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[SwanSwanson]

I smoke too and never had COVID.

This is going to be the most retarded health advice ever, but. One of the receptors targeted by the virus is a receptor that nicotine (and coffee) also use.

So there is a theory that nicotine can prevent COVID or lessen the symptoms.
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The main downside is that you have to be a smoker.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

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I don’t even know which of the involved parties is the most retarded here. The state of Britain probably.

 

[Coolio55]

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Just to clarify - after over 9000's hours of analysis, speculation and preconstruction:
It was probably because she downloaded mods where you fuck kids. Note the "childhood trauma" line.
Still retarded.

I have no idea how the UK police would be able to verify this let alone know what a "mod" is though. Maybe they have a dedicated gaming division?

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

It sounds made up, but it's no less ridiculous than what happened to Caroline Farrow.

"Wife" on Reddit, playing modded computer games, and suspected of sex offences? I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually a troon.

 

[Kerry]

It sounds made up, but it's no less ridiculous than what happened to Caroline Farrow.

"Wife" on Reddit, playing modded computer games, and suspected of sex offences? I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually a troon.

There ain't no women out there downloading skyrim wolf rape mods. Its either made up or 100% a tranny.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Reddit's race play subreddit is on ironically the funniest s*** in the world
These people need some psychological help

 

[Corpun]

> visit Reddit
> Top post "I (36M) don't like the way my wife (69F) folds my laundry", should I tell her I need to sleep with other people?
> Top comments "NTA, that's abuse and you should leave"
> Update "I found out she was fucking my dog, we are already divorced after 24 hours and she took a restraining order on me
>mfw

Sad thing is I can't tell if you are being serious or joking.

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I have a feeling OP's wife does not exist and OP got their laptop confiscated.

 

[break these cuffs]

There ain't no women out there downloading skyrim wolf rape mods. Its either made up or 100% a tranny.

Did you forget that 50 Shades of Grey started as a Twlight fanfiction? DSP's horse sits in her room and plays Skyrim all day. Skyrim sex mods are the kind of shit lonely weirdo geek girls who never got into yaoi would obsess over.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately read “Skyrim bestiality rape mod” and thought “troon.”

 

[teriyakiburns]

Did you forget that 50 Shades of Grey started as a Twlight fanfiction? DSP's horse sits in her room and plays Skyrim all day. Skyrim sex mods are the kind of shit lonely weirdo geek girls who never got into yaoi would obsess over.

You only have to peek at the omegaverse shit to see just how perverse women can get.

I don’t even know which of the involved parties is the most retarded here. The state of Britain probably.

The real retard, in this case, is the "friend" who shopped her to the rozzers. Anyone who voluntarily speaks to the police must have something wrong with their head.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

Does anyone remember Eugene Nix and the Coontown Drama?

 

[Monika H.]

Sad thing is I can't tell if you are being serious or joking.

Joking, but not too far off.
Some weeks ago there was a post about someone's husband being a bit needy because he had lost both his parents in quick succession.
Reddit's advice? Dump him, he's a killjoy who's bringing you down qween. Even OP was taken aback by this and even commented she'd never asked reddit advice ever again.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

We’ve had a lot of posts from COVID nutters on reddit, and I was curious folks…

What do these weirdos look like?

Well,I found one.

And he’s of course right in the intersection of all the correct Reddit opinions.

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“Blah blah blah modern plague… Oh hey let me tell you about Republicans being NAZIS”

Lol! Of course!

Now if you’re going “Gee, I bet he’s a skinny little bugman who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else!” Congrats. Here’s his YouTube:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XelseEtdy6Q&pp=ygUGYmxpbWl4

Holy shit this video slays me, he recites a bit from Homestar Runner holy fucking shit dude

The thing I don't get about the COVID psychos: I bet none of them were masking before 2020 despite the fact that flu was killing thousands of people per year. The above lunatic is on SUCH a moral high horse about how it's "just the right thing to do" to always do everything possible to prevent the spread of this particular disease, COVID, that there's no excuse for not continuing to take the highest precautions, presumably forever. I bet this motherfucker picked his nose while mouth-breathing on airplanes constantly pre-pandemic. It wasn't until the media-gubmint complex infected his tiny brain with fear propaganda that he started acting this way.

