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[FrancineCansMcGee]

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Dearest Reddit,

If Hillary Clinton had been smart enough to harness the Pepe for her campaign instead of going to war against a cartoon frog in the middle of running for President, the orange man would not have won the 2016 election.

Love,

Kiwi Farms, a self appointed spokesperson.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Predditors try not to be psychopaths challenge level impossible. The fish was going to die regardless of what his aunt did.

Spoiler: text

You took apart my fish tank? We both sink to the bottom.​

So to keep it simple, yesterday, I got a Siamese Fighting Fish (or known as a betta fish) named Eclipse (due to obvious reasons) I unfortunately didnt have a proper aquarium for it. So I made one out of a large storage container from Home Depot (Plastic), a coffee mug, sponge filter+ air pump and a lil bit of sand. Wasnt perfect, but it would do until then. So my aunt complains earlier this morning that "why you got this big ass container for this small ass fish" and "it dont need all that shit." (for those who dont know, betta fish need at least a 5 gallon tank) so i tried explaining to her that this isnt one of those "carnival goldfish" and needs certain criteria to thrive. And...that didnt work.

Anyway, I leave off of school. I get a call from my girlfriend (god I fucking love her) that i can have her old 30 gallon aquarium + filter and heater. I leave 2 hours early from school to put Eclipse in his new home..... only to find that she took upon her self to dismantle my makeshift fish tank piece by piece, leaving Eclipse dead in a tupperware bowl filled with freezing cold water in the middle of my bedroom floor. When I confronted her she said "I told you her dont need all that shit" and "thats what fish do". they swim and die.
Bet.

So once she left to run errands, I went into the living room and grabbed her picture of her deceased grandfather. (the only thing she has left related to him) and i dismantled the frame, bit by bit. And when she comes back home, where she's gonna find the picture? At the bottom of the bowl, torn in shreds, in freezing cold water, in the middle of her bedroom floor.

Sure, it might be a fish. But it was MY fish. MY money. MY joy. literally murdered in cold blood. Welp tonight she's gonna learn just how little things can make a big difference. Swim in peace Eclipse, who lasted as long as her namesake.

L|A

Spoiler: text

You took apart my fish tank? We both sink to the bottom: UPDATE​

Now, what you've all been waiting for. The Update.

So, about 2 hours after posting the OG, she got home and saw the carnage of my actions. And I never heard such a shrill scream in my life. And whats make it worse is that I couldnt help but.....smile.

You see, this isnt the first time she's disregarded something of mine. (This will be the last though) What makes this different is that its a living animal involved. She ridiculed my girlfriend in public. She's took $100 my cousin got for me for my BDay and "held on to it ( that was a year and half ago). She's misplaced a scrapbook full of letters from my mother during her stay at the nursing home. (she passed away in 2019.) And none of those incidents got responses from me. At the time, i thought everything was happening for a reason. But this was the last time I was gonna sit there and do shit about it.

You see, I've something about people. The only language that everyone TRULY knows and understands is violence.

Anyway, she started crying .(Cried so much, she could fill her own damn aquarium.) Once she got done bawling her eyes out, she stormed into my room and questioned me about it. I simply told her "doesnt feel good does it?" To have your shit disregarded?" I bet it doesnt. Besides, didnt your grandpa hate you because you refused to look after his grandson?" He never wanted to see you again. That includes beyond the grave." She then proceeded to threatened to have me arrested for destruction for property. I argued that I could do the same for Animal cruelty/abuse.
After a hour or so of this. She finally said that "one day you gonna learn to stop touching people's shit." and proceeded to leave the room. I responded "And you learned that lesson today

Was that disrespectful? Oh for sure. You can call me a monster. An asshole. A demon. A piece of shit. All the above for all I care. None of that stopped me from having something I havent had in awhile. A good night's sleep.

(Now some people were saying that the fish was good as dead anyway. And yes, I bought the fish not knowing what it needed. So I went to my friends over at r/bettafish and they gave me the idea of a makeshift tank. (And yes, everything was perfectly safe for Eclipse.) The plastic storage bin was cleaned and rinsed and filled with room temp. water along with the water conditioner. It had the coffee mug to hide in. It had the sponge and air pump as the filter. It had a small heater next to it. (not too close, didnt want to melt a whole in it.) It even had some sand in it. Sure it wasnt the best thing. But I can assure you, if she didnt touch that tank, it` ll still be alive today.

