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Arrival said:
How did this guy even become a professor when he can't even tell if someone's using drugs?
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It's more a question of how anyone who isn't a complete retard ends up a professor, because you HAVE to be this stupid to become one. You're literally not allowed to think in academia. You just have to believe the most insane bullshit that is current year. No joke. If you don't, you have no tenure track position, those are only for completely brainwashed cultists.
 
Mac Monster said:
R/pics is still just redditors tardraging about Trump and Musk, with nearly every single post being about them in some way. This one stuck out to me just because of how low-effort and pathetic it is, yet it still managed to get nearly a thousand upvotes.
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Nerdy nitpick here but it isn't technically an anagram if it contains a deliberate misspelling, true anagrams are grammatically correct.
 
futaconnoisseur said:
As an adult there's just no equivalent to school/college where you're pushed into a situation where you bond with people. This isn't the 1980s where the Internet didn't exist and people actively sought out ways to socialize with others.

Most adults spend their free time either browsing social media or engaging in hobbies by themselves/with longtime friends.

Only boomers go out to meet people irl at this point.
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Reddit tier takes in the Reddit thread. Adults have these things called jobs, and when they're shitty (and most of them are in some way) you end up making friends with your co-workers. Likewise, you can make friends as an adult literally anywhere, if you're failing at it perhaps it's a skill issue, put in some effort. To keep on Reddit theme, I advise that you "go outside and touch grass."
Punished Magician said:
Get a room already, for fuck's sake. I don't want to hear about your emotional dependence on your secondhand sex doll or how your sigma nofap streak is going to make you a chad with the ladies any day now. Post funny redditards or shut up.

Here's another from r/SluttyConfessionsDesi, where sirs go to post porn logic scenarios that obviously did not happen (though in this case the profile indicates it might be an OF whore instead):
"A stranger showed me his dick on the train and i sucked in public"
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This is what they actually think will happen next time they sexually harass a woman. My favorite part is how the encounter is described as a "perfect moment of connection and intimacy".


"I took off my bra in a restaurant"
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This one is the part of the venn diagram where "everyone clapped" stories about totally freaking owning the entitled karens!!!! and goontard fapfuel overlap. I like to caption it "and then everyone fapped", myself.

I sincerely, truly doubt that a woman taking off her bra in the middle of a public space in India would go that well, for starters... but more importantly, the way it's written reeks of ChatGPT prose, and my suspicions were confirmed looking through the uploader's profile; he (because let's not kid ourselves here) usually types ellipses with space on either side like ... this, but for this story it's written properly with only a space afterwards like... this. This is because he couldn't even bother to write it himself (he only had one hand free, after all), and instead asked good ol' not-so-cleverbot to come up with his fantasies for him. The jeets are outsourcing their own jobs now! How shameful.
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More mounting evidence that every Reddit story is just made up. I've been on trains all over the world and even in the most polite society someone would have stopped scenario 1 from happening. I don't get what these liars get out of posting clearly fake stories online? Presumably made up internet points. I guess you can sell high karma Reddit accounts.
CoolFool said:
It is easier than ever to get sex. Some of the most foul, hideous and socially inept cows on KF manage to get laid. Literally open up Tinder or another hookup app and you will find someone to have sex with. Will they be a super model? Highly doubtful, but no matter how ugly and socially awkward you are, you can find SOMEONE to have sex with. No one needs a sex doll.

To keep this thread on topic, I actually took a gander at /r/SexDolls. I'm not going to post all the gross things I found. I will say that several users on there have dolls that are clearly meant to look like minors.

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There are also users that try to get their dolls to look as real as possible, going so far to make their "skin" have pores and wrinkles.
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I don't know how I still get surprised by this stuff. Gooners are simultaneously disturbing and morbidly interesting.

I am so glad that I am older/more mature than the average Redditor. You learn as you get older that having sex isn't the be all and end all. At least you do once you've been in serious relationships that involve planning a life together beyond fucking every night.
 
