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[Fetish Roulette]

How many xchromosomes again?

47, I believe.

When I was first reading this post and came across "(who does not have a uterus)" I stopped reading and thought to myself, "Is this because this 16-year old child has been forced to have a hysterectomy due to some kind of tragic circumstance, or is this a troon?" Unfortunately, I guessed correctly.

 

[AbyssGazer]

Imagine giving money to someone for sharing a news article. View attachment 3346886

There are so many layers of lunacy here. Someone donated hard earned money to Big Tech to give a stranger a useless icon on a post that's just a link to a NPC-media news article about vapid celebrities who were suing each other over nonsense because they are bitter cunts despite having shitloads of money.

And then there's me spending my valuable free time ranting about it.

 

[Fapcop]

Didn’t know where else to post this one, but I can’t think of a post that better sums up the kind of idiocy, total lack of self awareness and sense of entitlement of your average redditor.

OP has barely any job experience.
OP doesn’t have any education or any particular needed skills.

But OP is black and kinda worried about the upcoming right wing Holocaust. Oh, and she’s about to be homeless and has no cash, so can someone point her to a country that will take her in?

It needs to be one of them countries where she can go to college for free.

And can’t be too hot nor too cold! And she’s bringing her three pets so you know… They need citizenship too n shiat!

 

[Crex Crex]

Didn’t know where else to post this one, but I can’t think of a post that better sums up the kind of idiocy, total lack of self awareness and sense of entitlement of your average redditor.

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OP has barely any job experience.
OP doesn’t have any education or any particular needed skills.

But OP is black and kinda worried about the upcoming right wing Holocaust. Oh, and she’s about to be homeless and has no cash, so can someone point her to a country that will take her in?

It needs to be one of them countries where she can go to college for free.

And can’t be too hot nor too cold! And she’s bringing her three pets so you know… They need citizenship too n shiat!

Italy? Ahahah, does she think she'll find the leftist hyperborea here? Reality is quite far from that.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Admittedly, I was going to hold off on commenting too much on the Roe v. Wade overturned news, but these posts I found on the Happenings thread were too much to not post on here:

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Every time I look at these posts on Reddit, I immediately think back to this famous Billy Madison scene:

Wear a condom, whore. And the bitch can't even commit to "men don't have a say, oop I meant cis men"

Didn’t know where else to post this one, but I can’t think of a post that better sums up the kind of idiocy, total lack of self awareness and sense of entitlement of your average redditor.

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OP has barely any job experience.
OP doesn’t have any education or any particular needed skills.

But OP is black and kinda worried about the upcoming right wing Holocaust. Oh, and she’s about to be homeless and has no cash, so can someone point her to a country that will take her in?

It needs to be one of them countries where she can go to college for free.

And can’t be too hot nor too cold! And she’s bringing her three pets so you know… They need citizenship too n shiat!

"I want to travel the world, but like... Also don't have the money to pay for it?"

Jesus what a child. Trying to move counties for more gibsmedat

 

[Amused_To_Death]

I'm a little disappointed that reddit admins decided to abandon r/blog and r/announcements for r/reddit, where only "approved" users can post. The former two subreddits are the funniest in the whole site. I always chuckle whenever the developers introduce pointless or downright annoying features and the overwhelming negative response they get from users.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Italy? Ahahah, does she think she'll find the leftist hyperborea here? Reality is quite far from that.

Yeah, Italy where Mussolini's granddaughter was an elected politician and flipland which is populated by the most tan white supremacists on the planet, great choices

 

[FarCentrist]

Didn’t know where else to post this one, but I can’t think of a post that better sums up the kind of idiocy, total lack of self awareness and sense of entitlement of your average redditor.

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OP has barely any job experience.
OP doesn’t have any education or any particular needed skills.

But OP is black and kinda worried about the upcoming right wing Holocaust. Oh, and she’s about to be homeless and has no cash, so can someone point her to a country that will take her in?

It needs to be one of them countries where she can go to college for free.

And can’t be too hot nor too cold! And she’s bringing her three pets so you know… They need citizenship too n shiat!

[insert the America worships niggers and nigger music and nigger actors copy pasta here]

American blacks are defective beyond repair. They have been pampered so much that they actually believe other countries treat their blacks better than America does.

 

[Ruin]

[insert the America worships niggers and nigger music and nigger actors copy pasta here]

American blacks are defective beyond repair. They have been pampered so much that they actually believe other countries treat their blacks better than America does.

Back when I used to use reddit I frequented a travel sub and very frequently nogs would post about how they went to Japan or Italy or Poland or whatever and they were absolutely shocked that no one was kissing their asses 24/7 for being black like America does.

 

[Catloaf]

Seen r/AmerExit yet? It's a sub for people who want to leave the USA which got swamped with posts after the recent Roe v Wade ruling. I can't tell if it's all bait or not but it's hilarious

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Fuck off, we are full

 

[Radola Gajda]

Didn’t know where else to post this one, but I can’t think of a post that better sums up the kind of idiocy, total lack of self awareness and sense of entitlement of your average redditor.

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OP has barely any job experience.
OP doesn’t have any education or any particular needed skills.

