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You're just jealous that I've been cast as the Ghost of Pizza the Hutt in Spaceballs 2.
Rollin' with the punches ain't gonna work, boy. I think it's best if you skedaddle on out of this here thread and change your username. Everyone knows you're fatter than a four year old hog.
 
“Haha guys look I’m in on the joke too you can stop making fun of my hand now”
Look, I'm just trying to have fun with it, yeah? Even if I do take it seriously and post scale pics, y'all will just say I put an 800lb weight on the scale beforehand and hit tare or got the pic off /fit/ or otherwise faked it, so if I can't disprove it, I'll just have fun with it. I got mad at the internet for a second, I'll own that, but now I've had a sec to cool off and think the ribbing's kinda funny
 
Look, I'm just trying to have fun with it, yeah? Even if I do take it seriously and post scale pics, y'all will just say I put an 800lb weight on the scale beforehand and hit tare or got the pic off /fit/ or otherwise faked it, so if I can't disprove it, I'll just have fun with it. I got mad at the internet for a second, I'll own that, but now I've had a sec to cool off and think the ribbing's kinda funny
Just log off retard
 
>Look, I'm just trying to have fun with it, yeah?
Not a real gigachad.webp
 
I wonder how long reddit will stay the internet's #1 haven for leftist lunacy. Between Spez getting called to testify in front of a commission, the social pendulum swinging towards the right, business shifting away from left-wing pandering and reddit's reputation plummeting both IRL and among netizens, I think we can expect at the very least a tard wrangling of some larger subs like r/politics.
 
For context, these characters are from some zoomer videogame that involves an incestuous relationship between the two.
I would like to mention that it isn't some wholesome chungus incest game ala japanese animu, at least. Their relationship is portrayed as extremely fucked up and emotionally/physically abusive from both ends throughout the entire game, and one of the endings, where they actually end up having sex with each other, also ends with them both committing suicide or the brother nearly beating the sister to death. A lot of the coomer reactions to the two main characters is a "I can fix him/her" situation, at least from what I've seen.

They're also both cannibals who murder and eat their own parents because the game is in a pseudo dystopia where there are demons and 24/7 covid lockdowns over some mysterious sickness that drove people insane.

It's not a pleasant story.

Look, I'm just trying to have fun with it, yeah? Even if I do take it seriously and post scale pics, y'all will just say I put an 800lb weight on the scale beforehand and hit tare or got the pic off /fit/ or otherwise faked it, so if I can't disprove it, I'll just have fun with it. I got mad at the internet for a second, I'll own that, but now I've had a sec to cool off and think the ribbing's kinda funny
Genuinely I would just leave, dude. Next time you want to confirm you're white to random jeets on Kiwifarms pick a skinnier part of your body.
 
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Look, I'm just trying to have fun with it, yeah? Even if I do take it seriously and post scale pics, y'all will just say I put an 800lb weight on the scale beforehand and hit tare or got the pic off /fit/ or otherwise faked it, so if I can't disprove it, I'll just have fun with it. I got mad at the internet for a second, I'll own that, but now I've had a sec to cool off and think the ribbing's kinda funny
Have you ever thought about just not being fat?
 
>"Erm well the hhhuright wingers are totally inciting violence too!"
>look inside
>It's right wingers making generic "this is war!" tweets after left winger irl violence


Also, "Well what about Truth social and Parler hermmmmmmmmmmmm?? :smug:"
Truth social has an average of 110k daily users, whereas reddit is 110 million. The reach of one outpaces the other to a massive degree. No one uses Truth Social or Parler outside of boomercons sick of Facebook, and there's been no evidence of widespread political violence originating from either.

Last I checked, Trump and Ryan Rhodes didn't get Hasan Piker assassinated on stage.

Reddit and Discord on the other hand are constantly embroiled in 24/7 leftist political brainrot.

Look at any main sub on the site, political or non-political, and you'll see leftist propaganda and circlejerking as far as the eye can see. The top 50 subreddits on the site are all run by the same tiny group of powermods, all of whom are either tankies or troons.
 
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This one's my favorite:
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the call for violence they claim:
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Obese trannies with anime profile pics in the preddit thread say it ain't so!

I literally can't even.
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interesting that they stopped discussing the shooter almost completely after it was revealed he was fucking his tranny bf
 
The majority of female redditors are only there to advertise their onlyfans. All the other ones are trannies. Reddit was never a site for real women.

Edit: I forgot to add that twoxchromosomes is the premier femcel subreddit. So that exists too. If theres any actual females posting on there they are 100% a maladjusted shut-in who will blame all their problems on everyone else(men).
10 minutes of checking out "twoxchromosomes" can turn the biggest white knight/simp into a hardcore misogynist. I wonder how many decent relationships have been destroyed over the most trivial shit due to dumb bitches getting advice from femcel reddit. Insufferable cunts.

Pizzacake is a rabbit hole unto herself. Hey Pizza, you live in Canuckistan. Shut up.
These liberal voters in Canada are worse than ISIS. The real quality of life rating for shithole Canada is bottom of the barrel for developed countries. Living here has been brutal since Trudeau and the liberals opened the floodgates for Africans, Indians and Arabs. It's hard to describe how bleak our existence is in this husk of a once great country. High school kids can't find work; there's hundreds of job applications (mostly from Indians) for one job opening at some shitty restaurant. Every retail and security job is occupied by Indians and most city bus drivers are niggers due to our government subsidized transit companies' love of filling DEI quotas.

Now that our economy is in a death spiral, caused by a bloated and incompetent government (consisting of grifters and foreigners), homeowners are now selling their homes at a 50 percent loss. Ten years ago, you could be hired by five employers in a day, now you can go for an entire year without a single callback, and an income of $50k (after taxes) could sustain a decent little lifestyle for a single person.

Our food banks are in crisis mode; working people can't feed their families, it also doesn't help that Indians are scamming food banks and all other social services they can get their shit stained hands on. Our "free" and "amazing" healthcare system is so overwhelmed with these fucking Africans, muslims and dotheads, you can die while waiting to be seen in the ER; stories of people waiting for 30 hours to be seen by a doctor is not unheard of.

But hey, at least you can kill yourself with our brilliant "MAID" euthanizing program; just sign the dotted line, pleb, and you can receive your lethal injection in just a few weeks time. The government is also mulling over the idea of expanding MAID for minors, so that kids can be approved to be euthanized without their parents' consent. Little Billy has OCD?! Well, strap him down like a serial killer on Texas' death row.
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Canada is fucked.
 
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