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[Spud]

I'm sorry, you were doing what?

I ended up on the Attack on Titan reddit looking for George Floyd memes and ended up coming across this:

He was on the Attack on Titan subreddit looking for George Floyd memes, can't you read?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I've heard of a few cases where people renamed their master git branch to main and broke automated stuff or even customers trying to follow their documentation and pull from public github from the now missing 'master' branch.

If you shut off 301-302 redirect records on the internet at large, a surprising amount of shit would just break completely. So many APIs that started as something like amazonapi.net/niggerfucker get renamed later and nobody changes the code that uses it because it has a redirect or alias.

And if you finally remove it, everything breaks hilariously

 

[DagothUr]

I'm sorry, you were doing what?

He was on the Attack on Titan subreddit looking for George Floyd memes, can't you read?

ayyy shieeeet nigga. a nigga gotta do what a nigga gotta do, nigga, u feel me nigga?

 

[moocow]

I've heard of a few cases where people renamed their master git branch to main and broke automated stuff or even customers trying to follow their documentation and pull from public github from the now missing 'master' branch.

Everyone at my company openly lol'd at this retardation (gitlab made this switch as well) and deliberately set our "new repo" defaults and local client defaults to explicitly use "master" so this kind of stupid shit doesn't screw with our workflows. Change for change's sake is stupid and pointless at best, spectacularly destructive at worst (as seen here).

Although I am further compelled to laugh at the fact that these dipshits didn't pin their setup to a specific known-working version and relied on "master" always being a valid name. I trust this reinforces the principle that any resume coming across your desk that shows past (or current) employment at reddit should go straight into the shredder.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I ended up on the Attack on Titan reddit looking for George Floyd memes and ended up coming across this:
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(IIRC this FDnigger is one of the retard manchildren in the breadtube community who make hour long videos telling you how MLP is a nazi dogwhistle, etc etc.)

The main meat of the thread comes from the replies.
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Apart from all the people sucking him off. It's just more reddit commietroonery + coping and seething over nothing. And some guy perfectly mirroring the "rick and morty is high IQ" meme without an ounce of shame.

Then there's this exceptional individual who agrees with the idea that, unless "sufficiently condemned", any depictions of "fascism" are endorsements of it and must be nazi dogwhistles.
Plus some LARPing as some kind of le hecking BASED antifa supersoldier nazi killing machine.
>you have to kill fascists because the collective benefit outweighs the personal cost

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Also lol at the irony and lack of self awareness in the second paragraph.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AttackOnRe...o/yeah_aot_is_fascist_because_check_notes_it/

can redditors stop being American for three seconds and not insert everything into the context of their (our) gay culture war

hey wait a second, isn't that Tweet from that "that1janitor" guy?

 

[Bugman's Burden]

Redditors complaining that they can no longer find tech jobs.

The developer job market is insane right now : ExperiencedDevs

archived 22 Mar 2023 14:18:57 UTC

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Looks like decades of tens upon tens of millions of pajeets flooding into the country, cheating on interviews, and hiring each other on their own privates networks and teamblind.com finally had an impact on the average idiot.

They don't even speculate as to why thanks to their many internal mental filters preventing any sort of 'wrongthink'.

Couldn't have happened to a more useless group of people.

Delighted to see this thread. Tech has had runaway salary bloat for a long time, especially considering its increasingly dismal deliverables. TPTB's most loyal idiots are finally feeling the squeeze!

There's managers who come into the thread saying "You're not fucking special anymore. There's 4000+ people applying alongside you and we don't have to kiss your ass like we used to.":



This guy figures he'll give up his $85k-$250k+/year career to go be a barista for $13/hr lmao:



One person comes in to humble brag about how he's making a quarter million, and eventually will make half a million while taking 6 weeks' vacation and putting in just 40 hours -- I'm sure investors will be totally cool with that in an increasingly tight job market saturated by people with his exact skillset, who will work much cheaper.



