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That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes, this one used to be a staple in my country
What is it- small, white, *click*, red?
A newborn in a blender
What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You can't fuck a rock.
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That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes, this one used to be a staple in my country
What is it- small, white, *click*, red?
A newborn in a blender
Do you know what's funnier than a dead baby?What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You can't fuck a rock.
You know what's even funnier than that?Do you know what's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown outfit
The OG version that I remember mentioned something about the baby being impaledYou know what's even funnier than that?
A dead baby in a clown outfit sitting next to a kid with Downs Syndrome
Right, but at least you're the one doing it instead of the cold hand of the law. Honor vs cowardice. Maybe Biden is being based and Klingonpilled.If my son was a crack addicted pedophile who fucked my niece and daugther in law it would be more human to just kill him myself,just saying
You're a fucking imbecile and I hope hunter molests your bussy next.Right, but at least you're the one doing it instead of the cold hand of the law. Honor vs cowardice. Maybe Biden is being based and Klingonpilled.
This is fucking disgusting. Doritos are shit, try some lightly seasoned tortilla chips.I couldn't have married a man who didn't make sick, dark jokes.
How do you fit 10 babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
Can't beat a dead baby joke.
What does a baby in the microwave look like?You know what’s cooler than the Ferrari in my driveway?
The pile of dead babies in the garage.
What’s funnier than ten dead babies in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
Why do you have to include the part where you think you own the vaginas of the women of your country"Why is Abdul legally allowed to go in a country without personal identification of any kind, pump his seed in 14yo girls without their consent while being housed, dressed and fed by said girl's parents' tax money, and why are people not only forbidden from pointing this out, but actively persecuted if they do?".
These kids sound pretty funny. This teacher needs to stop being a faggot over a little dark humor.
We all loved getting to read Huckleberry Finn out loud.
One of the messages Trey Parker and Matt Stone set out to convey making South Park is that kids are assholes. Being bad and rebelling is part of being a kid. That includes saying "nigger" and casually joking about murder.This is what happens when you religiously follow an ideology that obsesses over useless shit instead of important things, too.
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We all loved getting to read Huckleberry Finn out loud.
One of the messages Trey Parker and Matt Stone set out to convey making South Park is that kids are assholes. Being bad and rebelling is part of being a kid. That includes saying "nigger" and casually joking about murder.
Songs we sang on the playground in 4th grade:
"I hate you/you hate me/let's go out and kill Barney/with a great big hammer bangin' on his toes! There'll be no more Barney shows!"
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, Santa Claus is dead/got out a rifle and shot him in the head! Hey! Barbie doll, Barbie doll, run to save your life/GI Joe, geronimo, and stabbed her with a knife!"
Crossposting from the Jackie Singh thread because only the most delusional redditors would believe that Jackie is a credible source for anything.Some of leddit's best nooticers have poosted Paki Snackie's schizoposting. They're surprisingly excited about it. Copepost attached.











