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Noble Redditor said:
At first I thought it was something relatable and human then it quickly turned into some weird sexual fetish gone wrong and I had to remind myself that redditors aren't human.

Women cheat. Women put men through hell. Don't ever get too comfortable in a relationship because one day you're being fed like royalty and the next you're eating Hungry Man TV Dinners. It's happened to better men.

But that guy is no man. I sincerely hope he learns a great lesson from this and turns his life around, but he's a redditor so he'll probably blame white people and troon out.
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redditors arent people remember?
 
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Swerf'n'Terf said:
r/frozendinners poster PLs. [Archive]
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LMAO even.
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Hooo buddy, this guy's profile is a hoot.

He's likely schizophrenic. The wife and bull probably don't exist. He does meth, "cryptid research," is a "private detective," steals copper from motel rooms, and claims a "hybrid couple" is living in his shed with twenty parakeets. Oh, also is furious that the bank teller "put something in her pocket" while he was depositing his scratch ticket money and thinks she's trying to rob him.
 
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The Tale of the Pooner and the boomer
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The pooner transitioned very late in life (at 56 after being married to a man for years) despite apparently knowing it was a "male on the inside since it was a toddler) and trapped it's apparently straight and "homophobic" husband into a gay marriage.
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Sexless marriage much?


Long story here: https://reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/o597b0/not_sure_if_im_ready_to_open_this_can_of_worms/h2luejy/
 
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biggnigghog said:
The Tale of the Pooner and the boomer
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The pooner transitioned very late in life (at 56 after being married to a man for years) despite apparently knowing it was a "male on the inside since it was a toddler) and trapped it's apparently straight and "homophobic" husband into a gay marriage.
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Sexless marriage much?


Long story here: https://reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/o597b0/not_sure_if_im_ready_to_open_this_can_of_worms/h2luejy/
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Why do pooners always choose retarded names?
 
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indomitable snowman said:
Troons also choose retarded names. It's the narcism inherent to them, they have to be gender special and you can't do that with a normal name like Paul or Mary. You gotta be Phinn or Ayden or Lilith.
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troons pick names from the girls in the porn they watch
poons pick names from the boys in the young adult novels they read
 
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>atheists in 2013: "in this moment, I am euphoric. not because of any phony gods blessing; but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence."

>atheists in 2024: "these cheugy-ahh boomervangelicals don't even skibidi-gyatt hahahaha"

ngl, this convincingly makes me want to reconvert back to christfaggotry.
 
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neurotardvirgin said:
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>atheists in 2013: "in this moment, I am euphoric. not because of any phony gods blessing; but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence."

>atheists in 2024: "these cheugy-ahh boomervangelicals don't even skibidi-gyatt hahahaha"

ngl, this convincingly makes me want to reconvert back to christfaggotry.
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I sometimes wonder if people like this are actual NPCs. They've never once thought that someone is wearing an ugly shirt or their hair looks greasy etc?
 
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biggnigghog said:
The Tale of the Pooner and the boomer
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The pooner transitioned very late in life (at 56 after being married to a man for years) despite apparently knowing it was a "male on the inside since it was a toddler) and trapped it's apparently straight and "homophobic" husband into a gay marriage.
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Sexless marriage much?


Long story here: https://reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/o597b0/not_sure_if_im_ready_to_open_this_can_of_worms/h2luejy/
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Reading this actually made me uncomfortable, poor husband. This is repulsive.
 
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The funniest part is that I checked the post history and theres a 99% chance this isn't a troll commenter

One of the best and worst subs to lurk, best because they hate being lurked, worst because its so repetitive, every other post is crying about some dumb bs like this and the comments are always very samey
 
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Ahh, reddit, never change.

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/Indiana/ My roomate finds my stripper pole in my private rented room disrespectful. The landlord wants it taken down because of my roomates complaints. I am under the impression that I can have whatever personal belongings I want in my room as long as it’s not damaging the house or disturbing my roomate. The pole is not bolted in, it’s built like a tension rod, so it’s not fixtured to the room in a way that is permanent or leaves marks. My roomate only comes home a few days every few weeks, and said it hasn’t disturbed him but it could at some point in the future which is why he wants it taken down. When I’ve practiced on it it’s not causing any ruckus and I don’t play music while practicing. I’m wondering if the landlord can suddenly state that I have to take it down or if I have some protection.
 
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