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[Jace on ice]

Today in Redditors don't understand normal people a reddit dork goes to a bar and doesn't understand why average working guys would rather talk about crushing puss and sports instead of listening to some nerd ramble on about toxic masculinity and how Trump is bad and orange.

 

[milkmangaming]

Imagine having to debate politics with some Andrew Dobson looking dork.

 

[Not Funny]

Arrowhead has made the mistake of releasing a cop themed Warbond and the delusional ACAB redditors are mad. These threads are being deleted but it's funny to see them pop up and they get shitcanned immediately by normal people.

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Posted this in the Helldivers 2 thread but I guess I'll throw this here.

 

[WhiteNight]

Redditors realize that sporting Mexican flags while protesting for illegal immigrants sends the wrong message, because it makes it clear to everyone watching that these people are loyal to a foreign power and shouldn't be in this country. So, pretend to be patriotic!


Someone pointed out that this lesson needs to be relearned every generation:


An immigrant gets Reddit jewelry for suggesting that Mexican flags are, well, false flags, which fortunately is quickly refuted:

 

[Meth Reindeer]

This place is great for a good laugh.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GuyCry/comments/1l4tf3w/im_broken/

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While I have some sympathy for people when stuff like this happens, I just don't get how he let her walk all over him for so long. Talk about not being discerning with your partner choice. I really hope he doesn't lean into the woe is me attitude, that's how you get weirdo behaviors. Any normal person would be kicking them both to the kurb and/or leaving them with all the bills to pay as a general first step.

I don't get why these people don't express any anger at their situations, it's a healthy response to such, and helps you move on.

Another slimy men's lib sub trying to monopolize men's issues into a superficial feminist-approved perspective, because emperor forbid men take charge of their own movement. This post stuck out with me
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because they cannot see how their "allies" fostered this environment of glorified violence against men to begin with.

Redditor isn't very good at socialising, but is good at writing a misleading title. Can't quite believe that they don't get how "banter" works between friends. That you can't retaliate to an offhand comment aggressively 30 minutes later and expect it to go down well.

I do find all these advice or "totally real life" story subreddits equal parts amusing and sad. Amusing because they live among us, sad because they're either made up stories for Reddit points, or real people who either crave attention or genuinely don't have normal people in their life to ask advice from.

I don't really believe this story, but I can imagine he had a fight with his girl after she said something cunty. That sort of thing is sadly pretty common nowadays. I also think it's pitiful for people in their 30s to act like teenagers in this situation.

I also think it's rich that the chick is 31 so past her "prime" as far as maximum desirability goes, yet still treats someone like that.

Eternal/extended adolescence is a hell of a thing. People into their 30s pretending they're still teenagers then getting bitter when they hit 40 and realise they wasted the best time of their lives. I don't think the regret phenomenon is new, but it does feel like a lot of adults act like brats and don't set themselves up for later life.

Plenty of women keep that attitude well past when they should grow out of it. Probably because they're enabled by certain flavors of feminism and online rhetoric that tells them that they're always "a prize."

 

[winderson_silva]

This is a very entertaining story about some Warhammer nerds in the UK getting bullied by 8-9 year olds, and getting their autistic little toys destroyed with absolutely zero compensation

Found a pretty good comment on it.

This is normal for the UK. Unfortunately, I wasn't expecting any other outcome. Crime has been going up, while solved crimes keeps going down. In half of neighborhoods, not a single burglary was solved. Rather than build new prisons, they are simply releasing criminals early. And mind, the UK hands out sentences with a very light touch to behind with.
The only good news is that reported crime is dropping in some categories. Bad news is, it's often just not reported because they know the cops won't do anything. Bike theft is the go-to example.
Which tracks with the story. Criminals caused damage. Victim ID's the criminal. Cops refused to do anything. Govt refuses to do anything. Victim gets told to eat the damages, best case. Worst case, victim gets more punishment than the criminal.

Only thing he forgot was specify who is doing said crime

 

[Agares]

Redditors realize that sporting Mexican flags while protesting for illegal immigrants sends the wrong message, because it makes it clear to everyone watching that these people are loyal to a foreign power and shouldn't be in this country. So, pretend to be patriotic!
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Someone pointed out that this lesson needs to be relearned every generation:
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An immigrant gets Reddit jewelry for suggesting that Mexican flags are, well, false flags, which fortunately is quickly refuted:
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Oh so NOW they have a twinge of self’s awareness about bad optics. Too little, too late for that, bud.

