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FuckedOffToff said:
I couldn't have married a man who didn't make sick, dark jokes.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bucket?


With a blender.


How do you get them out again?


With Doritos.


Can't beat a dead baby joke.
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That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes, this one used to be a staple in my country
What is it- small, white, *click*, red?

A newborn in a blender
 
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Oh yeah... those North Indians.. specifically them. That is why western countries are angry about Indians.
 
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FuckedOffToff said:
I couldn't have married a man who didn't make sick, dark jokes.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bucket?


With a blender.


How do you get them out again?


With Doritos.


Can't beat a dead baby joke.
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This is fucking disgusting. Doritos are shit, try some lightly seasoned tortilla chips.
 
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postfeetpls said:
"Why is Abdul legally allowed to go in a country without personal identification of any kind, pump his seed in 14yo girls without their consent while being housed, dressed and fed by said girl's parents' tax money, and why are people not only forbidden from pointing this out, but actively persecuted if they do?".
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Why do you have to include the part where you think you own the vaginas of the women of your country
It makes your post sound more like you're mad some other guys have a rape pass, rather than mad about the illegal immigrants taking jobs and taxes and houses.
 
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Mac Monster said:
These kids sound pretty funny. This teacher needs to stop being a faggot over a little dark humor.
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We all loved getting to read Huckleberry Finn out loud.
Crex Crex said:
This is what happens when you religiously follow an ideology that obsesses over useless shit instead of important things, too.
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One of the messages Trey Parker and Matt Stone set out to convey making South Park is that kids are assholes. Being bad and rebelling is part of being a kid. That includes saying "nigger" and casually joking about murder.

Songs we sang on the playground in 4th grade:

"I hate you/you hate me/let's go out and kill Barney/with a great big hammer bangin' on his toes! There'll be no more Barney shows!"

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, Santa Claus is dead/got out a rifle and shot him in the head! Hey! Barbie doll, Barbie doll, run to save your life/GI Joe, geronimo, and stabbed her with a knife!"
 
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Meat Target said:
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We all loved getting to read Huckleberry Finn out loud.

One of the messages Trey Parker and Matt Stone set out to convey making South Park is that kids are assholes. Being bad and rebelling is part of being a kid. That includes saying "nigger" and casually joking about murder.

Songs we sang on the playground in 4th grade:

"I hate you/you hate me/let's go out and kill Barney/with a great big hammer bangin' on his toes! There'll be no more Barney shows!"

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, Santa Claus is dead/got out a rifle and shot him in the head! Hey! Barbie doll, Barbie doll, run to save your life/GI Joe, geronimo, and stabbed her with a knife!"
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And who can forget the all time classic "I! AM! ICE CREAM MAN! RUNNING OVER FAT KIDS WITH MY VAN! WHEN! I! RING MY BELL! THEY ALL SCREAM AND RUN LIKE HELL!"
 
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Wild Wild Sonichu said:
Some of leddit's best nooticers have poosted Paki Snackie's schizoposting. They're surprisingly excited about it. Copepost attached.

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Crossposting from the Jackie Singh thread because only the most delusional redditors would believe that Jackie is a credible source for anything.
somethingiswrong2024 (aka the democrat Q anon) have decided that Jackie will blow this election wide open, trust the plan.
The originating tweet is Jackie pretending her life is in danger due to her research which has historically been false.
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Redditors, of course, seeing a crumb of a story they could like can't resist this type of bait.
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Blatant bluskeee advertisement
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very cool Very cool VERRY COOL. Also every negative thing written about Jackie is slander (it would be libel retards)
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Why put a target on your back pre-emptively before this shocking, totally real revelation? Obviously because she's so noble, not for attention!
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Being quiet is when you announce things that aren't even happening yet :patrickpointingathisheademoji:
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Drumpf is playing 6D chess and Jackie will be assassinated and also fall into her trap because she's playing 8D chess or something
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