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[Beautiful Border]

@Beautiful Border What's the accent assigned by my head to the voice that's reading this post?

The generic robot voices the Youtube and TikTok content mills that read this slop out use, of course.

 

[GilaCutter]

The pronoun people have a double standard where sometimes if you piss them off and you've been marked as "bigot" by them for not caring about pronoun stuff they start intentionally "misgendering " you in a "it's ok when we do it! still don't you feel bad though? don't you not want to do it anymore?!" way. They're literally just projecting their own intents of control onto you when doing pronoun shit or framing you as bad for not seeing "preferred pronoun" shit as important. I've had so many fucking disgustingly predictable encounters with those types of people the last near decade now that my autismo pattern recognition knows every move immediately and yet can't really do much but go through the motions of the encounter because these people either see it as some kind of own or egg cracking shit or whatever. They are so hard programmed and deluded that they think this will help people join their cause, not getting the fact that if someone already showed no care about pronoun stuff that spamming them with it won't make them suddenly care about it.

I would be mad for being called a bigot, not because it isn't true, but because it's not true enough.

 

[23iwakura23]

Would not be shocked if half of those are sugar pills

This isn't the case at all. 3 of them are obviously xanax (the very rectangular, 3-segmented tabs). The very round pills labeled "434" are trazadone, which is some sort of retard pill for depressives. The little yellow one is probably topiramate, which is a migraine pill, which makes sense given that a cocktail like this overloads serotonin, which causes migraines if it isn't properly regulated. I could be wrong, though, since there's other pills that are yellow with "g" on them. I'd have to see the obverse to 100% it for you.

The big capsules, I cannot identify since they don't show enough in the image. Caps like that to me usually suggest antibiotics, but I cannot say in this case. Could be anything.

But yeah, overall, most of this handfull is psychotropic. It's real drugs, and the user is just a crazy fuck.

This is a modern "woman's cocktail" in my estimation. This is just the sorta stupid shit a self-castrating woman takes to deal with how no one is rich enough to make her a housewife. This is not to state something sexist. All women will to be housewives like all men will to be warlords. Neither of us will get the total fulfillment of that vocation, but there's a certain primal will we all want. To this ends, we strive, though, and it makes an affect on our psychology.

 

[GilaCutter]

Now, every time I try to bring it up, he gets really defensive. He won’t read AITA to me anymore and keeps saying that I’ve “shattered his innocent joy” because now he can’t unsee the pattern. I didn’t even want to ruin his fun—I just wanted to point out that we’re both being played here.

What I don't understand about this story is it sounds like it wasn't even that fun. You'd think he'd be glad that all this stupid shit he was angry about, didn't actually happen. I don't think he's mad that his "innocent joy" has been taken away from him; It sounds to me like the guy's just mad that he's been made to look like a fool.

Which he is.

Unless this story is fake, too.

 

[Thiletonomics]

The r/q50 subreddit continues to be a goldmine for content, this time, a guy made his headlights red, which is illegal in notable countries like the US: / Archive

And the video has the same shitty ass rap music that Nissan and Infiniti drivers love to blast at full volume. This is also the same guy that posted a video of himself sliding through a corner in the same said Q50:

Just like how Infiniti drivers tend to be reckless idiots (which are usually black too, since they also love the Nissan Altima) that do stuff like putting ricer mods on their car, and driving dangerously to the point of crashing, the subreddits for those cars, r/G35 r/G37 r/Q50, also have their fair share of idiots. An Infiniti Q50 driver posted a video of himself sliding through a corner, and got roasted heavily for it. / Archive

The r/NissanDrivers subreddit also roasted the shit out of this guy too. / Archive

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The fact that he's also recording this video while driving one-handed, and shitty rap music is playing also solidifies the Nissan/Infiniti stereotypes.

And the funnier part is that the OP also attempted to defend his reckless driving behavior:

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[biggnigghog]

The incel-to-troon pipeline is real. Straight from the horse's mouth:

".Being a girl allowed me to be in girls only spaces and a few times i saw some of my girl friends naked, and comfortable being naked around me. this feels like every incels dream. and since im telling everyone, myself included, that im a girl, but im not doing anything to pass or at least trying to pass,, could I consider myself an incel pretending to be a girl only for the "benefits" of being considered a girl and thus allowed in girl spaces?"


Source https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/196l860/the_incel_to_tgirl_pipeline/

These incels are such utter failures at being men so they troon out, partially in hopes that life will be on Easy Mode and partially so they can creep on actual women and get china. Preferably lesbians. (Chris basically took this route)

 

[Meth Reindeer]

One of the most depressing rabbit holes on reddit is this entire underbelly of addition to prescription medication that seems to exist in so many people on the site, only made worse by their humblebragging when they reveal how reliant they are on meds to function (the same kind of energy as "Don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee,").

