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[Sanity]

I'm not even sure to have understood what the fuck was going on there.

 

[Markass the Worst]

I'm not even sure to have understood what the fuck was going on there.

When I think of a redditor I think of someone getting fucked in the ass by a negro shouting "Obama is my master" so this isn't surprising.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This is the kind of shit that makes redditors smile. (archive)


40 year old BPD cat lady successful in her long con to destroy the marriage of her "best friend."

edit holy shit context makes it worse:

 

[BelUwUga]

Credit to @chiobu and @911Roofer over at RDrama.net. I just had a feeling MikeMan7918 was worth sifting through their history. (Reveddit User Page) If you can deal with my "culturally enriched" prose and the garish UI Here is a direct link for first sift. I figured I should at least archive if I share here, and if I archive I might as well pop a name like that into Google. Prepare to meet a spiritual brother to @ryu238. I can already picture your grumbling now, wondering what some boring autist has that's lolworthy. Allow me to share some found images and his post one month ago on /r/ChangeMyView. Reminder this was an ostensibly straight mormon from Utah just four short years ago.

CMV: Acrotomophilia should not be classified as a paraphilia (Archive) Per Wikipedia:

Acrotomophilia (from the Greek ἀκρότομος "having the top cut off" (from ἄκρον akron "extremity" and -τομος -tomos from τέμνω temno "I cut") and φιλία philia "love") is a paraphilia in which an individual expresses strong sexual interest in amputees. It is a counterpart to apotemnophilia, the desire (not necessarily sexual) to be an amputee.

That's fucking right! A future troonsnake! I'm already at eye-twitching tired and know from what I've seen I'm out of my depth. I won't do much digging beyond my prior post, but I will provide the copious sources and archives. Highlights:
- /r/LongDistance 4yrs ago Remaining friends after a break up? (Archive) While the post itself is removed the title speaks for itself. Mike found out the hard way these hoes ain't loyal. [Depression]
- /r/ShowerThoughts 4yrs ago The back wheels on a car travel slightly less far than the front wheels over the life of a car. (Archive) You'd need to clean his mind off the wall behind him after explaining how the wheels on the outside of a turn go further than those on the inside. So much so it can cause uneven wear. How are you too sheltered to understand tire rotation?
- /r/Aspergers 4yrs ago Has anyone else experienced something like this? (Archive)
- /r/ExMormon 3yrs ago Does anyone know of any data for what percentage of ex-Mormons return to Mormonism? (Archive) (!) Major Warning Sign (!)
- /r/RaisedByNarcissists 3yrs ago I just realized that my my dad being a narcissist explains so much. (Archive) (!)(!)
- /r/AskRedditAfterDark 3yrs ago With sex Ed in America being as bad as it is, what inaccurate things were you taught and what misconceptions did it give you? How did these get corrected? (Archive) We're skipping straight to (!)(!)(!)(!)
- /r/DiscordIRL 3yrs ago Discord_irl (Archive) Do you believe in ironically prophetic posting? I do. I don't know the "trick" but the terminally stupid have an affinity for it. Like pottery:

Just 3 short years ago we were >| |< that fucking close to a future where Mike didn't end up like this.
- /r/AMA 3 years ago I escaped a cult, AMA (Archive) Yeah you found a worse one. [Bargaining]
- /r/DoesAnybodyElse 3yrs ago DAE find androgyny super attractive? (Archive) [Denial]
- /r/ExMormon 3yrs ago What will happen first: a gay marriage in a Mormon temple, or a Mormon temple being build on Mars? (Archive) [The weird closeted-ish ExMo form of acceptance?]
- /r/TooAfraidToAsk 2yrs ago Are there any other straight/bi guys who don't care about boobs at all? (Archive) [lol I guess not]
- /r/RoleReversal 2yrs ago [OC] Cyberpunk Femboy (Archive) That's right we got an OC donut steal (header) and it confirms other things for us later!
- /r/BiSexual 1yr ago Those of you who were in denial: what are some of the most absurd things you told yourself to convince yourself that you were cis/straight? (Archive) I feel like we're backsliding here.
- LGBT duplicate (Archive)
- /r/DatabaseForTheLeft 1yr ago Here’s a source proving that black fatherlessness in America isn’t the problem (Archive) Can someone smarter than me double check if this is a Ryu283 alt?

