an FNM at his local LGS and with a little bit of luck – the first female champion. Xir was so giddy walking into the store that he had a shocking realization – he forgot his vaginal dilator (don’t google that!)!!! She already needed to go to the hospital twice when the gaping wound closed up again and a third time certainly wouldn’t be a charm. Missing FNM wasn’t an option. Think think. Ah! Kodemage glanced at his double sleeved standard deck. Those Dragon Shields took more than enough Mountain Dew soakings to prove their worth…Kodemage went straight to the restroom and 75 cards became tonight’s emergency dilator. Rounds were called moments later.
Fussomoro was xir’s first opponent. That bigot would be a fitting victim for the first female FNM champion. Kodemage pulled 60 cards out of his gaping wound and presented the deck for a cut. The smell of the bile and pus coating the deck overpowered even the stench of the LGS. Fussomoro nearly vomited up his chicken tendie dinner and yelled for the judge. Ubernostrum approached the table and sniffed the air, becoming visibly erect. “I can’t breathe! Kodemage smells even worse than usual!” Fussomoro cried out. Ubernostrum gave a stern reply fitting on a judge “For the crime of cyber bullying you are DCI banned from any future events from the store.” Minutes later Fussomoro found that his Reddit, Twitter, and BLACKED accounts were all suspended. 1-0 Kodemage
Kodemage sat down across from CucksPlayDota for the round 2. The autism of this opponent would make for a difficult match. As this FNM was BO1 everyone was playing Esper Control meaning that xir’s 4 Mastermind’s Acquisitions would be the key to victory. It would be turn 27 when the pivotal play would be made – a Mastermind’s Acquisition for Sanguine Sacrament for the life gain victory. She cast the spell - digging into her vagina for her sideboard and the one card that would decide the match. “JUDGE” squealed Cucks. “His cards are all marked! The lands are covered in blood, instants in pus and sorceries in bile!” Ubernostrum gave a brief smile as he mouthed the words ‘his’. “Did you just misgender your opponent? The cops are already on their way. #byefelicia.” 2-0 Kodemage
Mary Louke couldn’t stand that Kodemage was getting the attention that she deserved. Even her yoga pants failed to draw the attention of the crowds gathering around Kodemage but she knew what to do. ”Gauntlet_of_might was sending me dick pics! Someone help!” Alas everyone knew that with today’s limitations in phone camera technology that such magnification was impossible and ignored her accusation. She would later go on to write an award winning Kotaku post based off of her bravery in the face of the night’s events.
Kodemage’s arduous journey to the finals of FNM couldn’t be understated. Tonight, FNM, next week, Pro Tour? The next opponent sat down across from xir. Brown stains were crusted around his smiling mouth – the GuyWhoPostsAboutRimming. Perhaps it was how he licked his lips, the musky scent flowing through the LGS, or the excitement of competition that left Kodemage hornier than xir had ever been in his past life as a dude. Xir made eye contact with RimGuy and knew the feeling was mutual. They knew that the womyn’s restroom would be empty and the Esper mirror matches would go on for at least another hour. Giggling like the school girl xir always wanted to be, the two of them snuck off into the restroom and locked the door. Kodemage left a snail like slime trail as the only clue to the mischief that was about to proceed. 3-0 Kodemage
She would be the first female to attend an FNM at his local LGS and with a little bit of luck – the first female champion. Xir was so giddy walking into the store that he had a shocking realization – he forgot his vaginal dilator (don’t google that!)!!! She already needed to go to the hospital twice when the gaping wound closed up again and a third time certainly wouldn’t be a charm. Missing FNM wasn’t an option. Think think. Ah! Kodemage glanced at his double sleeved standard deck. Those Dragon Shields took more than enough Mountain Dew soakings to prove their worth…Kodemage went straight to the restroom and 75 cards became tonight’s emergency dilator. Rounds were called moments later.
Fussomoro was xir’s first opponent. That bigot would be a fitting victim for the first female FNM champion. Kodemage pulled 60 cards out of his gaping wound and presented the deck for a cut. The smell of the bile and pus coating the deck overpowered even the stench of the LGS. Fussomoro nearly vomited up his chicken tendie dinner and yelled for the judge. Ubernostrum approached the table and sniffed the air, becoming visibly erect. “I can’t breathe! Kodemage smells even worse than usual!” Fussomoro cried out. Ubernostrum gave a stern reply fitting on a judge “For the crime of cyber bullying you are DCI banned from any future events from the store.” Minutes later Fussomoro found that his Reddit, Twitter, and BLACKED accounts were all suspended. 1-0 Kodemage
Kodemage sat down across from CucksPlayDota for the round 2. The autism of this opponent would make for a difficult match. As this FNM was BO1 everyone was playing Esper Control meaning that xir’s 4 Mastermind’s Acquisitions would be the key to victory. It would be turn 27 when the pivotal play would be made – a Mastermind’s Acquisition for Sanguine Sacrament for the life gain victory. She cast the spell - digging into her vagina for her sideboard and the one card that would decide the match. “JUDGE” squealed Cucks. “His cards are all marked! The lands are covered in blood, instants in pus and sorceries in bile!” Ubernostrum gave a brief smile as he mouthed the words ‘his’. “Did you just misgender your opponent? The cops are already on their way. #byefelicia.” 2-0 Kodemage
Mary Louke couldn’t stand that Kodemage was getting the attention that she deserved. Even her yoga pants failed to draw the attention of the crowds gathering around Kodemage but she knew what to do. ”Gauntlet_of_might was sending me dick pics! Someone help!” Alas everyone knew that with today’s limitations in phone camera technology that such magnification was impossible and ignored her accusation. She would later go on to write an award winning Kotaku post based off of her bravery in the face of the night’s events.
