Posting this one because the whole thing is just cringe especially the update from the "wife". The nurse was hitting on her husband while she was giving birth? View attachment 5883702 L|A
idk what to make of this
if the random beach girl really started following them around for multiple days then that is indeed very weird
but on the other hand her obsession with the girls super inappropriate bikini gives me the impression that she is exaggerating the story for dramatic effect (like, its a bikini, there isnt really much room to make it that much more revealing than they already are by default)
If you're a woman who wants to have a kid and you don't do even basic research on the topic (old men sperm being defective isn't really arcane knowledge) before you hop on a geriatric dick, then you deserve what you get.
If you're a woman period, you should have genetic screening to make sure you aren't giving birth to some fucking retard, and if you are, abort the thing. Fuck Christoids. They actually want potatoes to be born to degrade the human species because they're morons themselves.
I remember discovering the existence of this guy through a DeadWingDork stream vod. Despite what many think of him, I really don’t care about his politics, I’m mostly there for the trash streams
Hello everyone, today I have randomly dug into a users profile and bring to you a tale, of such profound foreshadowing and intrigue that has not been seen since the days where some gook accidently invented the first person by writing the story from the perspective of a rock. (Dream of the Red Chamber, 17th century china). Prepare for heartwrenching scenes, high stakes drama, and a fat motherfucker in need of gibs. Prepare for a distilled stereotype at it's finest. Prepare for...
Act One, Scene One. Canard. I am trying to track down a bizarre issue regarding Stalker, Shadow Over Chernobyl and find myself on my Reddit feed. Someone on college is making a fuss about attendance issues. A lot of fuss about how crippled they are, being unable to move. Now, this strikes a chord in my heart, you see, my friend fell into a literal harvester when he was younger, and that made his last semester of college a nightmare. Above the knee prosthetics take a long time to adjust to, yadda yadda, so with a morbid curiosity I clicked.
Imagine being a (apparently schizo/bipolar) foreigner coming to the US and your roommate is this
Just to be clear, I did not edit this, these were literally right after the other
Now at this point, I had concluded that I had encountered something truly mystical, a literal walking stereotype. And with the enthusiasm of a jaded mortician I cut deeper. Enough of the nonsense. Presented without context, because I'm tired of handling spoilers.
I'm sorry but in this late stage capitalist dystopia, you MUST attend work, and you CANNOT eat all the pizza
You don't understand, she MUST eat all the pizza
No, dear, that's just a swollen pizza belly. She's self medicating from the hunger phobia
I have to say, in all my days really diving into a reddit profile, I have never felt more confident that if I encountered this person in the wild, on a train, maybe glancing at them fishing pizza out of a trashcan surrounded by a pack of may-be-pregnant dogs ravenously choking down an entire large pizza, or chasing after a horrified looking french jew with a steel reinforced walker, I would immediately know. There was plenty of stuff to touch on here. I had to go back when I first started. She made about 8 graduation caps about persisting as a woman. She was a self diagnosed autist, and a self diagnosed Hindu, and hated every single member of her Nigerian extended family. She had self diagnosed PTSD and wished that medically assisted suicide was legal in the united states. And after reading all of this, I have to say I have been persuaded to feel the same way.
r/yandere..just.. r/yandere is pretty much a lolcow goldmine (probably deserves it's own thread). But there are a couple of people there that somehow manage to stand out among them. First is yerederetaliria .
yerederetaliria [archive] (or Pilar as she calls herself) is a grown ass woman in here 40's who brags about being an irl yandere. She is also the Moderator of the Obsessive_Love subreddit (also a lolcow factory) She claims to be married to a guy named "Finnian"/Paroxysmalevent (who is also redditor himself too) and once engaged in verbal combat and threatened a "love rival" so badly that she had a restraining order filed against her by said rival, a moment she takes great pride in. She regularly posts lengthy posts describing how yandere she is for her husband in real life.