I know the problem! We skipped the angry step. Well, we did, Mike didn't. He's exactly the kind of NPC that ruined the last good bits of /r/Conspiracy left. Perhaps his greatest sin of all. CMV seems to be where he went when he was no longer welcome with the tinfoil hatters. /r/Conspiracy:
- A conspiracy most of this sub fell for. (Archive)
- Climate Denial: A Measured Response (Archive)
- COVID-19: what we know, what we should do, and what will probably happen next. (Archive)
- What has gotten into you? What have you become? (Archive)
CMV
- CMV: Roko's Basilisk is a dumb thought experiment with no real world implications (Archive)
- CMV: "Superstraight" is just a breeding fetish (Archive)
- CMV: Acrotomophilia should not be classified as a paraphilia (Archive)
- CMV: The United States is currently in the early stages of genocide against transgender people (Archive)
So where else does tender Michelle sperg on the Internet? Everywhere apparently:
Arocalypse (Archive)
DeviantArt (Archive) - Confirmed by Donut Steel OC
Youtube (Archive)
TheFlatEarthSociety (Archive)
KSP Forums (Archive)
TFES (Archive)
Pholder (Archive)
Asexuality.org (Archive) Post title: I might be genderfluid
OrbiterWiki (Archive)
A post on this mincraft forum (Archive) by Timotej4487 (Archive) posted logs mentioning MikeMan7918. No idea what I'm looking at here.
WrongPlanet (Archive)
LibReddit (Archive) Alias: MarsMatter (sauce for gay catboy pic)
Asperger337.rssing.com (Archive)
While his channel doesn't show any videos, I was able to dig up these (audio only) links. I have backups but they won't upload via TOR. Will update when clearnet is live.

 

[BlueSpark]

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

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It's time to bring back 19th century sanitariums. These faggots in dresses wouldn't last a week.

 

[King Dead]

When I saw this one, I knew I needed to save it for when the farms returned. From an r/dndmemes post asking about spells to induce climax, including a few people that were rightly baffled by peak reddit (the top comment was using mage hand, naturally):

 

[Master Balayage Autist]

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The most democratic leftist

He's Italian fascism is part of there culture you chud

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

This guy noticed something.
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It's from a thread made by a kid
https://archive.ph/ADefe

Playboi farti

 

[AverageQuarianEnjoyer]

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Certainly explains why they're on Reddit

 

[Tingle]

Oh boy, we're back!

Redditor is a badass:

Spoiler: The Twist

Bonus, redditors being literal retards:

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Found this while the site was down.

Imagine having a PHD in movies. Fucking movie doctor. And people like vampires because they’re cool, spooky, and often sexy. Commies are obsessed with making everything about their politics.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Save the tendie plate.

Can I get a whoop whoop?
https://archive.ph/2kZc6

 

[chiobu]

These posts are a dime a dozen on reddit but it's the removed comments that exemplifies how pathetic a typical redditor is

https://www.unddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/yj8c3f/had_a_shower_after_a_long_period_of_depression/ (Archive)

 

[JJLiautaud]

These posts are a dime a dozen on reddit but it's the removed comments that exemplifies how pathetic a typical redditor is

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https://www.unddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/yj8c3f/had_a_shower_after_a_long_period_of_depression/ (Archive)

They hated him because he told them the truth!!!

 

[LargeChoonger]

Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Save the tendie plate.
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Can I get a whoop whoop?
https://archive.ph/2kZc6

Flip it on top of a couch or something and tap the pot

 

[fishercat]

Flip it on top of a couch or something and tap the pot

Alternatively: accept your plate's fate and sacrifice it to the pot.

 

[Becky McDonald]

These people are mentally ill.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

These people are mentally ill.

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These people are mentally ill.
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Wasn’t he the wife beater? I know the guy they affectionately call “Jojo” was the serial child molester.
Also holy shit, we’re still talking about Rittenhouse? Let the poor fucker rest! He’s been through enough!

 

[Becky McDonald]

These people are mentally ill.


Wasn’t he the wife beater? I know the guy they affectionately call “Jojo” was the serial child molester.
Also holy shit, we’re still talking about Rittenhouse? Let the poor fucker rest! He’s been through enough!

Yes, and I've just noticed the post is from 2 years ago lol, grabbed it from libsofreddit, one of the few strongholds left and which I suspect is on borrowed time.