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Hellwalker said:
I've come to the conclusion that this post is fake
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I thought about it a bit more and concluded that redditor is just extremely fucking fat. Massive even. Probably has a hard time getting up those stairs even without carrying anything. It's the only conclusion that makes sense to me, he really isn't physically capable to lug the box upstairs. Equal parts funny and pathetic.

Could always be your conclusion, though. Not the first time and certainly not the last time some reddit fag made up a story for updoots and asspats.
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
I thought about it a bit more and concluded that redditor is just extremely fucking fat. Massive even.
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The mean weight of a redditor is about 700 pounds.
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AnOminous said:
How weak and pathetic do you have to be not to be able to move a mattress? I mean they can be cumbersome, but how WEAK do you have to be that it's totally impossible for you to move it to where it needs to be?
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Especially with it still in the box it's even easier to move around. Just get behind it and push it, the fuck? Even an anorexic twink should have the leg muscle to push something that's 50lbs max. Is he wheelchair bound or what the fuck is his excuse? Mind boggling
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Asexuality among zoomers is a response to the rampant porn sickness of millennials. They think not wanting to fuck everyone they see is a disorder or they just want to feel special and calling themselves queer isn't cutting it anymore.
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It seems like nowadays that every little thing has a label now. If you only want to fuck people after only after getting to know them, you're demisexual . Even not being a complete whore has to have an exotic sounding label now.

On a related note, the vast majority of people who claim to be asexual are either lying or full of shit (especially online). When push comes to shove 99% of them will admit to wanting to fuck [insert attractive celebrity/fictional character here]
 
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biggnigghog said:
It seems like nowadays that every little thing has a label now. If you only want to fuck people after only after getting to know them, you're demisexual . Even not being a complete whore has to have an exotic sounding label now.

On a related note, the vast majority of people who claim to be asexual are either lying or full of shit (especially online). When push comes to shove 99% of them will admit to wanting to fuck [insert attractive celebrity/fictional character here]
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Honestly with how many different labels these people give each other and how every one of them has to be a part of the LGBT, how do these people differentiate between an actual straight person who's not a part of the LGBTQ to someone that's asexual or polysexual? For example, if I'm someone who doesn't engage in romance unless I got to know the person more (according to queer logic), that would make me demisexual. But what if I never want to label myself that? Would I not be a part of the LGBTQ? Again, I would really like to ask these people what exactly makes someone not LGBTQ if straight people who have a low sex drive, lack of romantic interest, polyamory, etc can all be a part of the community. Like what does your community even stand for at this point? Sexualities that are "abnormal"? When was someone who chose to not engage in sex, romance, or waited until they got to know the person seen as abnormal? When did someone who loved multiple people or wanted to fuck any woman that moved seen as abnormal?
 
I've been seeing more AI stuff on Reddit. Here's HiddenRaconteur who hates taxes and loves Elon Musk. Please resist bringing politics into this shit I'm just pointing this out.

As an example:

It’s frustrating how often people get this wrong. It’s easy to blame the big companies but in reality, UK supermarkets are not raking in “greedy” profits.

Most operate on razor-thin margins while juggling rising costs from inflation, energy, logistics, and theft. The idea that they’re exploiting consumers during the cost of living crisis to “make billions” is a misconception.

Yes, supermarkets like Tesco, Sainsbury’s, and Asda generate billions in revenue, but revenue is not profit. Their net profit margins are modest at best:- Tesco: 2.3%- Sainsbury’s: 0.74%- Waitrose: 1.2%- M&S (Food division): 2.1%- Asda: 0.9%

To put that into context, most UK grocers operate with net margins under 3%. That’s pennies of profit on every pound spent.

Frankly, they’d likely be better off selling up and putting their money into an index fund or government bonds.

Compare that to the tech giants:- Apple: 25%- Microsoft: 36%- Google: 31%

While prices have risen, the UK Competition and Markets Authority (2023) found no strong evidence that supermarket profit margins have increased significantly. Most remain flat or falling.

Meanwhile, retail theft cost UK supermarkets £953 million in 2023 (British Retail Consortium). That’s not just a statistic, it has a direct impact on prices. Retailers either absorb the cost or pass it on, further squeezing already tight margins.

The margin for survival is so thin, it wouldn’t take much to push some of these retailers to close. And when that happens, it’s not just shelves that go empty, it’s jobs, local economies, and communities that suffer.
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I guess most people don't realize this is AI posting unless you fuck around with AI a lot. AI can't resist throwing adjectives everywhere and forming a conclusion. There are also ten objective facts here that nobody would know off the top of their head.

This also appears to be a real person who just uses Grok to fight people on the internet, which, Christ almighty posting on Reddit is pathetic enough without having an AI post for you.
 
biggnigghog said:
It seems like nowadays that every little thing has a label now. If you only want to fuck people after only after getting to know them, you're demisexual . Even not being a complete whore has to have an exotic sounding label now.

On a related note, the vast majority of people who claim to be asexual are either lying or full of shit (especially online). When push comes to shove 99% of them will admit to wanting to fuck [insert attractive celebrity/fictional character here]
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This image I found on Twitter would be interesting to post here, me thinks. I think it says everything that I already knew about leftism regarding their need to label everything and treat every minor inconvenience as an excuse to be quirky or get minority oppression points.

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