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[Syikeblade]

> Evil carnist dad has to be the one to pack away the crabs for release, so that this fragile flower of masculinity won't hurt his handsy-wandsies
> Gets mommy to drive him to the beach, which is 1 minute away (that's, what, MAYBE 1 km depending on the traffic and route?), instead of walking or driving himself

What an insufferable double nigger. Not even in their fantasies can they act like normal human beings. The only believable part of this story to me, strangely enough, is the father accepting the crabs despite not liking them; I know some people who'd gladly get their knees capped if it were offered as a free service. Maybe I just know some very weird people.

And, of course, at the end, everyone claps, apologizes, and tells this cunt how awesome and right about everything he is. It's all so tiresome.

I lost it at "I was their only hope"
Even in their fanfics they're dramatic and always crying.

 

[AnOminous]

There's debate if lobsters and crabs even have complex enough brains to register pain. I've boiled many lobsters and I've never seen them try to escape.

I have too but I've seen them thrash around violently and try to rip off the strips on their claws to the point they broke their claws. They're basically just ocean bugs. I'm not going to go through some retarded ritual of stabbing them in the head (because they literally do not have a brain) in some mockery of being humane.

I'm boiling these bugs to eat them. Fuck them if they don't like it.

Anyway lobsters eat each other. Even lobsters know they're delicious.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't kill animals because I have some deep seated animosity towards them. I don't. If I could live a life where I never needed to kill another animal again and could still live and eat a healthy and tasty diet I'd probably do it. But I can't, and this universe is imperfect, and so I kill animals and eat them. But I've never once hated them, even the ones that harmed me or destroyed my property, hell even the coyotes who killed my cat didn't get murked by me out of some sense of revenge, I was simply defending my territory from them like any other animal does.

Vegans need to learn that they aren't special or unique because they love animals, I'd wager most people do, even the ones who kill and eat them.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Vegans need to learn that they aren't special or unique because they love animals, I'd wager most people do, even the ones who kill and eat them.

I love animals, especialy in a nice butter sauce.

 

[Vingle]

There are dozens of snails of this kind outside where I live, only reason I don't stamp on everyone I see. Is that my shoes would have snails plastered on to the sole

 

[King Dead]

I don't kill animals because I have some deep seated animosity towards them. I don't. If I could live a life where I never needed to kill another animal again and could still live and eat a healthy and tasty diet I'd probably do it. But I can't, and this universe is imperfect, and so I kill animals and eat them. But I've never once hated them, even the ones that harmed me or destroyed my property, hell even the coyotes who killed my cat didn't get murked by me out of some sense of revenge, I was simply defending my territory from them like any other animal does.

Vegans need to learn that they aren't special or unique because they love animals, I'd wager most people do, even the ones who kill and eat them.

Honestly, the people who do kill and eat animals are likely much more humane than vegans. Hunters are generally responsible, and they fulfill a needed role by keeping herds at manageable levels. They don't try to cause undue suffering, partly because a wounded animal is harder to finish off but also because they aren't actually heartless bastards that enjoy inflicting pain. And those "villains" that Redditors always malign that go on African safaris to hunt big game are helping to fund conservation efforts and keep poachers from slaughtering animals senselessly.

And then vegans will go and support PETA who have killed thousands of animals for no reason and think they're the good guys.

 

[Crex Crex]

Emotional breakdown over roasted hog
I love the comments coping about how she's the normal one.

Poor boyfriend. Girlfriend is clearly neurotic from B12 deficiency.
Also lol at "I can't believe how they can eat an animal after seeing it whole!!!". Newsflash hoe, it's been like that for most of human history and there's still plenty of people who hunt and fish.

 

[Skeletonized Cow]

There are dozens of snails of this kind outside where I live, only reason I don't stamp on everyone I see. Is that my shoes would have snails plastered on to the sole
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Did I miss the joke? Because that's a slug, not a snail.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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Absolute insanity over drawing a meme frog. These people have no soul, and were probably only children that never broke any rules in school or fucked around as kids.

I have too but I've seen them thrash around violently and try to rip off the strips on their claws to the point they broke their claws. They're basically just ocean bugs. I'm not going to go through some retarded ritual of stabbing them in the head (because they literally do not have a brain) in some mockery of being humane.

I'm boiling these bugs to eat them. Fuck them if they don't like it.

Anyway lobsters eat each other. Even lobsters know they're delicious.

If it's a deer, I'll give them the .300 win mag treatment, a nice 180 grain slug, perfect overkill and will put the gentle beast to sleep in a clean shot.

