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[Untrue and Dishonest]

Spoiler: Extremely haram

Reddit has introduced me to a drug called "jenkem", which is, I'm not fucking kidding, people fermenting their shit and huffing it in an attempt to get high. Might do a thread on this community actually. For now enjoy the user who mixed it with lean and called it "pouring a brown cup":


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[l2l4l]

Spoiler: Extremely haram

Reddit has introduced me to a drug called "jenkem", which is, I'm not fucking kidding, people fermenting their shit and huffing it in an attempt to get high. Might do a thread on this community actually. For now enjoy the user who mixed it with lean and called it "pouring a brown cup":

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That's a hoax from the 90s.

 

[BubbleButt]

That's a hoax from the 90s.

Learning that was a sad day for me. Jenkem as a concept is fucking hysterical.

 

[DumbDude42]

That's a hoax from the 90s.

nah it's real, dirt poor niggers in africa use it to get high when they can't afford glue to sniff

Jenkem - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

the hoax part is when like 15 years ago people made memes about it in america and a couple boomers started freaking out about fake stories of high school kids sniffing shit lol

 

[ForTheHoard]

nah it's real, dirt poor niggers in africa use it to get high when they can't afford glue to sniff

Jenkem - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

the hoax part is when like 15 years ago people made memes about it in america and a couple boomers started freaking out about fake stories of high school kids sniffing shit lol

It was the Oprah effect.

1- Adults make up a heinous act attributed to children
2- Oprah tells a couple million mothers what their kids are apparently doing
3- Kids hear about the thing for the first time when their parents sit down to talk to them about it
4- Kid starts doing the thing

"Rainbow parties" were what my age group got hit with. Multiple girls wearing different colored lipsticks would all suck the same guy's dick and make a rainbow pattern on it. As much as we wanted it to be true, it never happened.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

"But I have no idea how this will be received"

In non-clown world? "lol stfu whore"

On Reddit? A bunch of fat shut-ins with BO telling you you're brave and that people should respect women (even when they're literal whores).

"If I went up to a guy in a cop's uniform and said 'Officer I need help!' and he goes 'I'm not a cop! How dare you judge me and assume I am, just cuz I'm wearing this!' I would think him crazy. So ladies, you say you're not a whore, but you are wearing a whore's uniform." - Dave Chappelle

 

[Crex Crex]

I know it's 100% my fault for even visiting that subreddit but...
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Whore is upset people are using age-old, non-offensive terms such as 'prostitute' or 'hooker' in their stupid-ass fanfictions and wants to 'educate' them.

But wait, there's more:
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If God had given me the superpower to execute people through the sheer power of my mind, this would be one of the times I'd make use of it.

Whores should be shot on sight.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

the hoax part is when like 15 years ago people made memes about it in america and a couple boomers started freaking out about fake stories of high school kids sniffing shit lol

Yeah I'm pretty sure that poster is from /r/prisonhooch and is just doing an apple juice ferment. All of the solids are suspended because the yeast is active. Haha it looks like poop.

Kids do huff the hydrogen sulfide from open pit toilets in Africa though. I strongly doubt that's how the Jenkem insanity got started though because that's sort of a deep cut about global public health knowledge (they fall in sometimes and meet a shitty end.)

 

[Make America Dumb Again]

A Kiryu Kazuma cosplayer was recently outed as a pedophile. He's gotten banned from the Yakuza subreddit and possibly any other popular Yakuza related groups. Here's some screenshots.
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Notice him, Sega-senpai!
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Please believe him, Kashiwagi! He totally didn't creep on 11 year old girls. Also, why are 11 year olds playing a serious crime drama aimed at adults?
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Here's the spergy pedo trying to look like a cool middle aged man.
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I will condone him if he can sing “Baka Mitai.”

 

[Torque Wheeler]

It was the Oprah effect.

1- Adults make up a heinous act attributed to children
2- Oprah tells a couple million mothers what their kids are apparently doing
3- Kids hear about the thing for the first time when their parents sit down to talk to them about it
4- Kid starts doing the thing

"Rainbow parties" were what my age group got hit with. Multiple girls wearing different colored lipsticks would all suck the same guy's dick and make a rainbow pattern on it. As much as we wanted it to be true, it never happened.

if only...

 

[YourFriendlyLurker]

I know it's 100% my fault for even visiting that subreddit but...
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Whore is upset people are using age-old, non-offensive terms such as 'prostitute' or 'hooker' in their stupid-ass fanfictions and wants to 'educate' them.

But wait, there's more:
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If God had given me the superpower to execute people through the sheer power of my mind, this would be one of the times I'd make use of it.

Ah, it must be /fanfiction lol. It saw a rapid growth in subscribers recently so there is a huge lolcow potential now.

 

[Cybertonia]

the hoax part is when like 15 years ago people made memes about it in america and a couple boomers started freaking out about fake stories of high school kids sniffing shit lol

I wonder what ever happened to pickwick. Did he just end up turning out to be a completely normal anonymous adult or did he become some kind of proto-lolcow that was never documented?

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Or he ODed on jenk like a fuckin champ and now lives permanently in the spirit ancestor realm

 

[Monkey Pink]

Reddit atheists in a nutshell:

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Spoiler: Extremely haram

Reddit has introduced me to a drug called "jenkem", which is, I'm not fucking kidding, people fermenting their shit and huffing it in an attempt to get high. Might do a thread on this community actually. For now enjoy the user who mixed it with lean and called it "pouring a brown cup":

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The Crackhead Clubhouse on SomethingAwful was in on the Jenkem craze when it first started up. That seems like a million years ago.

It was started by poor kids in Africa that had no money for anything so they would huff their own shit out of a bottle to forget their troubles.

 

[ProtoParrot]

Finally found something abhorrent enough to post from /r/deuxmoi.

"i don't see it as a big deal the fact that [Cardi B] used to drug men and steal their money, if she drugged them and slept with them, would i have a problem? Yes absolutely because that would be sexual assault..."


Just found it recently due to the whole depp/heard lawsuit and holy Lord it is quite possibly the most delusional group of retards I've ever seen in my life. It's genuinely hard to believe a group of people actually hold the opinions they do, it's a hoot.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I accidently went to front page while signed out of my account and Jesus tap dancing christ it was awful, pray for me bros

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

"If I went up to a guy in a cop's uniform and said 'Officer I need help!' and he goes 'I'm not a cop! How dare you judge me and assume I am, just cuz I'm wearing this!' I would think him crazy. So ladies, you say you're not a whore, but you are wearing a whore's uniform." - Dave Chappelle

There is HARDLY a moment where Chapelle isn't 100% accurate.

 

[Donovan the Man]

It was the Oprah effect.

1- Adults make up a heinous act attributed to children
2- Oprah tells a couple million mothers what their kids are apparently doing
3- Kids hear about the thing for the first time when their parents sit down to talk to them about it
4- Kid starts doing the thing

"Rainbow parties" were what my age group got hit with. Multiple girls wearing different colored lipsticks would all suck the same guy's dick and make a rainbow pattern on it. As much as we wanted it to be true, it never happened.

Live strong bracelets got banned from my school because our boomer parents thought the different colors were a sex menu. You couldn’t be cool in 2004 if you didn’t have rubber bracelets.

 

[Skitarii]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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Must be a broken clock is right twice a day-thing whenever a post like this shows up on Reddit