If some guy from the Internet allah ackbar suicide bombs the entire Final Fantasy IX development team, you heard it from me first. #FF9Killer
So I was on Square Enix Music's official channel listening to some classic Final Fantasy music. SEM has been uploading entire FF soundtracks, track by track to their YouTube channel and their most recently completed upload was FF9's.
Most people would listen to these classic music, be nostalgic for the past, and share their fondness of the game and the music in the comments section. With one notable exception:
I'm not sure the comments section of YouTube music clips is the right place for FF9 literary criticism/essays but okay. Let's take a closer look at this user.
"#FreePalestine"
When was the last time you saw a Palestine-supporter and thought "he seems like a reasonable well-adjusted individual?" Yeah, this isn't going to end good. At all.
While the early tracks had minor/small essays about mainly nothing, it is track 9 where we get first taste of his multiple massive wall of texts. FF9 has about 100 tracks and he has commented on most of them in a similar way.
This is what he has to say on the final track's upload.
If we search "Everything Wrong with Final Fantasy IX" we get a few hits including:
His essay on FanFiction.net:
This guy didn't just write an essay, he wrote a full fledged book (207,962 words).
His bio on FanFiction.net
Nothing says supporting the working class like sitting your fucking ass at home writing essays about a 30 year old video game for teenagers. You are literally a Marxist parasite stereotype. Without FF9, you (appear to) have nothing.
His twitter:
His deviantart:
Him annoying a few people on a forum:
Him annoying FF fans on reddit:
Speaking of reddit, his reddit:
"Eww FFIX" is literally his personality.
We know you're on the spectrum. We can tell from your obsession with FF9.
I don't think TV tropes are anti-communist... but I think TV Tropes are faggots so fuck them.
He's pro-Hamas but not anti-Russia/not pro-Ukraine? I'll give him some credit here for going against the libshit crowd.
Confirmed virgin.
Oh, he subscribes to the "The nigger was a samurai" narrative, despite Japanese people, who you assume would know their own history, never making that claim until a half-White/half-Jew fan fiction writer (I wonder if he has a fanfiction.net account too) popped up to help sell Assassin's Creed: Shadows. Now the validity of his criticism of FF9 is called into question.
...but you just cited Wikipedia... as a reliable source... about the nigger samurai... who was never a samurai... are you also schizophrenic? In an older post he says that "Wikipedia is edited by the CIA and full of anti-socialist bullshit."
I'll stop the reddit screenshots there. His reddit account is mainly boring political sperging or FF9-hating. To be fair, he doesn't seem like a full far-leftist with him saying things like women can rape too, 9/11 is an inside job, Western media is lies, and calls Ukraine supporters "simps." He doesn't reveal anything about his personal life that I've seen. With the exception of "I’m over twenty, BTW."
I've only played a bit of FF9 and I liked what I saw. But since I didn't play much I can't comment on whether his criticism of FF9's plot is entirely valid or extremely minor unfair nitpicking or a mix of both. I think he has the right to hate FF9. I don't give a shit that he hates FF9 and I don't care about his political opinions. I don't think there's anything wrong with writing a 200000 word essay on why he hates FF9. Unless it negatively impacts his daily life and it probably does so I change my mind, he is wrong for writing that essay.
But he is a massive autistic faggot and was deserving of, my autistic (to be fair) attention for one reason: for writing wall of text FF9 hate pieces on the comments section of FF9 music clips on YouTube. If he didn't, I wouldn't be writing this post.
I just wanted to listen to classic retro game music, fucker.