You can also argue that I only had it for a day. Why does that matter? If you had a puppy for a day, and your loved one took away everything it needed and left it outside, how would you feel? (Some people would say they arent the same thing, but it is. They're living beings. Creatures that could have lasted years. Things that people love. Things that people care for.

If that makes me a psychopath, then lock me the fuck up because Im sick of people disregarding my belongings.

Swim in Peace Eclipse

(P.S I think I need to point out that My aunt doesnt own the house, my uncle does. And he already told me Im not going anywhere. So I dont need to worry about that.

L|A
It will never cease to amaze me how credulous Predditors are this "article" is basically just a blog post outlining the details of an incredibly fake story that was posted on r/atheism "Look at how dumb those Christfags are falling for the rapture"

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(I don't care enough to archive this whole stupid story)

 

[AnOminous]

I guarantee whenever rhetoric like this gets thrown around they default to shit like the Rittenhouse incident or similar moments while completely disregarding the primary demographic that showed itself during the 2020 riots - and the demographic that continues to show itself overwhelmingly in US gun violence statistics, especially against its own damn self.

While there was definitely black looting during the Saint Floyd riots, it was mostly opportunistic and lasted as long as it took to get free TVs and Nikes and shit.

The genuinely nihilistic and pointless destruction was mostly white terrorist antifa wiggers, doing things like burning down beloved family-owned businesses and perpetrating acts of terrorism for no reason but Joker-like love of chaos.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

While there was definitely black looting during the Saint Floyd riots, it was mostly opportunistic and lasted as long as it took to get free TVs and Nikes and shit.

The genuinely nihilistic and pointless destruction was mostly white terrorist antifa wiggers, doing things like burning down beloved family-owned businesses and perpetrating acts of terrorism for no reason but Joker-like love of chaos.

True, looking back on it a good amount of the riots were instigated by them as well. The CHAZ and Portland were hotbeds of that shit.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Predditors try not to be psychopaths challenge level impossible. The fish was going to die regardless of what his aunt did.

The modicum of testosterone his pea-sized testicles managed to cobble together from corn syrup and soy implored him to accomplish something, anything that could be construed as dominance for once in his life. Being a redditor, the best he could come up with was throwing a tantrum over a $2 carnival fish for updoots.

call me a monster. An asshole. A demon.

I think I'll stick with "manchild".

 

[AnOminous]

True, looking back on it a good amount of the riots were instigated by them as well. The CHAZ and Portland were hotbeds of that shit.

It was still hilarious how CHAZ got immediately taken over by a Negro warlord and their "security" immediately murdered a couple teenage blacks.

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

"For the last 10 years I've been dating an Übercoomer who constantly shows me his porn (including sending me hentai while I'm at work), puts nsfw stickers all over his belongings and messages onlyfans thots, but the moment I express an attraction to a videogame character, he flips out, tells me how hurt he feels, calls me an incel and deletes all my saved fanart. By the way, I am currently pregnant with his second child. Reddit, what do?".



Part of me doubts that the story is real, but considering all I've read about redditors, that doesn't seem all out of ordinary for some especially deranged porn addicts.
To think about it, the whole post really reminds me of the transwidow stories, especially with the pregnancy trapping. My pattern recognition tells me of a likely outcome for this situation, and unless the woman leaves, it won't be a good one.

 

[JJLiautaud]

"For the last 10 years I've been dating an Übercoomer who constantly shows me his porn (including sending me hentai while I'm at work), puts nsfw stickers all over his belongings and messages onlyfans thots, but the moment I express an attraction to a videogame character, he flips out, tells me how hurt he feels, calls me an incel and deletes all my saved fanart. By the way, I am currently pregnant with his second child. Reddit, what do?".

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Part of me doubts that the story is real, but considering all I've read about redditors, that doesn't seem all out of ordinary for some especially deranged porn addicts.
To think about it, the whole post really reminds me of the transwidow stories, especially with the pregnancy trapping. My pattern recognition tells me of a likely outcome for this situation, and unless the woman leaves, it won't be a good one.