Things like mandatory masking, lockdowns etc. were always an emergency measure in the early pandemic when we didn't have a vaccine or a clear idea of how bad things would get. Once shit calmed down they became a guideline, and of course the CDC etc will always recommend you be safer, but normal adults understand that they're free to weigh their own risk vs. cost of things like masking constantly, avoiding social events and travel etc. I don't mask because it fogs my glasses and hides my sexy face, and those trivial reasons are in my mind enough to outweigh the minimal risk I'm taking of contracting flu or covid. I'm young, dumb, full of cum, and vaxxed to the maxx so I'm not too worried about getting sick. That's a perfectly normal judgement for a free thinking individual to make, not stupid sheeple behavior, not wild disregard for my life and the lives of everyone. Diseases exist, old people have to die of something. I don't understand this NOT ONE MORE CASE OF COVID AT ANY COST mentality. Nobody ever thought this way about flu.

 

[Sniperwoof]

The weird thing about reddit is reading it you'd think that it was full of teenagers and women because everyone is a weepy, overly emotional, pussy but actually literally all the demographic data gathered says its userbase is 80% male with a median age of 38.

 

[Fapcop]

I don't understand this NOT ONE MORE CASE OF COVID AT ANY COST mentality. Nobody ever thought this way about flu.

Well the thing is, many of them think that COVID is this new super scary SUPER disease.

Will give you brain damage, long COVID, permanently fuck you up, etc.

I’ve seen posts on there speculate about “how there’ll be a need for people who never had COVID in a few years”.

Basically many of them are expecting to be some kind of virus free übermensch in a world where most of the population has become disabled to some extent because of COVID.

I’ve seriously seen some of them talk about how it’ll be the end of civilization.

 

[DumbDude43]

I have no idea how the UK police would be able to verify this let alone know what a "mod" is though. Maybe they have a dedicated gaming division?

the friend who found the modded skyrim probably reported "her" to police and explained to the cops in detail what was happening and what it means.

also i'm 99% confident that this "wife" is a tranny

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

There ain't no women out there downloading skyrim wolf rape mods. Its either made up or 100% a tranny.

Did you forget that 50 Shades of Grey started as a Twlight fanfiction? DSP's horse sits in her room and plays Skyrim all day. Skyrim sex mods are the kind of shit lonely weirdo geek girls who never got into yaoi would obsess over.

You only have to peek at the omegaverse shit to see just how perverse women can get.


The real retard, in this case, is the "friend" who shopped her to the rozzers. Anyone who voluntarily speaks to the police must have something wrong with their head.

While female coomers do exist and they are as gross as their counterparts with a Y cromossome, they prefer shit like tumblr/Ao3 crap, yaoi, bishonens, and at most the sims 4 sex mods, rarely including bestiality or other cliches from AGP games.

May be a slight powerlevel, but a cousin at home noticed me using a AI translator to play a (non-coomer) visual novel that was untranslated at the time, so when I borrowed my computer for a week, the fucker trolled me by downloading some otome H-game based in Alice in Wonderland where I could only distinguish half of the characters' genders by the voices and fucking eye designs, had the Tweedledee and Tweedledum as fucking femboys, and I dropped and uninstalled it and all related files 5 minutes after launching because of a dialogue where the protagonist said one of them was heckin cuter than any woman.

So in short, this creature is 100% a disgusting zoophile troon and I would not have sex with it.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I’ve seen posts on there speculate about “how there’ll be a need for people who never had COVID in a few years”.

That's just as cringe as the anti-vaxers who claim everyone will be desperate for their unvaxed sperm soon.

 

[Batko Bandera]

Saw some posts of r/limerence on here, never heard of it before so I took a look. One of the posts I saw was more akin to a school shooters manifesto than a reddit post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/limerence/comments/195xagr/the_juice_of_her_lips_is_justice_how_a_limerent/

Some highlights include
- OP is a chink tranny
- OP harassed some lesbian out of his college's art club due to his obsession with her
- OP learnt Dutch to try to impress another obsession (lol)
But I implore you to read it yourself. I nearly threw up laughing

 

[AnOminous]

But I implore you to read it yourself. I nearly threw up laughing

He also uses this made-up "limerence" word that isn't in any real dictionary but somehow has a Wikipedia entry. It's a euphemism disgusting rapist perverts use to justify their stalking and harassment.