The story of how she engaged in verbal combat with a love rival and got a restraining order as a result can be found here ( Part 1 [archived] and part 2 [archived] ). She threatened to cut the hands off a girl for making a move on her man. Apparently her man lied to the police about feeling threatened by the girl's flirting which caused yerederetaliria to get off with a slap on the wrist.
Another user by the name of skelebabe95 [archived] claims to be an irl yandere and has a boyfriend (later fiance) who pulled a gun a a dude for asking her out. She also claims to be a 28 year old virgin.
Also this dood by the name of BoredWithADHD (but he eventually deleted his account. I wonder why?)
One weeb was so desperate that he searched FBI lists of female serial killers to find a yandere waifu:
Would be pretty funny if the rock started dropping the n word in interviews and talking about how the gays give you aids
Yeah I'm sure fascists are watching the rock and care about his opinions on things
Friendship ended with the rock
I wonder what turning on him means tar and feathering him to fight fascist sympathizers or bitching on twitter. Surely he will care because i said mean things about him on twitter.
Kinda funny seeing how much these dipshits will instantly attack someone because they don't give a shit about politics and only want to get their paycheck. I'm sure these guys care so much about a guy who's whole personality is being a brand.
You know what my absolute favourite, funny as fuck thing I love about Reddit? Being downvoted, and at times, banned, for apparently no bloody reason, because the moderators don't know what common courtesy is.
You know what my absolute favourite, funny as fuck thing I love about Reddit? Being downvoted, and at times, banned, for apparently no bloody reason, because the moderators don't know what common courtesy is.
I wonder what turning on him means tar and feathering him to fight fascist sympathizers or bitching on twitter. Surely he will care because i said mean things about him on twitter. View attachment 5885064
Kinda funny seeing how much these dipshits will instantly attack someone because they don't give a shit about politics and only want to get their paycheck. I'm sure these guys care so much about a guy who's whole personality is being a brand.
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Hold on, why is this at 0 updoots, how can this be, which one of you chuddies downvoted this. You will be permbanned from our subleddit
"It goes against democracy" has recently become a very popular thing for these faggots to say. It's a completely empty platitude that means absolutely nothing. Especially when our democracy doesn't even matter and is fake.
You're voting opposite of how I am going to vote? This is extremely damaging to our democracy.
Reddit requires the app to view content that it considers NSFW so if you're googling something and it links to a reddit thread you're forced to download the app if you want to read it. NSFW includes content about drugs and pharmaceuticals, which is why I now have the app on my phone. Thankfully there's an anonymous browsing option where you don't need an account.
Reddit requires the app to view content that it considers NSFW so if you're googling something and it links to a reddit thread you're forced to download the app if you want to read it.
Alternatively, just use desktop mode. Works on my phone at least.
Unrelated to the above reply;
I can't figure out of reddit users talk like robots, or if most reddit accounts are actually just bots. I've been noticing it more and more lately, but so many comments read like PR statements now that I'm really starting to believe the dead internet theory.
Go to any somewhat mainstream reddit - doesn't matter if it's about a general topic or something more specific, but read some of the top comments. They're either bots or Chris-Chan level autists that write/talk like they're in a commercial.
It's part of the posting career/resumè type thing. They want real journo professionalism, a few snarky colbert'ish jokes plus the most up to date grievance studies knowledge on display right up front when someone post history checks them.
They believe a hot girl will do this and fall in love because of how soy and journo-aspirational they are. They stalk every known female and chud's profile so naturally theirs must be getting checked out as well.
Edit they'll do it in dead, old or dying threads too. Paragraphs of official official-speak that no one itt will notice so it's obv for their history
Why are these retards compelled to bring up their marital status at every waking moment of the day? I don’t care if someone mentions it as a matter of fact but these retards do it in a weaponized “I’m better than you” way even when you are married yourself. It’s super annoying ISA bullshit.
If a post starts with “my husband/boyfriend” you can tell its more complete attention seeking bullshit than usual.