A lobster? As you said, it's a bug. Even if it thinks, it's not about much. And they are tasty critters when properly seasoned. Personally like mud bugs-crawdads- because you just need to tie some chicken legs to a stake, put them in a lake at dusk, and you'll be eating mini lobster all night long.

 

[Vingle]

that's a slug, not a snail.

Thanks for correcting me.

 

[Boxbeater]

There are dozens of snails of this kind outside where I live, only reason I don't stamp on everyone I see. Is that my shoes would have snails plastered on to the sole
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Murder slugs get quite annoying where I live, just walk into any part of the forest and you will find these little fuckers.

 

[AnOminous]

A lobster? As you said, it's a bug. Even if it thinks, it's not about much. And they are tasty critters when properly seasoned.

It needs about nothing. The beer it's boiled in, the butter it's dipped in (maybe with some garlic), and not much else (maybe Old Bay if you're into that). It's just really satisfying to smash some shelled creature to bits with a hammer and eat literally every edible part of it, dipped in butter and garlic. You feel like a true carnivore.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

A lobster? As you said, it's a bug. Even if it thinks, it's not about much. And they are tasty critters when properly seasoned. Personally like mud bugs-crawdads- because you just need to tie some chicken legs to a stake, put them in a lake at dusk, and you'll be eating mini lobster all night long.

If you watch how a crab eats its prey, you'll have no qualms boiling it alive as it involves the crab grabbing some hapless creature and tearing it up with claws bit by bit. Being eaten by a crab is a terrible way to go. So, give the crab its just desserts.

 

[WelperHelper99]

If you watch how a crab eats its prey, you'll have no qualms boiling it alive as it involves the crab grabbing some hapless creature and tearing it up with claws bit by bit. Being eaten by a crab is a terrible way to go. So, give the crab its just desserts.

Yeah lobsters and crabs utterly shred their prey. Boiling them is only just, and they go fairly quick too

 

[Friendly Primarina]

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Yeah lobsters and crabs utterly shred their prey. Boiling them is only just, and they go fairly quick too

If you watch how a crab eats its prey, you'll have no qualms boiling it alive as it involves the crab grabbing some hapless creature and tearing it up with claws bit by bit. Being eaten by a crab is a terrible way to go. So, give the crab its just desserts.

Death by crab might eb a horrible way to go, but I'll say this: the crab is probably doing its best to get a fast kill, but it lacks the means. So I don't really subscribe to the "just desserts" school of thought.

Meanwhile, we do our best and we have efficient means. A stab to the brain? That's probably near instant. Similarly, it probably only takes seconds for the crab's brain to get heatstroked when being boiled. In any case, whatever the crab does (or how a wild animal would eat it) is slower, gorier and more painful.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If it's a deer, I'll give them the .300 win mag treatment, a nice 180 grain slug, perfect overkill and will put the gentle beast to sleep in a clean shot.

There’s an incentive to killing a deer quickly, because it will taste like shit if you don’t.

Lactic acid buildup in the muscles from running is responsible for a good bit of the “gamey” taste. Also why younger deer taste better

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

Here's a good totally true story from 2x about a brave woman bravely standing up for herself and her fish heads in Costco. username maybebatshit that's not a maybe that's a definitely

https://archive.is/jeioh

Spoiler: text

I was screamed at by some right wing psycho in Costco yesterday while waiting for ice cream with my five year old.
There were probably 30 people waiting for food because Saturday Costco is bananas but my son really wanted to try the new strawberry ice cream they have here. I figured no big anyways since my husband offered to deal with the check out line. We ordered and walked off to the side next to some white boomer dude and his wife.
It's Texas so of course we start up a conversation in line. I mentioned how rough it must be to work there since it looked like all of five people were getting the food out. This somehow visibly pissed him off and he started in on how a job is a job. I probably should have left it, but I decided to just casually say some jobs are a lot tougher than others. His next words exactly were "just like a fucking Democrat" and I said something like really dude? It was over at that point.
He went fucking nuts. He started screaming at me to go back to California? I picked up my son and said I was a Texan, born and bred, but that I thought it was time to leave it at agree to disagree because he was becoming aggressive. I walked to the other side of the counter with my son and he is yelling the entire time. I'm standing there in a group of strangers and the guy is just going off on me while my son is clutching me and clearly terrified.
Then I did it friends, I turned to look at him and I said you look as stupid as you sound or something to that effect and this one statement back was enough to make him push his cart over to his wife and stomp past me, literally knocking into my shoulder, just to let me know he could hurt me if he wanted.
I'm on the verge of tears and I go find my husband and tell him what happened. My husband tells me the point him out and he walks over ready to murder the guy. Wouldn't you know it, all of a sudden now that a man is involved the guy has a visible tail between his legs look. He just starts saying "No disrespect" over and over like as though that fucking means anything. He wouldn't even look at me. I asked why he was apologizing to my husband for screaming at me and he still just kept talking to my husband. It made me feel so fucking small and weak.
I don't know what I even want from this post except to cry about the fact that I can't even feel safe getting ice cream at fucking Costco anymore. I feel like I can't go anywhere without my husband. This is the worst one, but it's not the first time a guy has made me feel unsafe with my kids in tow. The last few years have been horrendous. There's nothing more jarring than the moment when you don't know how to protect your child from a stranger. I'm just scared and angry. Why the fuck are people like this?
Edit: I think it's important to note that I couldn't even find a manager because they were so busy. And this is Texas, I wanted out of there before the guy had time to get to his I'm sure oversized truck and grab a gun. I just wanted to go home, and I think a lot of y'all would have felt the same way in the situation. I also do carry pepper spray but I definitely couldn't have used it here. So I'm kindly asking to please stop giving me advice, I just want to vent. Thank you all though for your concerns, it is appreciated.