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These overmedicated ghouls are the ones preaching to you about how the world should be run, by the way.

That's got to be fake. No way is a non elderly person functioning in society that medicated and willing to admit to it. I've known a few people who've been on antidepressants or what have you and they don't go around bragging about it to strangers, in fact they struggle to tell close friends.

But yeah, overall, most of this handfull is psychotropic. It's real drugs, and the user is just a crazy fuck.

I stand corrected. I need some pills after the realization that they walk among us.

These incels are such utter failures at being men so they troon out, partially in hopes that life will be on Easy Mode and partially so they can creep on actual women and get china. Preferably lesbians. (Chris basically took this route)

I don't get how dumb they are. They've pretended to be a woman so they can see women naked in the flesh but they've cock blocked themselves as a result. They might as well stay in their goon cave.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

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This is patient zero. This image destroyed western villain discourse because it equates a villain being a good person with a villain being well written. I can't even think of a single character who has "better motives than the hero" because to be a villain you need to be bad in some way. This image has snowballed into ranking villains based entirely on how noble they are instead of their entertainment value. The tide has turned against it and people make fun of it now but it was treated as fact for years.

So no, it's not a mystery why this new wave of "I love villains that aren't bigots" is coming into focus. It's based on this ridiculous belief that being racist or sexist is worse than being a mass murderer or a thief. Rape is still unilaterally seen as evil though, but only if it's a woman going by how Anissa from Invincible is treated like Voldemort but there are infinite excuses for like, Dracula and his slave harem.

I know it's not the first, but Thanos and Infinity War were a major moment for this nonsense. Thanos "did nothing wrong" because it was for like, conservation or something.

Ignoring the fact that it's, you know, mass murder at an incomprehensible scale, there's the facts that

1) You eliminated half of all humans. There are things in the Marvel universe that eat humans. You eliminated half of their food.

2) The Marvel universe has magic - the ability to make something from nothing. Resource shortages shouldn't be a thing.

3) The Marvel universe has nanotechnology that transmutes one thing into another. Resource shortages shouldn't be a thing.

4) Most civilizations in the Marvel universe haven't achieved anything near full exploitation of their available resources.

5) Populations grow to meet the level of available resources, and then decrease when they exceed that level. This happens cyclically and is called that environment's carrying capacity. The snap just postpones one iteration of this cycle.

Thanos' plan makes no fucking sense, and none of the "genius" characters in the setting ever even try interrogating the idea and telling Thanos that he's a retard who doesn't understand ecology. Thanos "did nothing wrong" because no one thinks about it beyond his goal being, functionally, "equity."

It's unfathomably stupid and presaged all these people later supporting "degrowth communism."

 

[Zombocom]

Thanos' plan makes no fucking sense

Yes, and his own civilization where he had first proposed his plan immediately told him it's retarded and he should fuck off, since then he was obsessed with proving them wrong, even if it really is retarded. I don't know if I should give writers so much credit to intend this reading, though.

 

[Harold Shitmum]

Thanos "did nothing wrong" because it was for like, conservation or something.

I'm not a comic sperg but from what I've read online his original motive for killing half of humanity was because he was simping for the female embodiment of death in the Marvel universe. One of his early teasers even has him saying "to challenge them is to court death" which makes sense if you've read the comics but makes no sense at all considering how they changed his motives/character to be palatable to the smoothbrained masses.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

The incel-to-troon pipeline is real. Straight from the horse's mouth:

".Being a girl allowed me to be in girls only spaces and a few times i saw some of my girl friends naked, and comfortable being naked around me. this feels like every incels dream. and since im telling everyone, myself included, that im a girl, but im not doing anything to pass or at least trying to pass,, could I consider myself an incel pretending to be a girl only for the "benefits" of being considered a girl and thus allowed in girl spaces?"
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Source https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/196l860/the_incel_to_tgirl_pipeline/

These incels are such utter failures at being men so they troon out, partially in hopes that life will be on Easy Mode and partially so they can creep on actual women and get china. Preferably lesbians. (Chris basically took this route)

This is most likely the video he watched:

tl;dw Manga, child sexual abuse and being a failed man made the uploader transition to a woman. Many such cases.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

This happened a while ago and was previously posted in this thread. I saved this because I thought it was funny.

A Pakistani/Muslim subreddit decides to ban Indians/Hindus causing a brown civil war among the members, accusing each other of lying.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Thanos' plan makes no fucking sense, and none of the "genius" characters in the setting ever even try interrogating the idea and telling Thanos that he's a retard who doesn't understand ecology. Thanos "did nothing wrong" because no one thinks about it beyond his goal being, functionally, "equity."

