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From the r/areweinhell subreddit
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I want to know exactly how dumb this dude is. What in the everlovin' dark hole that is the universe does that dude think he'll reincarnate into if the only known planet with sentient life is destroyed? Because whatever it is, it couldn't mathematically be anything like his old one. Or does he think that the whole planet is just going to magically reset to ten minutes before the apocalypse, only as a Utopia?
 
Offensive to style, perhaps.
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“I’m writing a book where one of the characters has vitiligo because I want everyone to be represented in my story.”

Really? Everyone? How about a Trump voter that is kinda nice? A lesbian who doesn’t want to fuck transbians? A non-Unitarian Christian? Even JK Rowling, you god damn bigot?!

Smdh. Check your privilege.

Redditor feedback will continue until morale improves.
 
Found this one on r/plural.
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I can't tell if people genuinely believe that they have some imaginary friend in their head with their own free will and such. Anyhow, this is your brain on reddit, shit parenting, and sociology courses.

Also why do they give their imaginary friends some of the most retarded names ever? Fucking wildberry of all things? Can't they just name them "Steve" or "Jane?" I guess they wouldn't feel special enough if they didn't go full autismo. It also was pretty common with people I knew like this in real life to make them be characters from media (most of the time from Hazbin Hotel for some reason).
 
I use reddit about once a month, and every single time I use it I feel the need to visit this thread afterward to cleanse myself.

Spending too much time on reddit is like spending too much time inside an asylum, at one point you forget what lack of brain damage looks like.
Every so often I make an account to dab on redditors and hopefully prompt a few of them to 41% themselves, then delete said account once I feel my mental health slipping. Here's the post that did it for me this time.

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From r/askmen. This was the most upvoted reply. I don't think I need to explain why this post made me feel like the protagonist of Idiocracy.
 
Every so often I make an account to dab on redditors and hopefully prompt a few of them to 41% themselves, then delete said account once I feel my mental health slipping. Here's the post that did it for me this time.

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From r/askmen. This was the most upvoted reply. I don't think I need to explain why this post made me feel like the protagonist of Idiocracy.
Well imo it's not that bad isn't it? After all, with such an attitude no one should ever become a father.
 
Every so often I make an account to dab on redditors and hopefully prompt a few of them to 41% themselves, then delete said account once I feel my mental health slipping. Here's the post that did it for me this time.

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From r/askmen. This was the most upvoted reply. I don't think I need to explain why this post made me feel like the protagonist of Idiocracy.
Post history is nothing but talking about smoking weed, being broke, getting annoyed by his white girlfriend and writing shitty rap "poetry" that nobody reads. I can absolutely believe he's better off poopsocking on reddit instead of raising a kid.
 
Well imo it's not that bad isn't it? After all, with such an attitude no one should ever become a father.
The fact that a guy can name himself Kush Kloud and boast about his self-centered, pointless existence and get cheers and applause is the real problem. Any somewhat functional society would have shamed this guy so badly he'd never be seen again.

In other words, I'm happy he's cleaning the gene pool for us, but it never should have gotten this dirty to begin with.
 
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Total doomer death. Only select few are worse than those that plant seeds of self-loathing into the minds of mentally and spiritually vulnerable.
What you see here is an example of the terminal stage of this malady, eager to continue the reproduction cycle. This is what happens when hugboxes are allowed to fester.
I wonder though, how many unfortunate souls will he try to drag to hell with him? This sort of seething hatred is common in mass killer pieces of shit.
 
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