DefinitelyNotMe said:
literally my first thought as well, but if we go by definition its doesn't look like that
testosterone isn't considered harmful or infectious chemichal
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I'm gonna say tricking people into being exposed to a hormones without their knowledge or consent is at least assault or whatever they'd charge someone who committed a mass poisoning with.
 
kiwirevolving said:
you WILL eat the axe wound and you WILL be happy

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OP's account is only a year old, yet it has 409k post karma and most of it is from r/LetGirlsHaveFun. talk about being terminally online where all you do is post shitty hentai memes

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That's porn of the handler and blacksmith from Monster Hunter Wilds isn't it?
 
kiwirevolving said:
you WILL eat the axe wound and you WILL be happy

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OP's account is only a year old, yet it has 409k post karma and most of it is from r/LetGirlsHaveFun. talk about being terminally online where all you do is post shitty hentai memes

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Wtf is that subreddit? I first noticed it by having the displeasure of seeing screenshots of it. I went there to take a quick look, and it just has such weird snergy, in additional to a lot of standard dumbassery. It's creepy, even.
 
more of redditors not reading the articles, not getting more context, etc. this is the crux of what makes a redditor so stupid and worthless, to me.

the indepedent is known for their strong headline game so this one came as no surprise to me. obviously there'd be more to this even on the most average of cases.
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doing some article reading, you can see this young woman was claiming all this.
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so by this stage i'm already thinking 'can't do the time don't do the crime', which of course retardditors think is an own. ignore that people in this list served time for what they did, or were simply not convicted in the first place, they sure as fuck didn't sign a plea deal saying they were guilty.
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there was a post with more snark about all this involving how the US is sooooooo 'anti-pot' because of this... but then there was a response that someone edited, and that was what told me maybe some of these nogs have been learning to read.
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and finally, a bunch of people actually getting it. if you're gonna be a criminal, you get the consequences of that. surprisingly few people going 'yeah well she's just a retarded brownie no way she could've fed her kids with a real job, or had a real family with a husband who didn't leave her with 5 kids to support all on her own'.
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of course, they mention that under the biden admin, this probably would've been a valid strategy, thus keeping an actual money mule and drug cartel in business. remember, deportation is important.
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and of course, you can't forget the random white tourist redditor who doesn't know how dangerous countries like laos are internally.
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probably a tranny or something, who thinks the united states are a cursed deathland for all those who troon out. laos is high on the list of places tourists get stolen from or raped, and in 2015 (it must have gotten better since then i guess) it was listed as a high advisory level for travel for US citizens.
 
@MetokurGroomedMe


>Currently, possession of any amount (first offense) is a misdemeanor, punishable by up to 6 months in prison and a $1,000 fine. Possession of any amount for a subsequent offense is a felony, punishable by up to 3.5 years in prison and a $10,000 fine, which is also the penalty for selling 200 grams (7 oz) or less.

So uh

What else was she doing that got her picked up by the popo?

>She was a legal permanent U.S. resident starting at age 7, but that status was revoked when she pleaded guilty to taking part in a marijuana trafficking operation in 2022.

>marijuana trafficking

How much Mary Jane was she trafficking from the Golden Triangle?

>At the end of her sentence, Yang was transferred to an ICE detention facility. There, at the advice of another attorney, she agreed to a document stating that a deportation order would be entered against her in exchange for being released.

>Despite agreeing to be deported, she and her attorney believed it wouldn't happen

SHE AGREED TO BE DEPORTED

Taken from https://www.jsonline.com/story/news...-from-milwaukee-deported-to-laos/82415744007/

She had no "husband"

She did not bother to marry him

If she had done that she could have gotten American citizenship and not had been deported
 
SpiderBitch said:
r/Netherlands powermods having a normal one

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Imagine wasting your time being a janny and no one in your sub even likes you
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So I literally could not believe this to be the case so I looked at it and there is a different dynamic in the Netherlands with multiple subreddits

The largest subreddit is r/thenetherlands which allows both Dutch and English, as long as the comments are consistent with the post.
The second largest with 1/5 the amount of people is r/netherlands which is the one that is posted and is only English.
The third largest is r/nederlands which is only Dutch.

To be honest it doesn't seem like too bad of a system, but the fact that an English only subbreddit about the netherlands exists is pretty stupid but that's the world we live in now a days. Whether they are English, Mexican, Brazilian, American, Venezuelan, Polish, Chinese etc. people just move places and don't bother to learn the language and don't care. If I had to guess r/netherlands is the black sheep of the 3 and has the least productive discussion but I don't know, I ain't Dutch.
 
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