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Sniperwoof said:
Reddit gets most of their revenue from porn/erotica. All of their "feminism" is performative bullshit.
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Redditors are either extremely slimy incels or pathetic white knights cuck male feminists, either way they are always degenerates. And they don't hate porn because they think it "empowers" women, they want to treat women as sexual objects while still respecting them, thus they decide to demoralize themselves instead
 
marisa # said:
God, he's aged horribly.
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To be fair it's not just age. There's a reason all the dudes in Kiss obscured their features with facepaint.
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Based Danoby said:
Bonus faggotry:
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Sand Mega said:
Oh man, that's most Reddit tier insult I've ever seen, few things make me cringe as much as imagining a fedora-tipper saying that, and the "I had sex you didn't" is purest form of "trying to be quirky" insulting, why do redditors the personality of a 30 yr old, smug, condescending men, mixed with the thinking of a spoiled little boy?
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I bet you that redditer who said "scroll a millimeter down" is actually American. Simping for the metric system is a very common crusade for redditers to take up, like English spelling reform and atheism.
 
How my grandma/mom/dad/friends see me:

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How I see me:

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Link, Archive

Explanation here for what (some of) these terms mean:
Most of these can be found on this wiki
(I’ll edit this comment for all the ones who aren’t aren’t on the wiki)
Terms:
The questioning terms are self explanatory
Orchidrose: a combo of orchidsexual and orchidromantic
Nomixstell: look on this page
He/him pronouns: he/him/his/his/himself
They/them pronouns; they/them/their/theirs/themself
Xe/xem pronouns; xe/xem/xer/xers/xemself (pronounce with a z)
Condiagender: agender variant of condigender, agender is only felt under specific circumstances
Orchidplatonic: platonic variant of orchidsexual and orchidromantic, you do experience platonic attraction but don’t want to act on it.
Demineo pronouns: only using neopronouns with ppl you have a strong connection with.
Demithey pronouns: same but with they/them pronouns
Partofictoromantic: romantic attraction to fictional characters but not exclusively, unlike fictoromantic (so: partly fictoromantic basically)
Novoromantic: when one’s romantic orientation changes with one’s gender
Aliquisplatonic: platonically attracted to people for who they are (sort of a combo of pan and demi)
Caligoplatonic: one feels platonic attraction that is very weak, vague, or almost nonexistent, like a vapor, fog, or mist.
Dark greyplatonic: greyplatonic but closer to aplatonic than alloplatonic.
Partofictoplatonic: platonic attraction to fictional characters but not exclusively, unlike fictoplatonic (so: partly fictoplatonic basically)
Noetiplatonic: when one is only platonically attracted to those they are mentally connected to
(Here’s where I got a bit lazy sorry)
Fictosensual: sensual equivalent of fictosexual and fictoromantic.
Merosensual: sensual equivalent of metrosexual and meroromantic.
Homosensual: sensual equivalent of homosexual and homoromantic.
Delloaesthetic: aesthetic attraction equivalent of dellosexual and delloromantic.
Quoiqueerplatonic :Queerplatonic attraction equivalent of quoisexual or quoiromantic.
Statgender: https://www.tumblr.com/crowdsourcedgender/693659974247825408/name-statgender-source-me-statgender-is-a?source=share&_branch_referrer=H4sIAAAAAAAAA1XJMQ6AIAxA0ROVuuDgbSpUNBFq2hLi7R2YHP%2F7p%2FtjGyJ58F73W0OSikllZJOuiXPhllmxUWUwJ58N88IfLwNCiWs5XovDl%2FIB2n84tl8AAAA%3D&_branch_match_id=1166800837810126878
Aureolian: demi- allignment version of aurorian
Neofluxboyflux: combo of neofluxboy and neoboyflux
Stashgender: "A gender related to collecting xenogenders and ""stashing"" them, or hiding them. Similar to: a dragon and its treasure, a fox and its food, a squirrel and its acorns, and a crow with its shineys"
Nostraycatic: Nostraycatic is a gender related to/feeling like a black stray cat wandering in the city at night , night, darkness, the moon & stars
Nocatsleepyic: A xenogender that is related to sleepy cats, books, tranquility, large sweaters, night, space, and that feels soft / cute.
Xenohide: "This is label for those who collect/identify as xenogenders, xenopronouns, neopronouns, etc. but don't share them or ""hide"" them typically out of fear of judgement from others, hate, etc. People who identify as xenohide may share their xenogenders when in a safe space, but aren't open about it."
Calicocatic: xenogender related to calico cats
Blackcatgender: Blackcatgender is a xenogender for people that feel a connection to black cats.
Fluttergender: Gender related to Fluttershy from MLP.
Xenosharic: Xenosharic is a xenogender related to the joy of coining/making, sharing xenos, and being kind
Dorlunaesic: A gender related to sleepy aesthetics, dreams, clouds, desaturated pastels, comfort, lullabies, moons and stars, safety and being tired.
Bluebutterflyic: gender related to blue butterflies
That was all the ones you can’t find on the wiki!
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I'm just caught up on the fact that they mention having another "~250 more terms". This isn't even close to half of them.
 
