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"Last time I looked after children (2009) the 3 year old had to change the 1 year olds nappy cos I had no clue. I then proceeded to give the 1 year old a Chomp (chocolate covered toffee bar by Cadbury). Parents came back and wondered why he couldn't open his mouth. Apparently babies can't have toffee."
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"Then God forbid a meatsack falls in and Harambe gets murdered by overzealous idiots. I'd have taken a more "wait and see" attitude. Another meatsack was picked up, cuddled and returned to its frothing parents by a female gorilla. Why oh why couldn't it have been the baboon enclosure? I'd LOVE a live reenactment of that zoo scene in the Omen..."

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"I literally stabbed my ex. teehee"
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Oh how edgy
At some point the child hating nature of these people is going to come to a head with their desire to be anti racist considering 99% of the people who let their kids act like animals are brown.
 
There's a subreddit called r/boomersbeingfools that you'd think would be about funny stories about how Boomers are the generation God has cursed the world with, instead it's nonstop kvetching about ORANGEMAN and that extends to posting stories about millennials like Vance and Hegseth and about GenXers like Musk and Bondi.

That being said here's stuff that totally happened.


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This totally happened. It was real in zir mind.


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"Gay doctor" is totally funny. LOL GAY


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I have no idea wtf this person is talking about. No seriously, I'm not snarking, what is the problem here?
 
Why are they so fucking surprised that Zelda won't be played by a troon

Nintendo definitely had a say on the casting and Japan is transphobic as shit. They won't let their brand get into hot water in their own country just so they can pander to western audience more instead
 
Why are they so fucking surprised that Zelda won't be played by a troon

Nintendo definitely had a say on the casting and Japan is transphobic as shit. They won't let their brand get into hot water in their own country just so they can pander to western audience more instead
Because they're trannies and they went all in on OH HUNTER LOOKS LIKE ZELDA OF COURSE SHE'LL BE ZELDA

Delusional looney troons.
 
Why are they so fucking surprised that Zelda won't be played by a troon

Nintendo definitely had a say on the casting and Japan is transphobic as shit. They won't let their brand get into hot water in their own country just so they can pander to western audience more instead
This whole astro-turfed Hunter being Zelda rumors is like a public wedding proposal...the principal's the same, coerce through public pressure to get the right answer.

The actual casting is the embarrassing rejection that these folk never, ever live down...(until they try to get that troon to be Samus next)
 
Why are they so fucking surprised that Zelda won't be played by a troon
Also: we’re post peak troon. If the major studios have anyone worth their salt planning future projects, they’re not casting troons.
Look at what a disaster the Snow White casting was, and that was an actual woman with the wrong phenotype.
 
There's a subreddit called r/boomersbeingfools that you'd think would be about funny stories about how Boomers are the generation God has cursed the world with, instead it's nonstop kvetching about ORANGEMAN and that extends to posting stories about millennials like Vance and Hegseth and about GenXers like Musk and Bondi.

That being said here's stuff that totally happened.


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This totally happened. It was real in zir mind.


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"Gay doctor" is totally funny. LOL GAY


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I have no idea wtf this person is talking about. No seriously, I'm not snarking, what is the problem here?
That reminds me of how some guy on that sub happily told a story of how his stinky boomer dad(whos also a fox news fan) got beat up by some queers for being homophobic

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That reminds me of how some guy on that sub happily told a story of how his stinky boomer dad(whos also a fox news fan) got beat up by some queers for being homophobic

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Yes, this dude is a fag. Fag.

How about that no one watches late night shows and Colbert along with John Oliver are astroturfed to hell and back?
Yeah most people I know don't watch that shit, not even leftoids. There's seethe in the comments of that thread I linked over about how SO MANY PEOPLE WATCHED THE CLIIPS ON YOUTUBE. If they aren't getting ad revenue from YT then it doesn't matter.

I don't even know what the age demos who are that are watching Colbert, people are also seething that it increased ratings but unless they're amongst the demos advertisers want... doesn't matter
 
I don't even know what the age demos who are that are watching Colbert, people are also seething that it increased ratings but unless they're amongst the demos advertisers want... doesn't matter
According to 4chinz:

In 2024 2,568,000 viewers on average watched the late show with colbert
of those 2,568,000 only 281,000 were between 18-49 years old, aka, the only demo advertisers care about
>89% of colbert's audience is over 50
 
Sometimes I like to browse the academic subreddits to get a look at reddit’s intellectual elite. Unsurprisingly, the population skews towards mentally ill incompetent losers like the rest of the site. But when they’re not crying about abuse because their professor asked them to please finally pick a topic after their 5th year as a PhD student, these scientists are wrestling with the big questions.

Today’s conundrum: how do you not piss yourself?

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Japan is transphobic as shit
Are they really? They have at least 5 different words for gender-confusing people.
These responses vindicate why it was cancelled by blaming le blompf. and taking zero responsibility for their annoying TDS behavior.
"I literally stabbed my ex. teehee"
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Oh how edgy
This sack of shit probably goes on to panic about "violence against women".
 
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