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Jeff Q. Anime said:
But do you think a vat of water with things floating in it is *attractive*?
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Congrats, you've described every soup ever. A vat of water (with seasonings and shit dissolved in it) with shit floating in it.

Boba tea is a vat of water with things floating in it
Pho is a vat of water with things floating in it
Instant noodles is a vat of water with things floating in it
Chilli is a vat of water with things floating in it
A good tonkotsu ramen, at its core is a vat of water with things floating in it
My toilet is a vat of water with things floating in it
 
Corporate Gigachad said:
Congrats, you've described every soup ever. A vat of water (with seasonings and shit dissolved in it) with shit floating in it.

Boba tea is a vat of water with things floating in it
Pho is a vat of water with things floating in it
Instant noodles is a vat of water with things floating in it
Chilli is a vat of water with things floating in it
A good tonkotsu ramen, at its core is a vat of water with things floating in it
My toilet is a vat of water with things floating in it
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and they all look similarly unappetizing when presented in that way, instead of in a bowl, condensed, for serving

the point of the sub is that it looks like shit but is good, so the first image is fine (you have already been conditioned to eat the bugs)

which means the cheese ramen doesn't belong (it looks like shit and is also bad)
 
Hopefully shit that never happened bc that is pathetic.
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This is a hilarious image and get over it baby. He obviously had enough control using only his hands to not run you over or something.
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Corporate Gigachad said:
(Well executed) British food (not overcooked, with seasonings and such) is good and I will die on this hill.
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It's true, where else can I get great meals as:

Faggots
Spotted dick
Coddled eggs
bubble & squeak
bangers and mash
cooties dumpling
jellied eels
mushy peas and
toad in a hole


have to eat this stuff constantly, brit inlaws. It is actually good and more importantly hearty and filling
 
Monkey Pink said:
r/shittyfoodporn can have entertaining posts but I've noticed a lot of sheltered and uncultured Redditors on it lately and JESUS CHRIST:

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Go anywhere that isn't California and you'd know exactly what a fucking seafood boil is you absolute MORON.
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I'm not from California and I don't know what a seafood boil is. But I don't like seafood so maybe that's why.
 
Gondolindrim said:
That can't be real. He described that in the most humorous way possible.
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Are you talking about the second one? It wasn't on a joke post it was on a post in r/confessions of someone admitting they are terrified of disabled people.
trauma dumping IS abuse
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Anything not about nuggies and mariocart is trauma dumping, I guess.
 
Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
>create reddit account on tor
>spend 10 minutes getting past the captcha
>post in subreddit I want to post
>[comment deleted for low karma/spambot reasons]
>post a shitty meme in a subreddit with no restrictions
>[comment deleted for low karma/spambot reasons]
>delete account

Real talk how exactly does anyone expect a new user to actually participate in reddit? In an attempt to stop moderators from doing the BARE MINIMUM it's resulted in the automod tools being overused to a ridiculous degree.
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bro just two weeks ago I made a throwaway account to post in a local sub about my lost cat and lost my shit when it was immediately removed. Had to beg the mods to please let it through because I'm desperately posting anywhere I can, and felt like an idiot. (the cat came back the next day btw)
 
Agent Abe Caprine said:
Wouldn't trauma dumping be something like using someone as an unpaid therapist 24/7?
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Yeah, OP just mentioned death while drunk and now she is abusive from trauma dumping.

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So as I remember it, this was the first real signal. The conversation had started talking about sunflowers, i remembered my deceased friend had gone out of his way to do something very special with this kind of flower for me as my homecoming date once upon a time. I then think i said some mournful things about young people dying, hence why it's tangentially related to topic of the very recent tragedy in my hometown. in my memory it happened quickly but as i said, i'd had a few and my memory is not perfect. i did snap out of it quickly once the food came and i realized things had gone south. but my attempts to get a different topic going were pretty one sided
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All the top comments are saying she could have retraumatized him IF he has trauma, is trauma dumping and ruining the romantic mood of Valentine's Day.
Monkey Pink said:
Posts like these remind me why I'm 100% team TERF. I'm so fucking angry that women with PCOS have to go through this.

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God bless them, it should definitely be covered if trannies get it plus crazy, useless, expensive surgeries. Some women with PCOS have literal mustaches or beards. I would unironically want to kill myself.
 
DumbDude43 said:
"my vagina and i have a contentious relationship and we have been through hell this year"
what did the roastie mean by this? what ordeals has she been putting herself and her pussy through?
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Probably murderer her offspring or got STDs from hooking up with randos. No woman that isn’t whoring around would complain about this kind of shit
 
Drachenlord said:
Probably murderer her offspring or got STDs from hooking up with randos. No woman that isn’t whoring around would complain about this kind of shit
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All I can think of is recurrent UTIs and or yeast infections if nonsexual.
 
DumbDude43 said:
someone please give me a quick rundown what "trauma dumping" means and why redditors call it "abuse"
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It's when you talk too much or too in depth about something bad that happened to you to people you aren't actually close to like family or close friends. I think.
I can't see it being outright abuse, redditors are fucking pussies who just want to sit in the corner eating a cookie and cry PTSD over anything. OMG don't tell me you dad just died unwholesome chungus downer!
 
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