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Young man asks about marrying girl he hasn't spoken to in 15 years, making billions and then inviting celebrities over to have threesomes. When people tell him he's a dumbass, he blames it on grok's phrasing.

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Archive of original: http://archive.today/ceK0u
Archive of repost: https://archive.ph/CHFjk

I’m 24, from a middle-class background, and I’ve recently come across something that’s going to change my life financially. think enough income to earn tens of millions a year, maybe more, over time. It’s overwhelming, and I’m still figuring out what it means. I don’t care about big houses or fancy cars; I just want a simple, cozy life.There’s this girl I can’t stop thinking about. We were neighbors as toddlers, played together 15 years ago, but I haven’t seen her since. She’s 22, from a lower-middle-class background like mine, probably never dated anyone. She’s humble, down-to-earth, and I want to track her down, reconnect, and marry her someday. She’s the one I really want.Here’s the tricky part: with this new financial freedom, I’ve got this thought in my head. I could meet anyone, and part of me wants to explore that—just not on my own. I’d want to stay with her, build a life together, but every once in a while, if she’s okay with it, invite a willing celebrity for a threesome. It’d be me and her together, only if she consents—I’m not trying to hurt or disrespect her.So, women of r/AskIndianWomen, imagine you’re her. You’re 22, lower-middle-class, never dated, and I show up, with this big life change, wanting to marry you. Then I bring up this idea—staying committed but occasionally adding a celebrity to the mix. How would you react? Would it surprise you? Freak you out? Sound interesting? I’m just being honest and need to know how you’d feel, especially if you’re from a similar background. I’m not trying to sound arrogant, just looking for real advice.
edit: u guys.. fck u. all i wanted was a single genuine reply, im not some nut from a nut house, im working on a startup that provides a service for half a billion users and get a service charge of 1rs from each one of them everyday, its not that unrealistic. i genuinely meant every word i said in the post. am i an asshole to consider spicing things up? dont other couples do it already?

I don't think I was ever that optimistic at 24. The fact he's pining after a girl he knew when he was 9 and she was 7 is concerning. I love how he has imagined her as being this pure, perfect humble, down to earth person. The 22 year old, he hasn't seen since she was 7... He wants to build a life with this unknown woman but all he can think about is cooming with random celebrities because he's gonna be a rich big shot.

He replied to someone with:
yeah..? but only i know if im right or wrong dont i. guess i get the last laugh
Which becomes funnier when you realise he deleted his account so quickly that sites like Reveddit don't even have it. A real shame as people with this level of delusion will always post other funny stuff.

Edit: His account was called SnooTigers7264 but alas no archive exists.

This was what his idea was:

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When you actually think about it, handmaid’s tale is just a very thinly veiled kink novel presented as a dystopia. The author just made a novel about her disgusting forced breeding fantasy and then tried to pass it off as a book promoting the incredibly controversial, stunning, and brave ideas like “rape is bad”, “we shouldn’t treat women like property”
Atwood based the society in the book on post revolutionary Iran. I think it’s extremely dishonest that’s she’s allowed everyone to run with the idea that it was actually based on the totes real possibility that we’re going to be living under christofascism yall.
 

Young man asks about marrying girl he hasn't spoken to in 15 years, making billions and then inviting celebrities over to have threesomes. When people tell him he's a dumbass, he blames it on grok's phrasing.

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Archive of original: http://archive.today/ceK0u
Archive of repost: https://archive.ph/CHFjk
It all seemed too stupid to be real, until the reveal: he's indian.
I don't think I was ever that optimistic at 24. The fact he's pining after a girl he knew when he was 9 and she was 7 is concerning. I love how he has imagined her as being this pure, perfect humble, down to earth person. The 22 year old, he hasn't seen since she was 7... He wants to build a life with this unknown woman but all he can think about is cooming with random celebrities because he's gonna be a rich big shot.
That's how they think. He essentially thinks his "new millions" will let him just stroll in and buy her from her parents, and since they're all indians, he probably can.

And then he'll buy a threesome with a celebrity

This was what his idea was:

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Ah, so he wants to start a Silk Road clone.
 
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This was what his idea was:
I was going to say "at least he didn't try copyrighting the idea" before reading that last sentence. There are few things in this world more contemptible than wannabe entrepreneurs. They'd copyright the cure for cancer and squat on it despite having absolutely no capability of finding one if they could.
 
Got a quickie today that sums up Reddit as succinctly as I could have ever hoped.
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NEET kills rich father. Someone asks a question about the case. The correct answer gets some uptokes. Snarky, irrelevant one-liner gets three times the votes and gets that orange highlight thing, whatever that is.
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"Affluenza" was never part of his defense, but far be it from a redditor to interpret reality as something other than a cartoonish parody of how things actually are. He's rich, therefore affluenza. Beep boop.
 
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Disturbing that Shatterpoint887 thought people wanted to know that. According to a comment further down they're now married so don't keep track of this any more. Creepily someone else was happy to inform that they do this too.

I would have said good on him for getting married and away from whacking it to porn daily (whilst logging it like some perverted accountant) but he was still searching for an Instagram of some random girl a year ago (same year his I got married comment was from):
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https://old.reddit.com/r/tipofmypenis/comments/17glgdl/girl_in_sheer_top_dancing_on_a_cliff/
And was even posting pictures in a NSFW subreddit of some random E-Girl.
And an old post on ProstatePlay (NSFW) that predates the tracking whacking habits.

The reason I bring this all up is that I can't comprehend why you'd share all this stuff attached to the same account you put your more normal activities on.
 

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OP is an assistant manager in foodservice in a nursing home or something like that. One of his employees seems like they literally cannot read or follow instructions, and is verbally and physically hostile. This is obviously a huge problem. This person has somehow worked here 22 years and previous management never wrote them up for some reason. OP also mentions the guy is an immigrant, but has been in this country like 40 years.

Comments are fucking bizarre, extremely cold and rude toward OP, saying how he just needs to do his job and just help this poor employee! He shouldn't be so invested in getting this veteran employee fired, who cares if he's a danger to everyone. And several of them are calling him racist/xenophobic.Screenshot_20250224_040956_Reddit.jpg
 
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Why am I seeing "shoujo" so much now. My only vague perception is that it's light hentai for women, but I'm probably missing the "subtle nuances" that its fan base I'm sure would love to explain in detail.

Anime becoming mainstream has been a disaster for western society.

Edit: Apparently I'm not the only one who's confused. My mental association with it being porn is probably due to only seeming female coomers gak about it online.
 
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