But there are rumblings that a change is comin':



Another puts in to words the exact logic that companies will take when dealing with these entitled tech guys:



And one dev gets MATI that the party is starting to wind down:



In short, fuck these people for sneering at $65/hr. They were fat toads sitting at the foot of the money printer with their mouths open, and came to believe this made them valuable assets.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Redditors complaining that they can no longer find tech jobs.

The developer job market is insane right now : ExperiencedDevs

archived 22 Mar 2023 14:18:57 UTC

archive.is

Looks like decades of tens upon tens of millions of pajeets flooding into the country, cheating on interviews, and hiring each other on their own privates networks and teamblind.com finally had an impact on the average idiot.

They don't even speculate as to why thanks to their many internal mental filters preventing any sort of 'wrongthink'.

Couldn't have happened to a more useless group of people.

Man, gotta love the way that guy :eyerolls: at a job ONLY paying 65 an hour, as if that's beneath him

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Reddit has multiple threads up right now because their favorite evil corporation, propaganda machine, company that makes all their favorite movies is having a summit with the faggots

Hilarious that this story is allowed in the politics sub knowing how many stories they disallow because they aren’t relevant or whatever

Reddit - Dive into anything

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[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Reddit has multiple threads up right now because their favorite evil corporation, propaganda machine, company that makes all their favorite movies is having a summit with the faggots
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Hilarious that this story is allowed in the politics sub knowing how many stories they disallow because they aren’t relevant or whatever

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

And at the same time they're laying off 3% of their workforce in order to shave $5.5 billion from their budget.

 

[Sniperwoof]

It always cracks me up when male (and I use that term loosely) redditors try and fail to engage in performative masculinity.

I only got raped four times and mugged once this week in the fucking urban shithole I live in but because I'm so big and tough and stoic it doesn't bother me at all. After all what's so bad about getting cornholed when there's so many food trucks? Conservatards are so #triggered and afraid of the hustle and bustle of the big city. They're not real men like I am!

 

[whogoesthere]

Underrated red flag: An American making a show of preferring Day/Month/Year format or 24 hour clocks. You can correctly surmise most of their "personality" from only that.

Why though? I never got the whole metric vs imperial. Americans rarely use either, like with weight they just use pounds. Not ounces, stone and very rarely they use ton or a slug. At least they use grain in their guns.

I know in most parts of Eurogay, we just list both. Road signs are mostly in KM, but in the UK its Miles still, and pints and fl-oz.

I honestly cannot see why anyone would ever care enough to decide to "champion" a system for weights and distances etc. Do they love 2 pin or 3 pin plugs?

 

[DumbDude43]

Why though? I never got the whole metric vs imperial. Americans rarely use either, like with weight they just use pounds. Not ounces, stone and very rarely they use ton or a slug. At least they use grain in their guns.

I know in most parts of Eurogay, we just list both. Road signs are mostly in KM, but in the UK its Miles still, and pints and fl-oz.

I honestly cannot see why anyone would ever care enough to decide to "champion" a system for weights and distances etc. Do they love 2 pin or 3 pin plugs?

two reasons
first, scientific and engineering professions all use metric units, and redditors are big I Fucking Love Science! types, so they worship metric units
second, imperial is primarily used in america (and UK to a certain degree) and redditors are big America Bad! types, so they bash imperial units

 

[moocow]

Reddit has multiple threads up right now because their favorite evil corporation, propaganda machine, company that makes all their favorite movies is having a summit with the faggots

What a bizarre headline. What is there to "defy," exactly? He's never forbidden them from hosting "summits" (nor can he). He threatened to revoke their special nation-state status if they didn't quit so openly meddling in state politics, then did so when they pushed their luck.

Is this one of those "we're still having fun *anyway*" loser parties off in the corner where nobody important is paying any attention?