Lesbian teacher feels discriminated against she definitely wasn't talking about her sexuality in front of kids you guys

https://archive.ph/Chab1

Spoiler: text

Discrimination?? For being gay
I’m a lurker on here but I don’t know what to do anymore. This just happened. I don’t know what to do.
It’s my first year teaching at an elementary school. Second grade.
So basically Im female and I have a wife, 3 year old, and 6 month old twins. I love my family. And when introducing myself to students, I said that I have a wife and kids to my students. And that’s it. I didn’t know that was so wrong, because every other teacher also does it. Right? I never mentioned it again or anything. It was just part of my introduction.
Everything was normal for a while, just teaching. Until one day a parent requested a meeting and I of course said yes. In the meeting, the mom was angry at me saying I’m trying to indoctrinate her daughter. I told her that that was not my intention at all. But she kept going and going very angry. By the end she stormed out saying she’s reporting me to the district and getting me fired. I didn’t think she’d actually do it. I was just so nervous the entire time. But she did, and a little later, the superintendent wants a meeting with me without saying what about but I had a feeling.
In the meeting, he was saying that I should refrain from mentioning my family. I said I never said anything about it except introducing. He was being really annoying, shutting down everything I had to say. It felt so unfair. Like I was being targeted. Basically by the end, he threatened to fire me So fun.
The following week I was being watched by an admin. My classroom being observed from the start of school to the end. And he told me to take down my picture frame of a photo of me, my wife, and our children. Which was sitting on my desk.
This whole week kinda sucked. I just wanted to rant. That’s all. I don’t really know what to do but I’ll just listen. I love teaching a lot. It’s always been my dream. I could be in the wrong. I don’t know. I’m just so nervous about the entire thing. Sorry for the long post
EDIT: I was going to make another post but I don’t have that much to say. So I’ll put it in here. Thank you guys for all the help. I didn’t think it would get this much. Today is Sunday and I talk with the union on Wednesday. Also I’ve been looking for a lawyer with the help of my Mother in law because she used to work in law. And filing a discrimination lawsuit, maybe. Depending on what happens. Thank you guys for the help and I won’t take down the photo. I live in Texas but in a somewhat more liberal part. We’ve been wanting to move to California for a long while now. We got married in California but we stayed in Texas because family. But now we’re really considering it. Thank you for the help. I’ve read nearly all the comments

Both these totally true things supposedly happened in Texas interesting.

 

[Advanced Garbage]

If you watch how a crab eats its prey, you'll have no qualms boiling it alive as it involves the crab grabbing some hapless creature and tearing it up with claws bit by bit. Being eaten by a crab is a terrible way to go. So, give the crab its just desserts.

Kill crabs. Behead crabs. Roundhouse kick a crab into the concrete. Slam dunk a crab baby into a fryer. Stir fry crabs in a wok. Karate chop crabs in half. Crush crabs with a hammer. Eat crabs. Dissect crabs. Stomp crabs with steel toed boots. Drown crabs in boiling water. Feed crabs to sharks. Slice crabs with a pair of poultry shears.

 

[Lone Star]

If you watch how a crab eats its prey, you'll have no qualms boiling it alive as it involves the crab grabbing some hapless creature and tearing it up with claws bit by bit. Being eaten by a crab is a terrible way to go. So, give the crab its just desserts.

There are some crabs that will literally eat its young by the clawful.