Kodemage’s arduous journey to the finals of FNM couldn’t be understated. Tonight, FNM, next week, Pro Tour? The next opponent sat down across from xir. Brown stains were crusted around his smiling mouth – the GuyWhoPostsAboutRimming. Perhaps it was how he licked his lips, the musky scent flowing through the LGS, or the excitement of competition that left Kodemage hornier than xir had ever been in his past life as a dude. Xir made eye contact with RimGuy and knew the feeling was mutual. They knew that the womyn’s restroom would be empty and the Esper mirror matches would go on for at least another hour. Giggling like the school girl xir always wanted to be, the two of them snuck off into the restroom and locked the door. Kodemage left a snail like slime trail as the only clue to the mischief that was about to proceed. 3-0 Kodemage
ks99
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This is incredible. Unlike le epic frogface, you can barely find anything about this cat being used be friggin NAHTZEES on Google. I suppose it's only a matter of time. Marsey Reichskriegsflagge wann?? LOS!! MACH SCHNELL!It's still on that tranny lover's user profile page, which means that his comment got jannied lmfao
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Marsey was remade, dumbass chtorrr really brought it upon herself
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Ah yes, the tranny flag, ever expanding and wasting everyone's space and time.
Just like in real life.
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He was trying to create a flaming meteor, that would move diagonally down and crash into the bronies' area, and leave a crater. It started out OK, then chat moved too fast and it started to look like a flaming turd.
When it got to the destination, xQc was trying to draw a picture of a crater, but he was too slow.... and you should really watch the results for yourself, lol.
"Meteor" starts at 3:13:50, the inevitable conclusion at 3:27:30. Someone made a timelapse but I can't find it.
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Well, consider my shock as a reddit admin power trips and ruins yet again what was once a fun idea and time.
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Pretty much every sub like this is this way. You can have the most dye in the wool republican town in Bumfuck Nowhere, USA and the subreddit will be a few dozen trannies jerking each other off over how bigoted the town is. Case in point, last year a local politician in my area was buying billboard space for Biden ads. I checked the subreddit that corresponds with my area and it was full of a few dozen retards calling him a Nazi. I'm sure r/Hungary is just as bad.
So nationalism is bad unless sit is gay pixel art or screaming Glory to Ukraine in every post?
Considering terminal onlineness is especially prevalent among Reddit trannies it is most likely the later.
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The only flag constantly being attacked in that is the US flag.
The first time this happened was when T_D was around, without it there's no one trying to keep it up.
Very obvious to see the botting, too. Completely inorganic.
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The nostalgia goggles for the original are somewhat misplaced (no pun intended). If I remember correctly, people were complaining at the time about how that one started off chaotic and spontaneous, but soon degraded into people drawing corporate logos and using scripts. What's old will become new again. Moderation shenanigans aside, most of what you criticise about the new one also applies to the old. But maybe that was your point?
(And I say this as someone who owns a framed print of the original Place.)
MetalParakeet
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It's really amazing how they can't see what they're doing.
They have the same general shit scattered all over the map and they just keep expanding and expanding, taking over other people's work. But the moment someone changes a single pixel on theirs, they lose their shit.
The subs are filled with suggestions on adding this or that, or "taking over" some "transphobic" countries flag.
If they could, they'd make the whole project just one big trans art project. They're narcissistic as fuck
ks99
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>it's been over 10 years
What the fuck
TheTrumanShow
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Based Mexicans, also have a based president.
CATS! I KNEW YOU WERE BEHIND THIS.
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Most communities are botting on there tbh.
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They put so much shit on their flag you can hardly tell what it is anymore.
Yes, troons, we know you like autistic consumer crap. We knew that even without you telling us.Now they're fighting a losing battle to keep the BLM fist on the flag, probably against actual black people who want nothing to do with them.
edit:
The American flag was moved to the lower right corner and is currently well defended.
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Seethes over reddit jannies removing anime coomer pedo bait, yet holds himself above "consumer culture".
Average Farms user summed up in one post.
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Are you implying is bad to denounced pedophiles and things that promote pedophilia?