 

[Ouro Boros]

Found out that the r/massachusetts subreddit was being managed by a new mod, Linux-is-great/Linux-is-best/whatever alts he made beforehand, and they were a complete lunatic tranny janny who went power-tripping and deleting/banning anything that didn't show full support for his politics. One of them happening to be the Ukraine debacle, but thankfully, they actually listened to the people and detoxed it by banning the janny and cleaning up house.
Video (sorry if I'm using a bad source, this just popped up in my feed): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS7gw2h5n2o
EDIT: Adding a bit more info.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

In short, fuck these people for sneering at $65/hr.

Man, gotta love the way that guy :eyerolls: at a job ONLY paying 65 an hour, as if that's beneath him

It very much is, for someone with ten years of experience. Even now, you can theoretically get that much with less than half that experience.

Some context: he's describing a $65/hr contract role, meaning he's almost certainly not getting any typical benefits like health/dental/vision. And the position is only going to last six months, if he didn't omit "possibility of conversion to full time". He's describing a rigorous interview process (even in the best of times) for a position that only ensures a very brief period of financial stability.

It's also an interview process you'd go through for a direct hire to a full time, in part because the convolution of such a process is so that the client and prospective development team can get a feel of you and chip in about how they feel you'd fit in, skills and temperament-wise.

If he could manage a decade of experience, I'm willing to say that his current plight is abnormal and "beneath him"... under normal circumstances, at least.

 

[Corpun]

Hearing this from a third party (r/Truestl), but apparently r/TESlore has a hate boner for the in-game book Notes on Racial Phylogeny and Biology because it is racism IRL or something.


Ummm yikes sweetie you defend an in-game lorebook being fact? You are a racist in real life.

TESlore is a weirdass sub anyways. You'd think a sub dedicated to lore discussion of a fantasy setting wouldn't be too autistic but you have so many autists righting up their own headcannon fanfics from the perspective of some in-universe researchers, people asking for cited sources from in-game texts (then disputing them anyways because they aren't sourced), and people outright obsessing over retarded troll posts. One time I saw someone ask about why homes in Skyrim don't have windows and instead of the answer being the obvious engine limitations, everyone started making weird ass theories about it being too cold or the Nords don't like windows and shit.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Hearing this from a third party (r/Truestl), but apparently r/TESlore has a hate boner for the in-game book Notes on Racial Phylogeny and Biology because it is racism IRL or something.
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Ummm yikes sweetie you defend an in-game lorebook being fact? You are a racist in real life.

TESlore is a weirdass sub anyways. You'd think a sub dedicated to lore discussion of a fantasy setting wouldn't be too autistic but you have so many autists righting up their own headcannon fanfics from the perspective of some in-universe researchers, people asking for cited sources from in-game texts (then disputing them anyways because they aren't sourced), and people outright obsessing over retarded troll posts. One time I saw someone ask about why homes in Skyrim don't have windows and instead of the answer being the obvious engine limitations, everyone started making weird ass theories about it being too cold or the Nords don't like windows and shit.

Have these Skybabies not played Morrowind where they call Argonians(bipedal lizard people) and Khajits (cat people) farm tools? This is the same universe where a group of dark elves killed dark elf Jesus with a spear made from the bitten off penis of the Daedric Lord of Rape? And no one likes to talk about the age difference between Michael Kirkbride and Lady Nerevar. Let's just say, she wasn't old enough to buy a M-rated game when Morrowind came out.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Reddit has multiple threads up right now because their favorite evil corporation, propaganda machine, company that makes all their favorite movies is having a summit with the faggots
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Hilarious that this story is allowed in the politics sub knowing how many stories they disallow because they aren’t relevant or whatever

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

My favorite was after the Rittenhouse verdict they forbided talk about it

 

[Monkey Pink]

Found someone and I don't know what to think:

Weak-Sand9779 (u/Weak-Sand9779) - Reddit

u/Weak-Sand9779:

www.reddit.com

overview for Weak-Sand9779

archived 23 Mar 2023 03:20:43 UTC

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Legitimate, troll, or attention seeker?

This person has only been on Reddit since March 6 and every single post is about her "electric chair fetish".

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Reddit moment:

Spoiler: dick cheese collection