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l2l4l said:
That's a hoax from the 90s.
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BubbleButt said:
Learning that was a sad day for me. Jenkem as a concept is fucking hysterical.
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DumbDude42 said:
nah it's real, dirt poor niggers in africa use it to get high when they can't afford glue to sniff
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A poster on the antiquated and long-euthanized internet 1.0 forum TOTSE made a jenkem bottle and claimed to huff it, or at least said he did and posted pictures of something that looked like one, and this is what kicked off the meme in America, making it to the news and causing suburban cattle to hyperventilate.
 
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Monkey Pink said:
Reddit atheists in a nutshell:
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The parents of those kids would suffer the same regardless of their belief in the afterlife, and debates about the existence of heaven have nothing to do with tragedies like this. Atheism means not caring about religion, yet these people are as obsessed with injecting it into everything as the fundamental christians they hate so much
 
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ForTheHoard said:
"Rainbow parties" were what my age group got hit with. Multiple girls wearing different colored lipsticks would all suck the same guy's dick and make a rainbow pattern on it. As much as we wanted it to be true, it never happened.
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I love how many forms the "rainbow parties" meme has taken. I remember two earlier variations than the one you mentioned (I heard the oral sex one too and laughed my ass off at the conspiratard "experts" getting themselves worked up into a panic over it, all the while trying not to say the word "blowjob" on TV news). The little jelly bracelets that were popular in the late 90s were supposedly either a way of advertising what kinds of degenerate sex acts you were willing to do, or had already done (so a girl with a ton of colorful bracelets on was supposedly a turboslut... even when it was third-graders walking around with them, mimicking their older siblings style), depending on which pearl clutching church lady you asked. Its predecessor was with the neon-colored slap bracelets that everyone wore in the late 80s/early 90s that were supposed to be secret codes. The hoax/hysteria was poorly developed at that point, and Boomers couldn't ever decide whether it was drug stuff (more popular theory, this was the age of D.A.R.E. after all) or sex stuff (much less popular theory).

Basically, the meme got more and more absurd and salacious the longer it circulated, just like any good urban legend. Where I was at, there were a few attempts by dumbass parents to ban both of these bracelets in schools because of their mythical meanings, but fortunately it never went anywhere. (Teachers did yell at us to stop playing chicken with snap bracelets though -- we'd compete to see who could slap the hardest-closing one down on someone's wrist with the most force, and if you flinched or yelled, you were a pussy and lost the game. Good times.)
 
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SCSI said:
The little jelly bracelets that were popular in the late 90s were supposedly either a way of advertising what kinds of degenerate sex acts you were willing to do, or had already done (so a girl with a ton of colorful bracelets on was supposedly a turboslut
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I’m guessing someone heard about the gay handkerchief code and thought kids were being groomed.
 
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Crex Crex said:
The parents of those kids would suffer the same regardless of their belief in the afterlife, and debates about the existence of heaven have nothing to do with tragedies like this. Atheism means not caring about religion, yet these people are as obsessed with injecting it into everything as the fundamental christians they hate so much
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They’re exactly the same type of people, dressed up differently. Religion serves an important evolutionary purpose. It helps social cohesion, expands the in-group far beyond family, and drastically increases our ability to cope with stressful events. Even if you don’t believe in a god you still have that wiring and it’s difficult to truly break from your instincts, so we get get things like cliques of militant atheists and the Temple of Woke who don’t realise that their beliefs have all the functional parts of organised religion- dogma, prophets, tight social groups that are hostile to outsiders, etc.- without the centrepiece.
 
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Reddit user u/captaindata1701 thinks Bill Gates is hatching a nefarious scheme involving graphene condoms. (Article)

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Meanwhile, his frequent co-redditor, u/SR71-A_Blackbird wants you to know that Chris Kyle, American Sniper, was hypnotized and killed as a human sacrifice by Satanists. He also has a long-running theory about Satanic Jewish Jesuits running the world that's entirely too sprawling to screencap here, if you feel like exploring his profile.

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He's also figured out the scheme behind the ongoing baby formula shortages. (Spoiler -- Autism.)

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By the way, when he's not sperging about cabals of Satanic JewCatholics or the Chinese government detonating thermobaric bombs in Nashville (remember the Boomer Van a few months ago?), he's hanging out on r/gunnitrust, r/DIYguns, r/longrange, and a number of other sniping and homemade guns subreddits. Doesn't this information make you feel safe?

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Monkey Pink said:
Reddit atheists in a nutshell:
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He's got it half right. The truth is that none of them existed in the first place and were all played by crisis actors. Pretty based for reddit if you ask me
Donovan the Man said:
Live strong bracelets got banned from my school because our boomer parents thought the different colors were a sex menu. You couldn’t be cool in 2004 if you didn’t have rubber bracelets.
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What was the code supposed to be anyway?
Say I'm walking down the hall with a "What would Jesus do?" bracelet. What salacious activty am I up for?
 
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Agnostics are much nicer to be around than atheists. Agnostics are the "don't give a shit" ones. Atheism is a specific belief that there is no higher power. Agnostics tend to be chill about religion, tolerant of different beliefs and will often be willing to enthusiastically entertain religious discussions or even dive deep into theology as an academic interest.

A lot of atheists are like vegans. You'll know you've met one because they'll make sure to tell you. In majority Christian societies, they're loud and militant, using whatever legal means they can as a cudgel to smack Christians around. They routinely claim to know the bible better than most Christians, but that's usually bullshit -- they'll have memorized a few "lol look at this evil shit" verses and citations they regurgitate in any bickering with a Christian. Usually just enough to bring that meme to life -- "I don't believe in any of this shit but I'm going to hold you to these standards."

Of course in muslim countries, atheists know to keep their fucking mouths shut because unlike Christians who are willing to turn the other cheek, muzzies don't even remotely tolerate that shit. The penalty in islam for apostasy (leaving the faith) is death, but the penalty for atheism (openly denying and challenging the faith) is hyper ultra mega turbo death in the most painful ways they can imagine. They won't hesitate to tear you apart for smugly informing them that their god is bullshit. Atheists are only lippy when they live somewhere where it's safe to shit-talk.
 
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I hate reddit so fucking much. I used to date a girl who worked as a care aid at a group home for retarded kids/teenagers. Every time I picked her up from work there was his constant screaming reeeeeeeeeee of retards in the background.

That's what I hear in my head every time I read reddit, it's fucking identical.
 
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