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BlueSpark said:
A third batch of classifed documents was recently found in Biden's possession.
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Fuck the Republican Party, revolution now!:

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The government letting Biden get away with stealing documents for years is proof that the government is out to get poor Biden!:

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Fucking bastard farmers! (???):

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Link to the thread:
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Lawyers found more classified documents at Joe Biden's home

Posted in r/politics by u/filagrey • 2,103 points and 1,095 comments
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The mental gymnastics necessary to take identical scenarios and convince yourself that they are completely different is truly remarkable. I take my hat off to these people because the way their minds spin could be harnessed into kinetic energy and used to make the propellers on a small airplane rotate.
 
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Munchie gets a little too comfy camping out in the cardiac ward trying on designer heart meds for her "POTS", someone in admitting decides on a creative way to dislodge her.

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Doubt my munchie diagnosis? She is also active in r/bpd. That is, QED.
 
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One Quick Post said:
He did reply but Reddit's faggy downvote system buried his comments because the mongoloids who use that site threw hundreds of downvotes at him. You can see the replies by going to the comments tab on his profile and clicking on them to see what he replied to.
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Thanks for the info. Pretty sure downvoting assholes who are posting in good faith and staying on topic actually violates that sub's rules for exactly the reason you just described, it pushes the relevant replies from the OP to the bottom of the algorithm.
 
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Rudolf's Friend said:
I’m convinced that 95% of the people on Reddit aren’t actual people and are just bots.
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People say that "Dead Internet Theory" is a terrifying thought experiment, but it's honestly a fucking optimistic outlook Theory that tells you there isn't as many degenerate people online that the 'Net wants you to believe.
 
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oramge cat said:
Thanks for the info. Pretty sure downvoting assholes who are posting in good faith and staying on topic actually violates that sub's rules for exactly the reason you just described, it pushes the relevant replies from the OP to the bottom of the algorithm.
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It’s ok that his replies got pushed to the bottom that post was obviously a shitpost it was written exactly like a greentext
 
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Monkey Pink said:
There's this user on r/shitposting who has an obsessive hatred of epoxy resin river tables and won't stop making and posting memes about it. Not a meme in itself, it's just one guy doing it.

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Maybe I’m outing myself but this is such a specific thing to get angry at and the fact that someone would waste this much energy to make memes about it is hilarious and I approve
 
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I bring back some threadtax from Reddit…

First you average Reddit polyamorist. The post itself (OP refused a threesome and is still haunted by it) isn’t as interesting as the list of “mental illnesses involved” at the end.

Pretty sure this is your big standard redditor/polyamorist.

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These people are like living parodies of themselves. Here’s you average polyamorist and his dating profile: Exaxtly as you’d imagine it.

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My favorite r/polyamory posts are the ones where a normal person shows up, gets involved with someone in “the polycule”, and goes “WTF IS THIS DEGENERACY?!? No, I’m not going to be cucked like that!”

Which is exactly what happened to OP. His “nesting partner” of seven years is about to dump him for the bull.

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But there is a slight wrinkle… Two kids and a house. What to do?

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The other polyamorists chime in with exactly the kind of advice you’d expect from a subreddit full of cucks.

“You need to get out and let the wife’s new boyfriend move in!”


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And it’s a real shame! The new dude is “really chill”

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On to our new friends at r/zerocovidconmunities!

One of the covidiots has a major problem… HIS PARENTS ARE INVITING SOMEONE OVER!!! FML!!!

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The other “Covid aware” redditors react with the kind of cool headed, logical thinking and lack of panic that is the norm there. “DONT WORRY!!! JUST MAKE EVERYONE TEST AND WEAR MASKS FOR A WEEK!”

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Fapcop said:
I bring back some threadtax from Reddit…

First you average Reddit polyamorist. The post itself (OP refused a threesome and is still haunted by it) isn’t as interesting as the list of “mental illnesses involved” at the end.

Pretty sure this is your big standard redditor/polyamorist.

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These people are like living parodies of themselves. Here’s you average polyamorist and his dating profile: Exaxtly as you’d imagine it.

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My favorite r/polyamory posts are the ones where a normal person shows up, gets involved with someone in “the polycule”, and goes “WTF IS THIS DEGENERACY?!? No, I’m not going to be cucked like that!”

Which is exactly what happened to OP. His “nesting partner” of seven years is about to dump him for the bull.

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But there is a slight wrinkle… Two kids and a house. What to do?

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The other polyamorists chime in with exactly the kind of advice you’d expect from a subreddit full of cucks.

“You need to get out and let the wife’s new boyfriend move in!”


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And it’s a real shame! The new dude is “really chill”

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On to our new friends at r/zerocovidconmunities!

One of the covidiots has a major problem… HIS PARENTS ARE INVITING SOMEONE OVER!!! FML!!!

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The other “Covid aware” redditors react with the kind of cool headed, logical thinking and lack of panic that is the norm there. “DONT WORRY!!! JUST MAKE EVERYONE TEST AND WEAR MASKS FOR A WEEK!”

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Good content but there's already a separate thread for r/polyamory.
 
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Fapcop said:
The other “Covid aware” redditors react with the kind of cool headed, logical thinking and lack of panic that is the norm there. “DONT WORRY!!! JUST MAKE EVERYONE TEST AND WEAR MASKS FOR A WEEK!”

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This is very obviously a troll post, I mean it sounds so insane and over the top it leaves no other possibility. I'm not sure if OP is a troll as well, or maybe that whole subreddit. But I would bet serious money on this comment being a troll.
 
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Jonah Hill poster said:
Since Justin Roiland was trending on the Internet for a few days due to domestic abuse allegations made against him, I’d figured this post was appropriate:

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>Rick and Morty 24/7
>Cannot sleep without it on
>Cannot function without woke nihilist cringe

That sounds like a living hell.
 
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