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There's a cool chemistry channel named Explosions And Fire and it has a subreddit for the channel's fans. For the past 2 years, the subreddit has turned into a cult for a stinky liquid named carbon tetrachloride. Members of the subreddit would find ancient fire extinguishers full of stinky carbon tetrachloride or post stinky carbon tetrachlorides from labs. One of the subreddit's member has tasted stinky carbon tetrachloride. Carbon tetrachloride rapes your liver and it probably stinks worse than chloroform.
 
lolcow yoghurt said:
There's a cool chemistry channel named Explosions And Fire and it has a subreddit for the channel's fans. For the past 2 years, the subreddit has turned into a cult for a stinky liquid named carbon tetrachloride. Members of the subreddit would find ancient fire extinguishers full of stinky carbon tetrachloride or post stinky carbon tetrachlorides from labs. One of the subreddit's member has tasted stinky carbon tetrachloride. Carbon tetrachloride rapes your liver and it probably stinks worse than chloroform.
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Uh oh, stinky!
 
lolcow yoghurt said:
There's a cool chemistry channel named Explosions And Fire and it has a subreddit for the channel's fans. For the past 2 years, the subreddit has turned into a cult for a stinky liquid named carbon tetrachloride. Members of the subreddit would find ancient fire extinguishers full of stinky carbon tetrachloride or post stinky carbon tetrachlorides from labs. One of the subreddit's member has tasted stinky carbon tetrachloride. Carbon tetrachloride rapes your liver and it probably stinks worse than chloroform.
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I forgot what he even needed carbon tet for it's been so long talk about raping a joke into the fucking dirt.
 
Rare reddit W:
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Common reddit L:
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I crapped my pants at work and never came back. My wife still doesn’t know the truth about why I suddenly became unemployed
I can’t believe I’m actually writing this out.

Six years ago I landed my dream job at my dream company and was doing amazingly well for myself. My wife was pregnant with our son at the time and everything really felt like it was falling into place.

Although I was experiencing lots of success at work, there were times where internally I’d struggle really hard. I’ve had pretty bad anxiety my whole life, but I’ve always been good at “masking” if you will. On the outside it looked like I was this super ambitious, dedicated employee. But on the inside I knew that was the result of trying to overcompensate for my anxiety issues.

I was promoted into a managerial role after just 7 months and my team was awarded as most successful of the quarter.

Here's where things fall apart. I have a sensitive stomach and I also have issues with going number two in public restrooms. Those things do not mix well with already existing anxiety. I had a pretty important meeting that I was leading with a few VPs and directors present. I tried my best to get through it but I had a terrible stomach ache and needed to use the bathroom badly. I was already nervous which made me need to go even more. I started sweating bullets and 25 minutes into the presentation, I lost complete control and crapped my pants. In the middle of the meeting. In front of so many people.

It was immediately obvious what had happened. I simply left the room without saying a word and never came back.

I didn't initially plan to ditch the job, but the more I thought about it the more embarrassment I felt. How could I honestly face any of my coworkers ever again? My team would never respect me, and I'd forever be known as the guy that crapped his pants during a meeting at work. I just couldn't handle the shame and embarrassment of it.

I never told my wife the truth about what happened. After a few days of me not going to work she started to ask questions. I told her I'd been fired for a mistake I made, when the truth is that I just left and never showed back up.

We struggled for a good year due to my sudden unemployment, which was especially difficult with a new baby. The guilt eats away at me some days but I don't think my wife would ever forgive me or look at me the same way if I ever told her the truth about what happened.
 
JJLiautaud said:
I forgot what he even needed carbon tet for it's been so long talk about raping a joke into the fucking dirt.
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He tried to explode some metal with carbon tet that he found from an old fire extinguisher. He searched for a carbon tet full fire extinguisher for years. Nigger could have just bought chloroform and chlorinated it in his backyard instead.
 
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