 

[Among Us Gaming]

This person self-inserting as Bill is probably accurate

A quick scroll of his profile confirms that he is 27 years old, a troon, "submissive," and overweight.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

A quick scroll of his profile confirms that he is 27 years old, a troon, "submissive," and overweight.

That's a lot of words to avoid saying "redditor". Seriously, that is the most stereotypical reddit user ever.

 

[Ed Special]

This is a very entertaining story about some Warhammer nerds in the UK getting bullied by 8-9 year olds, and getting their autistic little toys destroyed with absolutely zero compensation
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Manchildren mogged by literal children.

 

[Sigmund Freud]

Posted this in the Helldivers 2 thread but I guess I'll throw this here.

Just for a bit of context "warbonds" are little battlepasses that are added to the game. They usually have their own themes (e.g. chemical warfare, western, secret police), and the upcoming one is centered around the police force (even directly referencing Robocop and Judge Dredd).

Their kvetching about ACAB is triple retarded, because not only is the game completely unsubtle about you playing as a crayon-eating jarhead serving an authoritarian regime, but as I said before, there is an unironic gestapo-themed warbond, which even redditors are pointing out.

 

[Ed Special]

Posted this in the Helldivers 2 thread but I guess I'll throw this here.

Checked his profile. Zenless Zone Zero (Gacha coomslop mobile game), Street Fighter, Evangelion, and Dark Souls. These "people" just can't help being stereotypes.

 

[Among Us Gaming]

slimy men's lib sub

> slimy
> mens lib subreddit
Redundant. Nearly all mens issues subreddits are total garbage

 

[biggnigghog]

Some gems from r/latebloomerlesbians

https://www.reddit.com/r/latebloomerlesbians/comments/1j763i9/comment/mgyx4a5/

"boob measuring scheme"

https://www.reddit.com/r/latebloomerlesbians/comments/ccs67p/comment/etu3kkz/

https://www.reddit.com/r/latebloomerlesbians/comments/ccs67p/comment/etppp5a/

"Did anyone else have crushes on men who looked liked lesbians?"

https://www.reddit.com/r/latebloomerlesbians/comments/1j9qldw/were_you_strictly_into_feminine_men_before/

https://www.reddit.com/r/latebloomerlesbians/comments/17uyu1t/did_anyone_else_have_crushes_growing_up_on_men/

"I wish by boyfriend was a woman"

https://www.reddit.com/r/latebloomerlesbians/comments/1fk3aky/i_wish_my_boyfriend_was_a_woman/

 

[Not Funny]

Redditors realize that sporting Mexican flags while protesting for illegal immigrants sends the wrong message, because it makes it clear to everyone watching that these people are loyal to a foreign power and shouldn't be in this country. So, pretend to be patriotic!
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Reddit moment.

 

[Agares]

> slimy
> mens lib subreddit
Redundant. Nearly all mens issues subreddits are total garbage

Either that or they're just circlejerks of blackpilled despair, like r/shortguys.

 

[Reminmyster]

Video of guy whining that the national guard is there to stop rioters from destroying things.

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"I'm crying because they're on the wrong side of history"


I'm sure the national guard that is there to stop you from burning buildings down are the equivalent of evil nazis


How can i make this about gender norms


I wonder how till we start seeing citizens defend themselves and get labeled as evil conservatives like BLM riots

 

[Ed Special]

I'm sure the national guard that is there to stop you from burning buildings down are the equivalent of evil nazis

The Nuremberg Defense did, in fact, work for everyone who wasn't an actual commissioned officer, politician, or member of the SS.

 

[harbringer883]

Video of guy whining that the national guard is there to stop rioters from destroying things.
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That is the most reddit speech I have ever heard. God I hope that faggot gets shot or trampled

 

[Local Hooker]

Video of guy whining that the national guard is there to stop rioters from destroying things.

I forgot where in the constitution they said you're supposed to let in infinite illegal aliens and you can't deport them