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It’s nothing new, but Reddit used to ban people for saying something they thought was “homophobic” when it turned out it was not:

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You can’t even appeal the ban, and instead you get ”temporarily muted” for trying to appeal it, while not even be alerted that you won’t be able to.

With that said, I can see how normal Reddit users are leaving and going to other sites liked Twitter and (to an extent) 4chan. There’s no way this makes sense.
 
So after all the hullabaloo about API changes breaking third party apps, I idly decided to check what would happen if I opened Reddit is Fun today. Aside from getting logged out and not being able to log back in, the app works exactly as it always has. Apparently there's even a way to patch this and several other apps using Revanced to let you log back in and restore all functionality to how it was.

Jannies absolutely melted down, ruined massive communities, destroyed years of accumulated knowledge, and exposed themselves as being powerless slaves all over a change that can be subverted by generating an Oauth token.
 
Boost works just fine too. Maybe they didn't get around to it yet. Or they are just too incompetent to know how to do it effectively.
 
Holy. Shit. This has been food for my soul.

Watching the jannies impotently seethe as they try every arrow in their quiver with no success has been sublime.

These preening assholes who have built their entire lives around this tiny crumb of power they have online like a goddamn oyster making a pearl finally having to come face to face with the fact that 1) they don't matter 2) everyone who they thought appreciated all their hard work hates them 3) normal people can see through their insane disingenuousness.

All of their soothing delusions have been pierced. They're left with nothing but themselves. It is the only fitting punishment.

It's everything. If this same thing could happen to RPG.net I might find religion.
 
> AwkwardTheTurtle spent about $1300 before getting banned
> That was his entire income for the month + the previous month


hilarious if true. $650 per month in income, lol. you could make almost double that by working part time at a grocery store
That's within the range for a single man on SSI.
 
> AwkwardTheTurtle spent about $1300 before getting banned
> That was his entire income for the month + the previous month


hilarious if true. $650 per month in income, lol. you could make almost double that by working part time at a grocery store
The post is an obvious 4chan larp but this is the most authentic-seeming part.
 
r/ActualPublicFreakouts was made as an alternative to r/PublicFreakout, a large subreddit that is notorious for heavy-handed censorship. r/PublicFreakout is famous for deleting videos that make the melanated or people of gender look bad. Now it seems like the mods of r/ActualPublicFreakouts are also suffering from sandy vaginas.

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Y'all can't behave - so we won't show your comments! We still get to enjoy the melanated chimpouts, though. They're not removing those. Yet.
 
That's within the range for a single man on SSI.
that's the one thing that makes the post seem like it could possibly have some truth in it. i wouldn't be surprised if the majority of reddit mods were on disability, living in tiny shitty apartments and being sustained solely on foodstamps. the mods can mod for free because they're living off the government
 
r/ActualPublicFreakouts was made as an alternative to r/PublicFreakout, a large subreddit that is notorious for heavy-handed censorship. r/PublicFreakout is famous for deleting videos that make the melanated or people of gender look bad. Now it seems like the mods of r/ActualPublicFreakouts are also suffering from sandy vaginas.

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Y'all can't behave - so we won't show your comments! We still get to enjoy the melanated chimpouts, though. They're not removing those. Yet.
The problems these subs run into is that in America at least 90% of people randomly attacking innocent passersby are going to be black. They're not being brigaded by right wingers as they claim. Nogs just commit an overwhelming majority of crime including assault.
 
The problems these subs run into is that in America at least 90% of people randomly attacking innocent passersby are going to be black. They're not being brigaded by right wingers as they claim. Nogs just commit an overwhelming majority of crime including assault.
Not only that, they commit a lot of crime against people of their own race. If I was a nog I would still be scared of other nogs.
 
Why the fuck would an obviously lefty powermod confess his sins to /pol/? "

Him and his mates have have taken an open-ended vow of abstinence from the mop, he's missing his fix. Regular-ass updoots for posting up some chonky floofer pics on an alt (ugh) account in a different open sub are not going to do the trick at all, will not even be felt. The brain will automatically seek "new shit" "replacement shit". Bombing down a knobby rooty hill on a mountain bike or finding a coke dealer are both very scary propositions and you cant just "get a mop" somewhere so...try a new kind of updoot from a different far away land that looks a little different and one would take it a different way, it's brand new, novel, it imprints on the brain hard those very first waves of pleasure he gets from it, not gonna forget this, for like normal non-addicts it's like putting your hand in a chicks panties the first time, seeing your kid get bornt. It fucking owns.

It's tomorrow he's so excited for the new shit, it doesn't work, gets called a faggot here too, he puts the pistol in his mouth and does what so many have told him to do for so long.

There is a happy ending to all this, some weeks in the future of july 2023, an immigrant named manny who runs a trauma scene cleanup business is paid $10,000 by the landlord to clean the 700 sqft apartment up to some gov standard. Manny uses part of the money to buy his 14 year old son a new laptop, where we are now, as we see the son logging into reddit /u/niggerstomper88, his first stop is a "reoopening" thread on whitepeople twitter. It's become a tribute to the "manpersyn down" he starts typing 3 letters "KEK"
 
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I may have missed the post about this already but the sub r/bonehurtingjuice which sometimes is funny (but mostly not) is still in the midst of the janny takeover. Some of the commie memes are kind of funny but the threads are just full of people bitching at the mods lmao. There messaging is even more confusing than the retarded John Oliver posting.
While posting this I accessed their sub on desktop for the first time ever and holy shit it's obnoxious thank god I never use new reddit
 
So it seems that dumbass redditiors don't know what a NDA is
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Redditor breaks NDA, leaks photos of Google’s Pixel 8 Pro​

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Seemingly authentic photos of Google’s Pixel 8 Pro surfaced on the internet after a Reddit user broke their NDA with the company.
Over on Reddit, a user posted a series of photos showing off the Pixel 8 Pro. Supposedly, the user works for Google’s device team within the testing department. Unfortunately, this user wasn’t aware of the intricacies of leaks.
The initial thread, showcasing the Pixel 8 Pro is now deleted. In quick succession, users began pointing out how detrimental breaking an NDA can be. The user even responded saying “Maybe I should use a throwaway.” Not only did the user reveal photos of the device but photos containing their exact location as well as a picture with their face in it.

Redditor breaks NDA, leaks photos of Google’s Pixel 8 Pro
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While the user may want to attend ‘Leaking 101’, were treated to some interesting tidbits from the photos. For instance, the photos did highlight the fastboot screen. Here, the codename “husky” is listed. Additionally, it shows 12GB Samsung LPDDR5 RAM and 128GB of storage.




Additionally, on the rear side of the device, a label reading “Class 1 Product For Test/Evaluation Only” can be read. Under it, a “Zuma” sticker can be seen. This is the codename for the Tensor G3 chip.
As for design elements. It’s worth noting that the pill-shaped cutout for the Pixel 8 Pro’s camera array is slightly larger than its predecessor. It’s also shown that the microphone cutout is between the first and second camera lenses with sensors below it.
Of course, this is merely a testing unit. None of what’s shown is guaranteed to be featured on a retail product. Though, this does give us a very good look at an actual product. Moreso than renders has shown.
Image credit: Reddit
 
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