Thanos motivation was better when he wanted to kill people so he could fuck Death.

 

[Kyangyenki]

One of the most depressing rabbit holes on reddit is this entire underbelly of addition to prescription medication that seems to exist in so many people on the site, only made worse by their humblebragging when they reveal how reliant they are on meds to function (the same kind of energy as "Don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee,").

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These overmedicated ghouls are the ones preaching to you about how the world should be run, by the way.

Medical treatment makes schizophrenic walk out of psych ward.
Schizo marries bipolar femoid and has a kid.
Kid inherits both genetic defects.

Kid grows up and marries femoid with borderline/autism. Cycle repeats.

Few decades later, end result is everyone has dozen mental defects and amount grows with each generation as defective genes are not culled and never will be cause muh eugenics bad

Bright future ahead of us

 

[The Lawgiver]

Yes, and his own civilization where he had first proposed his plan immediately told him it's retarded and he should fuck off, since then he was obsessed with proving them wrong, even if it really is retarded. I don't know if I should give writers so much credit to intend this reading, though.

See you're forgetting the main thing with his own civilization saying his shit was retarded: they fucking ended up killing themselves IMMEDIATELY after telling him his plan was retarded, which then solidified his mindset. The places he did the "kill half the population"shit on also ended up getting better afterwards and then joining his army which was the throwaway explanation as to why he had so many guys. Endgame kinda butchers his character last second and then kills him in a way where the timeline shit they explained would fall apart because he's the past thanos from before he even snopped half the universe at random. he goes from being "ah yeah see I died that's fine because what I did was the main message" and then "oh they're time travelling to undo my stuff which i already knew but didn't care about ok so now I will go to the future and tell them I'm going to just erase the WHOLE universe and make a new one" when his entire fucking reasoning since they retconned him from hinted death crush thing to just being a sagely space hippie guy with insanely fucked up followers due to how batshit insane and retarded his plan was, especially on a larger scale. The only guys that are gonna end up following him are the one who's civilizations were already FUBAR.

MCU thanos is also implied to have tortured his kids physically which doesnt line up with what they later characterize him like so it gets really fucking weird because no that's never implied to have been in their head.

I'm not a comic sperg but from what I've read online his original motive for killing half of humanity was because he was simping for the female embodiment of death in the Marvel universe. One of his early teasers even has him saying "to challenge them is to court death" which makes sense if you've read the comics but makes no sense at all considering how they changed his motives/character to be palatable to the smoothbrained masses.

There's a little bit more motivation to comic thanos than just courting his skeleton GF but yeah the "kill half of everyone snap" in the comic was basically just to try and go "ayy see how powerful I am? I killed all these people for YOU cause you're death and shit." Like the snap in the comics is what sets OFF the plot. Everything's normal and then suddenly "half the population is GONE?" type stuff.

Comic thanos also found out about christmas and spent it with his kid. MCU thanos would NEVER.

 

[StacticShock]

to be palatable to the smoothbrained masses.

i wouldn't call the regular person smoothbrained to be honest, they have so much options and you need to find a way to get their attention in order to make dosh, MCU thanos is basically condensed comic book thanos into certain tropes in hopes it would get butts in cinema seat which means money, trying to hyperfocus on the reasons as to why he was condensed is retarded since the regular MCU enjoyer wouldn't give a flying fuck about ultimates or whatevethefuck thanos comics issue bumfuck other than dismissing as "nerd shit".

same shit with Dredd from sly and karl urban comparisons, only the faggiest of the fags downplay sly's dredd version when it was in a period where the actor was in the hollywood spotlight and the directors and writers wanted to bring that world from the comics to the big screen, especailly if you go on the helmet removing autism where people conventially ignore shit like cloning, judges retiring, ABC warriors, the wasteland... things that aren't shown on karl urban dredd because of the director and the writers focus from that movie being entirely different from sly's dredd.

 

[Xtl]

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Have you ever watched some popular nu-Hollywood slop and asked youself "Why is this trash so popular? Who are the audience for it?"
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Redditors. Redditors are.

Well, even the Joker doesn't like Red Skull because he is a Nazi. So shit like this is nothing new.

 

[blackface enthusiast]

Thanos motivation was better when he wanted to kill people so he could fuck Death.

Men will do crazy shit for goth pussy.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Why are these people so obsessed with having cartoon characters from their childhood align with their beliefs? It’s so fucking gay.

Their lives are so sad and empty that all they have are cartoons and their "comfort characters". So they cope with the world around being scary by imagining that said character would be on their side. Personally I don't believe most of the waifus I've acquired over the years would be cool with men in dresses and bad wigs sneaking into girls bathrooms (give me your TMI ratings, I've said my piece) so I'm not too sure it's a good system.