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[Hugbox Kommissar]

I want to ask them how many different medications they're on.

lol this is who calls you an incel on reddit









https://old.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...et_on_reddit_these_are_our_engagement_photos/ (Archive)

 

[Punished Magician]

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TIFU by writing a smut fanfiction for my girlfriend's birthday : tifu

archived 15 Nov 2022 20:46:56 UTC

archive.ph

OP posted the fanfiction.
As expected, it's bad. Really bad. Really bad.
https://old.reddit.com/user/falcofromthestars/comments/yxe7q4/wreck_it_ralph_fanfiction/

 

[Tingle]

OP posted the fanfiction.
As expected, it's bad. Really bad. Really bad.
https://old.reddit.com/user/falcofromthestars/comments/yxe7q4/wreck_it_ralph_fanfiction/
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Bad, but random.txt gold.

 

[Monkey Pink]

Everyone is talking about the ins and outs of Reddit, let me break it down for you.

Good Subreddits:
r/cats
r/teefies
r/spreadytoes
r/pointytailedkittens
r/OneOrangeBraincell
r/dogs
r/puppies
r/floof
Every other cute animal subreddit I missed, or is created after I make this post.

Bad Subreddits:
Everything that doesn't involve cute animals.

Simple as.

 

[stupid orc]

star trek reddit continues to be the worst part of the fandom. its either shit memes from 2007 or confusing political "memes" like this.

 

[Colon capital V]

Bad Subreddits:
Everything that doesn't involve cute animals.

My favorite subreddit is r/chonkers, silly little kitties

Please god put me out of my misery...

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

My favorite subreddit is r/chonkers, silly little kitties
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Please god put me out of my misery...

That's just straight up animal abuse.

 

[Colon capital V]

That's just straight up animal abuse.

No dip

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Imagine being this guy:
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Congratulations [CITIZEN]. In celebration of your important milestone, your government has sent you [LAUDATORY PRAISE FORM 75-G: ADOPTION OF CHILD]. Remember to pay your taxes!

 

[._.]

Terminal autism. His edit on that it was only the adult characters he incorporated lets you know he definitly wrote a part including the female kid character, would explain the girlfriends reaction. Normally i'd say the whole thing is fake and gay but the story has that ultra-naive, autistic feel to it that convinces me that this actually happened.

No, I think this is too much of a reddit moment to be real. That he made it about Wreck it Ralph and having to have a 3some to escape, idk. He doesnt try to defend himself enough to be a real person who would write that and be confused (that is, if it were real, the redditor would be getting defensive that his writing isnt bad, its totally normal), the trying to send the finished story seems like bait to me.

If it had showed up in like one of the relationship forums or something I could see for sure but idk, immediately going to the 'I fucked up' forum with it as a joke story makes me think its some guys actual creative writing.

OP posted the fanfiction.
As expected, it's bad. Really bad. Really bad.
https://old.reddit.com/user/falcofromthestars/comments/yxe7q4/wreck_it_ralph_fanfiction/
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This is definitely some dude trolling and trying to keep it up, he cant contain himself to not hit all the stupid like "my Immortal" bad fanfiction tropes

 

[One Quick Post]

Been a while since I've checked out what r/longdistance is up to, lets see how these lovebirds are faring!

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Been dating two years and she's never met him, doesn't know how old he is, what he looks like, his name, and he won't even say he loves her...

But despite all that, she's spent at least $800 on him. You'd think it wouldn't take two whole years for it to occur to you that maybe this looks a little like a catfishing scam but I guess some people are just a little slow, huh?

Of course, he'd be fine with receiving her nudes though! What, know literally anything about him first? Don't be ridiculous!

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Jesus Christ another one! Three years in a "situationship" with a guy, whatever the fuck that means, no idea what he looks like and never met him. Totally "not a catfish" though! Moved closer to him and he won't even drive to see her. So of course, the top comment is telling her to stop wasting her fucking youth on someone she doesn't even really know, right?...

Haha no. There's no amount of time too long to wait, it turns out! Continue to prove your love to him! Just keep taking baby steps with him, and eventually you might know what your boyfriend looks like!

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My (24F) manchild boyfriend (54!!M) spilled his noodles all over the floor like a retard and he acted like a frustrated toddler (2T) about it. Should I consider as a 24 year old woman (24F) dating someone who wasn't born during the fucking Vietnam War? (The answer is yes.)

 

[Torque Wheeler]

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star trek reddit continues to be the worst part of the fandom. its either shit memes from 2007 or confusing political "memes" like this.

