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My gf picked up a brick during a fist fight and got arrested, what should I do reddit?
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When redditors rightly question why "he" would not defend "his" lady the truth is revealed
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So basically, a biological man fought with another biological man while the biological woman didn't step in because the men in the fight were way stronger than her.

Nature always wins in the end.
 
Imagine writing this and not hanging yourself immediately after. What a fucked up world we live in.
imagine the brothers reaction, what would you even do in that situation? your retarded furry tranny brother hands you a note with incest puns confessing his love for you, is murder a reasonable response? i think so
 
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Your Pagan god does not give a fuck about you or what you do by virtue of you committing the sin of being born a woman. "I wear all this garish attention grabbing stuff while covering my head so it totally counts as piety"

Islam stole headcovering for piety from Christianity (1 Corinthians 11:4-15) and acts like they invented it and anyone else who does so is "imposing on their beliefs". Yes I'm being a sperg about this, give me my puzzle pieces. Getting sick of muzzies in the west.
 
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Your Pagan god does not give a fuck about you or what you do by virtue of you committing the sin of being born a woman. "I wear all this garish attention grabbing stuff while covering my head so it totally counts as piety"

Islam stole headcovering for piety from Christianity (1 Corinthians 11:4-15) and acts like they invented it and anyone else who does so is "imposing on their beliefs". Yes I'm being a sperg about this, give me my puzzle pieces. Getting sick of muzzies in the west.
shouldn't that just make you want Christian women to wear headcoverings too, she's literally talking about how she wants to dress modestly and chastely
 
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Somali is enraged at race mixing.
Islam prioritizes marriage over being single for a woman and is (on paper) against any dumb tribalism regarding race. Argh slash r/Somalia poster wouldn't last in Iran or Saudi Arabia where they actually know how Islam works instead of prioritizing their weird tribal culture over it.

And I'm someone who doesn't like Islam but I have a better grasp of their Mohammedian religion, lol.
 
What's the point of having a Somalia subreddit? The entire country is a failed state locked in a series of proxy wars. I just finished reading Black Hawk Down and I say glass all those niggers from orbit for all I care.
There's a huge Somali diaspora around the world. 95% of the posts on there are actually from diaspora Somalis who live in Minnesota or Sweden.

Although, from what I hear, a good chunk of diaspora Somalis are doing the one decent thing (that ideally, all shitskin migrants should be fucking doing) and are moving back to the actual country of Somalia with their western education in an effort to "try" fix their homeland... So 5% are actually posting from their cushy apartments in Mogadishu because they brought with them (comparatively) big money from the West, which effectively makes them a millionaire in Somalia.

Well, kind of. Before they get blown up by an IED on their way because the current government of Somalia is ran by retards who still can't even beat al-Shabaab after 15+ years of Western training and funding. The current Somali Army makes the ANA of Afghanistan look like the fucking USMC.
 
Congratulations, he invented 8chan.
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Reddit users think Boomers lived through the Depression.
This post about the stepfather is a literally me moment. My hobbies are watching TV/YouTube, reading about politics, and posting on Kiwi Farms. I am also perpetually angry. I guess you could say I'm a spiritual boomer. Luckily, I saw a YouTuber who talked about this problem of people not having hobbies, which she attributes to social media, but I would attribute to either a simple lack of interest or an inability to partake in hobbies.
 
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I'm honestly most offended by the absolutely atrocious handwriting. Call me #borninlewronggeneration, but good penmanship is an art and something to be proud of. But ofc we should be amazed that incest tranny can write at all after having fried his brain with all the degenerate porn he's been watching. That poor brother. If you have a sibling like that you should be legally allowed to put them down.
 
"imposing on their beliefs".
Well, they did invent the idea that a woman must always cover her head. In Orthodox Christianity, at least, Women only cover their hair when they're inside a church, and only if they're married.

I think the funniest thing about it is how it was Muhhamad's friend who was complaining about unvieled women, so afterwards the most ideal human being ever "coincidentally" got a revelation from Allah, stating that women should veil themselves to not tempt men. Convenient.
 
Certified Reddit moment.

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God what a fucking weakling.

If you think your girlfriend is cheating on you, confront her and dump her ass. Don't weasel around it and go out to clubs to hook up too. If the relationship means something to you, take it seriously. She clearly doesn't if she's going on cruises with Fabien and hanging out at parties specifically designed for hooking up.

She "doesn't see anything wrong with it" so either she thinks you're so retarded she can lie to your face about it or she's so retarded she legitimately doesn't understand how suspicious it looks to a normal person. Either way you need to talk about it either with her or someone you trust.

This niggas girlfriend is basically cucking him and his first response is to go to reddit. Death.
 
Was bored and decided to visit reddit for no real reason. What a mistake.
Mind you, these are all stuffs I immediately saw on the front page without an account.
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Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard:
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Pretty much sure people do this all the time. This, however, is enough to freak out redditor. Do these people never take a walk around the neighborhood?

Sydney Sweeney now getting heckled over American Eagle ad
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Admittedly, I don't follow the whole thing, but I tried googling the ad and I didn't see how it could be seen as racist. Are white people not allowed to star in an ad anymore? Someone with a reddit brain please tell me what the hell are those people complaining about.

first 6 months as OnlyFans creator, no management
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Yesterday was my 6 month mark of being a creator on OnlyFans, as there’s a lot being said and claimed about the money people make on the platform so I figured it would be fun to share.

I’m aware and not propagandising that this is what everyone with an OF will make, earning $100k per month places you in the top 0.3% of all creators on the platform, $30k/month in roughly the top 1%. It also doesn’t come by taking a few pictures of your peaches and posting them on the internet, right away I spent every spare hour I had beside my job at the library on making content for my social media accounts, my OF page, posting, messaging etc. I hit top 1% in the first three weeks and quit my job two weeks later to focus on it full time, averaging about 18 hours per day, 7 days a week for the first few months.

Not taking on a management and the accompanying “chatters” was a deliberate choice, surely it would probably make more money as they have all kinds of tricks and tactics to optimise sales, but I want to run my page in a honest way. The only downside to that for my subscribers is that they sometimes have to wait a while until I can get to their messages, but I’ve heard they prefer that over talking to a bunch of chat operators pretending to be me, haha.

It’s a lot of money and as a young woman that didn’t grew up rich it’s a massive change and I try to be smart with it. I’m very grateful for it, I’ve got to know a lot of wonderful people and I enjoy what I do every day.

Open to questions and discussion!
And obvious, blatant OF ad! Sounds so fake and yet people still fall for it anyway! Cherry on top, of course there's something like this in the comment section:
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Somali is enraged at race mixing.
So race mixing is only bad when its non whites doing it. I know there's quite a few comments calling OP out on this but I still see a few comments understanding his concern and his account is still up. If this was a white person complaining about his sister being with a black or brown guy, the entire post would have been shut down and OP would have been banned.
 
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