Serious gooner here... I have a lube problem.
So last year, I tried meth for the first time and got hooked for 9 months. My bedroom basically became my goon cave and every Friday evening to Monday morning, I would stimfap HARD.
Put it this way, I spent more on lube than the actual meth itself. Each 3 day bender, I probably used about 1L of water-based lube (for anal toys mainly, not gay) and around 1L of coconut oil and baby oils.
**THE PROBLEM**
So as you can imagine, by month 9, my king-sized mattress was completely and literally soaked through with liquid lube/oil. So much so, that I had to move out recently and the weight of the mattress was too much to lift, at like 3-4x times its normal weight. If you touched any part of the mattress, your hand would be lubricated. It was very embarrassing, as I had to pay for a professional removal and they definitely knew.
I did actually cover the bed in a tarpaulin (plastic sheet) a few months in, but this just caused the lube to drip off into the carpet (my landlord won't be happy).
After a 6 month break, I plan to start again for a solid 6 months of extreme stimfapping, as I managed to get some time off work. These 6 months will be the most pleasurable months of my life, then I will quit permanently after that.
...however, I need a dedicated stimfapping apparatus. Something I can use solid for 6 months to catch all fluids and can be disposed easily afterwards.
So far, I am thinking of this set-up:
- Single mattress only used for stimfapping.
- Placed in a paddling pool (thin walls type).
- Place loads of paper towels to soak liquids and dispose of them every weekend.
Interested to hear people's thoughts or if you have any better ideas.
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