But OP is black and kinda worried about the upcoming right wing Holocaust. Oh, and she’s about to be homeless and has no cash, so can someone point her to a country that will take her in?

It needs to be one of them countries where she can go to college for free.

And can’t be too hot nor too cold! And she’s bringing her three pets so you know… They need citizenship too n shiat!

Heh I can see every country fighting to give asylum to such productive and humble pillar of society . Only thing missing is:
btw I can't speak any other language than English,But thats okay because locals will adapt.

 

[Valkorion]

Of course the top post is a r/fuckcars urbanite whining about how the U.S. is car centric. These people are all the same and can't form their own goddamned opinions. They don't realize that the U.S. is a hellscape for bikes and pedestrians because of certain culturally enriched peoples, and that by moving to Germany or Netherlands they are contributing to the cultural enrichment that got the U.S. to where it is today. They ignore the fact that Europe has more stringent abortion laws than America. They ignore the fact that those other countries have their own fucking cultures that you can't just shoehorn your tranny gay sperging into like you would back home (especially Japan). Everything about this is so much of the American stereotype of being completely ignorant about other countries and being the center of the universe that it almost reads like parody.

They have been told in their circlejerks that (Northwestern) Europe is some kind of leftist paradise where all the pipedreams of the American left have come true.

 

[Fapcop]

They have been told in their circlejerks that (Northwestern) Europe is some kind of leftist paradise

The only travel experience some of these faggots have, is them or their parents on a package tour, staying a week in a downtown hotel in European cities.

The thought that only rich people and tourists live in the city center of London and Copenhagen never occurred to them.

Nor did the realization that any European who has to choose between spending an hour commuting by public transit, and driving 30-40 minutes depending on traffic to work, will of course gladly hop on to the autobahn.

where all the pipedreams of the American left have come true.

Redditors are idiots who spend all their time circlejerking.

They’re blissfully unaware that your average European isn’t some magical Homo Wokeus, but is just as likely to want to have a car, or bitch about the state of the healthcare system, the high taxes and immigration as (gasp!) Republicans.



Pic related: How a redditor imagines a Eurofag.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

Seen r/AmerExit yet? It's a sub for people who want to leave the USA which got swamped with posts after the recent Roe v Wade ruling. I can't tell if it's all bait or not but it's hilarious

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Lol I like when someone suggests Ghana and they straight up say they won't even consider Africa, it's hilarious to see them acknowledge black majority countries are regressive shitholes while still blaming wypypo in one of most progressive states for somehow still not being accepting enough of interracial tranny faggots. This one almost feels like bait

 

[Radola Gajda]

Lol I like when someone suggests Ghana and they straight up say they won't even consider Africa, it's hilarious to see them acknowledge black majority countries are regressive shitholes while still blaming wypypo in one of most progressive states for somehow still not being accepting enough of interracial tranny faggots. This one almost feels like bait

Usual justification for why modern Africa is shithole is because Whyties and muh colonialism. Ignoring fact that were not so great even before Europeans showed up.

 

[Montalbane]

Lol I like when someone suggests Ghana and they straight up say they won't even consider Africa, it's hilarious to see them acknowledge black majority countries are regressive shitholes while still blaming wypypo in one of most progressive states for somehow still not being accepting enough of interracial tranny faggots. This one almost feels like bait

Ironic considering how some African countries are improving far beyond most leftist shithole.
Issue is they tend to be very conservative countries.

 

[AnOminous]

OP has barely any job experience.
OP doesn’t have any education or any particular needed skills.

OP doesn't understand that "I'm nearly homeless" is going to cause you to bounce right the fuck off any immigration screening. You might not even get past the border unless you can explain exactly why you're going to the country, when you're leaving, and how you're going to support yourself in the meantime.

 

[Fapcop]

Usual justification for why modern Africa is shithole is because Whyties and muh colonialism. Ignoring fact that were not so great even before Europeans showed up.

Fun fact: After WW2, Ghana was a richer country than Korea.


For some reason the former stagnated, like most African countries, and the latter became a first world economy and powerhouse making everything from phones and ICs to ships and nuclear power plants.


Another fun fact: If you look at suicide rates and mental illness, even a shithole like Ghana beats places like Seattle and San Francisco.

Weird, eh? Almost as if there’s more to life than money and cooming, and things like traditional values, family and community are important, no matter how cringe Reddit thinks it is.

(And no: “Chosen families” isn’t a thing!)

 

[Markass the Worst]

Lol I like when someone suggests Ghana and they straight up say they won't even consider Africa, it's hilarious to see them acknowledge black majority countries are regressive shitholes while still blaming wypypo in one of most progressive states for somehow still not being accepting enough of interracial tranny faggots. This one almost feels like bait

In the documentary Matt Walsh recently released, he travels to Kenya to ask some tribespeople what is a woman. As expected, they're saying the exact conservative answers that trannies and lefties in America hate so much, and dodge his question for like half the documentary when he asks them. It's hilarious that liberals care so much about Africa up until it does things they don't like.

 

[Gamercat]

Seen r/AmerExit yet? It's a sub for people who want to leave the USA which got swamped with posts after the recent Roe v Wade ruling. I can't tell if it's all bait or not but it's hilarious

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yes please leave we don't want you here