Jesus that bitch wrote 16 paragraphs of complete nonsense.

 

[Phoneposter]

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uh oh kiwibros we got too cocky

 

[Hellblazer]

These are the *top results* when searching reddit communities using the search term 'Dolls.'

'Torso Sex Dolls' in particular made me want to puke.

(Let me know if these should have been thumbnails or spoilered)

 

[anklyscr]

>beta fish
>ubercoomer

Of all the things that definitely happened these things aren’t one of them.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

While there was definitely black looting during the Saint Floyd riots, it was mostly opportunistic and lasted as long as it took to get free TVs and Nikes and shit.

The genuinely nihilistic and pointless destruction was mostly white terrorist antifa wiggers, doing things like burning down beloved family-owned businesses and perpetrating acts of terrorism for no reason but Joker-like love of chaos.

I don't think the smashing of local storefronts by white antifaggots during the Floyd riots was done nihilistically. I think it was done to instill fear in locals and also for the thrill of it. You'd often see them tear something down or smash a storefront and then they would have spraypainted some propaganda about capitalism, colonialism or white people bad on the front. I think it was done to scare people. A very lame version of domestic terrorism basically.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I know the concept of a "conservative" board on preddit is a joke but r/conservative has been getting hit especially hard by brigaders with their bots in tow recently. Someone posted a video of drumpf calling zelensky a con man and this is the top comment

Just totally normal conservative opinions nothing to see here friends
L|A

This exchange is also fun

 

[postfeetpls]

"For the last 10 years I've been dating an Übercoomer who constantly shows me his porn (including sending me hentai while I'm at work), puts nsfw stickers all over his belongings and messages onlyfans thots, but the moment I express an attraction to a videogame character, he flips out, tells me how hurt he feels, calls me an incel and deletes all my saved fanart. By the way, I am currently pregnant with his second child. Reddit, what do?".

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Part of me doubts that the story is real, but considering all I've read about redditors, that doesn't seem all out of ordinary for some especially deranged porn addicts.
To think about it, the whole post really reminds me of the transwidow stories, especially with the pregnancy trapping. My pattern recognition tells me of a likely outcome for this situation, and unless the woman leaves, it won't be a good one.

I don't believe these stories are true.
Way too insanely retarded. Can't be real because the way I see it - if it was real, people wouldn't post about it on the internet. Who would want to know? How would you read the comments telling you to kys asap or to leave because you've literally lost the last 10 years of your life with the worst loser in 1500KM radius. Nah. Can't be real
It's not real.
lalalalalalalalalalalalla

 

[AnOminous]

I think it was done to scare people. A very lame version of domestic terrorism basically.

They're just scaring people for its own sake, not to serve any greater purpose. They have no end game. They have no intention of ever replacing anything they're trying to destroy. The destruction is its own purpose. That is what I mean when I call it nihilistic.

 

[Roland TB-303]

They're just scaring people for its own sake, not to serve any greater purpose. They have no end game. They have no intention of ever replacing anything they're trying to destroy. The destruction is its own purpose. That is what I mean when I call it nihilistic.

They’re literally animals driven by ideology to destroy. No thought behind it at all, it’s all deeply programmed from being terminally online.

 

[ZipDisk]

Menu surcharges are a good thing! If you can't afford them, you can't afford to eat out!

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

The modicum of testosterone his pea-sized testicles managed to cobble together from corn syrup and soy implored him to accomplish something, anything that could be construed as dominance for once in his life. Being a redditor, the best he could come up with was throwing a tantrum over a $2 carnival fish for updoots.

I'm gonna pretend this fake as fuck story is completely real for a minute, but that shit is upsetting to read about. Even if it's just a shitty little carnival fish to most people it's still a living creature, you know? That being said, it's funny how that's the best thing a redditor could think up.

 

[Vingle]

Recently tried to give the (p)redditors a visit, didn't take long for shit to hit the fan. And this was in a shitposting subreddit.

 

[Crex Crex]

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Hide from the whites.

Terry Davis was more grounded in reality than this.