Damn way to make light of one of the best Deep Space 9 episodes, especially the one that famously tackled racism in the 1950s scifi scene. A true dramatic acting showcase turned into a garbage meme. Pathetic.

 

[Monkey Pink]

My favorite subreddit is r/chonkers, silly little kitties
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Please god put me out of my misery...

That's just straight up animal abuse.

Not to defend the Chonkers subreddit, but it's actually been reformed into a cat weight loss support subreddit and has been for like half a year. Also I'm pretty sure the heart disease post is a troll.

 

[HarveyMCR]

This is absolutely fucking brutal. Check out that guy's comment history, he is completely adamant that everything he believes to be morally correct is objectively morally correct, everybody else agrees that it's objectively morally correct, and the only reason anyone goes against it is because they're either evil or being paid off. How incredibly sheltered do you have to be? I mean let alone the fact that the only people sharing his braindead type of neoliberalism are like half of white folx (so 5% world population max), he is choosing an incredibly contentious topic for this, student loan forgiveness. Can he not see how other people - those that will have to pick up the bill - do not see it as undeniably objectively morally right to just forgive (=make others pay) the loans people willingly took up, knowing full well beforehand what the conditions of paying them back were?

NPC/no inner voice theory being proven right again

Jesus fucking christ I'm MATI

I wanted to check his account out to see if he was a young teenager, because, let's face it, there was a time in our lives when we all thought in this level of black and white. That being said, his account is 6 years old (which at minimum puts him at 1, and a high schooler caring about higher education debt? I don't think so.

I found this especially funny since on its face this is a ridiculous request that boils down to "I don't like YouTube. If everyone in America gave me money, I could do it better". I didn't expect to see something THIS funny as a mod reply though..

Dude's been getting called out for his retardation for years, and he continues to double down. What a complete loser.

 

[goodbudweiser]

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But despite all that, she's spent at least $800 on him. You'd think it wouldn't take two whole years for it to occur to you that maybe this looks a little like a catfishing scam but I guess some people are just a little slow, huh?

I don't get how people send others money, even if they are in a 'relationship' despite never seeing a picture or at the very minimum getting to know the guy.
Like no shit they're pretending to be with you for the money. But why do some people put up with it for so long?

 

[AnOminous]

Like no shit they're pretending to be with you for the money. But why do some people put up with it for so long?

Simpin' ain't easy.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Angry freaks wasting no time calling Chaya Raichik an actual terrorist after a shooting at a butt-fucker bar in Colorado Springs. Rules about not doxing are gleefully flouted in the same breath as they froth about being called out for grooming.
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Merari01

Libs of TikTok, the nom de plume of the extreme-right social media personality Chaya Raichik is a stochastic terrorist.

(groomer sperging redacted, full text here)

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Editors note: You can stop reporting this comment for "personal and identifying information". Nice try, but reddit's ""rules"" are very clear. The stochastic terrorist Chaya Raichik is a public figure and her name is widely available, from recognised and established sources like Wikipedia. I wonder if the people who would report this comment would also report the stochastic terrorist Chaya Raichik when she shares the names and places of residence of the people she targets for hatred and violence for no other reason than that they are publicly not cisgender monkeypox- and G.R.I.D.S.-ridden perverts who disguise fag/dyke porn as "sex ed", illegally send unprescribed medications to minors, and harbor a truly frightening amount of semi-closeted pedophiles in their ranks..

Wouldn't it be a shame if YOUR personal and identifying information became as public as Chaya's, Merari01? After all, it's clear that Reddit's ""rules"" are quite flexible...

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

lol this is who calls you an incel on reddit

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https://old.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...et_on_reddit_these_are_our_engagement_photos/ (Archive)

I am not surprised that reddit mods are massive fatasses, but I am surprised that reddit mods are dating adults. So congrats on not being pedos. They really should go to the gym for their honeymoon.

 

[std::string]

Don't worry, I go through this exact same shebang every other month. Just wait a few days and use a VPN with throwaway gmail. Done it so many times I've lost count on what number account I'm on.

I did that for years. You also need to have an addon that randomizes your browser fingerprint. Generally too much trouble to post on Reddit, the most depressing site on the internet.

If I make an account without a VPN and browser fingerprint randomizer then I'm in whatever tier comes after shadowban. Mods can't see my posts and I can't contact them, which a normal shadowban doesn't prevent.

 

[JustStopDude]

stochastic terror

That has to be my new favorite, made up terms. Someone says something that you don't like? Why they are a stochastic terrorist and there is nothing they can say or do to argue against it. The very definition of it means that literally any statement can be used against someone.

It's like straight out of 1984.